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Her tiny paws move slowly
Exploring the unholy
Many foes the kitten meets
Preying ‘neath living room seats
*March 24, 2017
Squeeze some more stuff in closet,
Daily make more deposits,
Piled sky high of clothes jumble,
Open door and hear rumble.
All powerful lemonade
Turned Bill into a renegade
Warlock instantly chastised
Interest in him on the rise
Lone wolf now, will run with pack
Mom wanted her baby back.
Hear that howling in the hill?
Bill runs loose and always will
creation, desire, fun, funny, happiness, music,
I feel her every curve and line,
so soft, subtle, and divine.
I tug a little at her bow,
pull and stroke it ever slow.
A tune she hums so sweet to hear,
I pull her close to my ear.
With each little soft caress,
it makes her scream, I must confess.
Sometimes she comes undone,
her echos growing one by one.
When her release is nearing end
I pull her close, and real her in.
My hands slowly shake and tremble,
but I keep them steady and so nimble.
For it's not my will for her to break,
it's my violin for heaven's sake.
(okay, I know this was a bit risky, but I had to have a little fun. Haha)