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Tell me I'm not funny?
Neither are you honey
I was telling a joke
Wasn't trying to poke
It's nothing personal
If I did that's a sign
Maybe you've been blind.
Issues issues issues
Yeah you have them
Go beat a bag or something
See a shrink or whatever
You've got 20 years on me
You've got way more to bleed
When I smile you're way
Try to bring the sun out that day
Even if it's fake. I don't care
If you stomp on my fun beware
A philosopher friend asks a mathematician friend
If you see one bird with one eye
How many birds will be seen with two eyes?
Mathematician fails in mathematics says one in answer
Now, mathematician friend asks philosopher friend
if one bullet kills a bird sitting on a branch of a tree
then how many birds will be killed with two bullets?
Philosopher friend says all will fly away
The stairs creak loudly!
Frightened unable to speak.
Just a bouncy ball!