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Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, life,

The Difference of Distance - for adult contest

The Difference of Distance


The difference between adult and a dolt
is that one will stay the other bolt.




submitted to – The TRUE Meaning of Being Adult
sponsor – FJ Thomas



Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,

Hedgehog - adult

I ONCE MET A MAN IN **** WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN NO TWITTER NOR BLOG THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN

Poem Details | by Warner Baxter |
Categories: body, dance, funny, girl, jobs, lust, sexy,

Downtown - adult

DOWNTOWN WHERE GIRLS DANCE ON POLES FOR A PRICE THEY’LL BARE THEIR SOULS THEY’LL SIT ON YOUR LAP YOU’LL GO FAP FAP FAP UNTIL YOU LOOSE YOUR CONTROL

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: children, computer, humor, life, relationship,

Adult Children: A new species

They look like us, 
On the outside,
Only just younger.

They walk upright,
Can speak English;
No, not foreigners.

We nourish them,
Provide for them;
Help Them grow stronger.

They sprout gadgets,
To interface
One with another.

Prefer online
To face to face.
Virtual lover?

Will they survive,
Even evolve,
To become human

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Poem Details | by Lewis Raynes |
Categories: fun, health, humorous, nice, youth,

Adult to child

Today he resigned, he filled out his notice, 
Today’s the day he departs,
Today’s the day he stops life like an adult, 
And begins again, right from the start,

So he threw out his brief case, suede shoes and black suit, 
Hung his restraint on the door,
And put on some shorts, torn singlet and boots, 
And went on some crazy explore,

To burn some ants with a magnifying glass, 
Then kick around the mud and the dirt,
He also went to spray paint some walls, 
Getting paint all over his shirt.

Today’s the day he quit being adult, 
His new life has now just begun,
Authority and burden of old adult life, 
Replaced with fooling around, happy and fun.

Poem Details | by Karena Brown |
Categories: angst, childhood, funny, me,

I'm an adult

no 
i want to be in the dark
clearly my thoughts and words have no bearing
so why should i say a 
word to you 
huh?
my opinion...you
a word of wisdom from me you seek 
really...
gasp!!!
an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy I just received
"I'D like to thank God for blessing me with a...brain!"
you actually believe i can think....
are you sure?
will it change the image...
do you hear an actual person...an adult
5'11"...and still a child....

Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: love, passion,

Caramel (Adult Humor)

No taste as sweet
As liquid love
It’s desire in a jar
Just pour it out
Upon your dish
A tempting treat by far
Just let it ooze
Let it cover
Every morsel, every bite
So pour it out
Upon your lover 
Treat yourself tonight

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Adult Jack And Jill



Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise Well the true story is such They ended up in a clutch Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect