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Poem Details | by Ken Duddle |
Categories: funny,

A Word of Advice

Leaving your wallet at home
Is not a great idea.
Being short of money
Also means short on beer.


Poem Details | by DONALD RODDY |
Categories: funny

TOAD IN THE ROAD

WITH THE SUNLIGHT ON MY FACE,
WHLE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD,
AS I LOOKED DOWN I SAW HIM,
WHO WAS IT, MISTER TOAD.

HE LOOKED AT ME WITH SOULFUL EYES,
AND ASKED IF I WOULD CATCH HIM FLIES,
SO I DID BUT AS TIME WENT ON,
I LOOKED AROUND, THE FLIES WERE GONE.

HE SAID THANKS AND HOPPED AWAY,
I WILL SEEE YOU AGAIN ANOTHER DAY,
BUT THEN I HEARD AN AWFUL SPLAT,
THEN I SAW HIM OH SO FLAT.

A CAR WENT BY,
ON DOWN THE ROAD,
OH WELL,
SO MUCH FOR MISTER TOAD.

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: care, friendship, funny love, girlfriend, love, wife, wisdom,

Don't Jinx It

Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!
Don’t mess up something pointlessly!
If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it!
I’ve heard these words repeatedly.

I tend to over analyze--
(Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!)
Not a good thing, I realize.
She loves you.  Don’t over-think it.

Her heart is tender.  Don’t break it!
Even though this might sound sappy.
Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!
Do your best to keep her happy.

One day she might end up your wife;
If you break her heart, then fix it!
In case she’s the love of your life,
Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!

Poem Details | by Anoucheka Gangabissoon |
Categories: beauty, grief, happy, humorous, sad,

My glorious seat taken

Glory ran in my head I was soon to take the lead Made into the Queen The one to rule behind the screen Was suddenly thrust into the light The limelight shining so bright My seat was there, so shiny It all made me so preppy As I climed the stairs I was all in tears A lifetime of repairs Rang in my own ears When I froze, so stony The announcer said sorry A mistake it was, his own My name thrown on the back lawn I watched, as my seat was taken By my contestant, so gladdened No more to be the Queen I was sure to turn mean!

Poem Details | by Troy Gamble |
Categories: funny

Stupid Fights

Thunder went off last night
It was in my house in fact
My sister and I were arguing
I was going to be attacked
We were arguing over the TV
To see who would get it first
I honestly don't know why
We both decided to burst
In the end, it was stupid
We could've worked it out
Now the TV’s taken away
Because we decided to pout