Humorous and funny Rice poems and/or funny poems about Rice. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rice funny poems!
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Delicious Hen Fed On Rice-Sticks
Limerick: Once a delicious hen fed on rice-sticks
for Delysia Hendricks, with many, many thanks
Once a delicious hen fed on rice-sticks
Loved gorging herself on limericks
She pecked on a sweet line
It turned all alkaline
Now chicken’s served with acid on bricks.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
adventure, allusion, analogy, appreciation, extended metaphor, humorous, magic,
Magic Grain of Argentinian Rice
In argentIna a such rice grain
of great magic i could not explain
produces great amount of paella rice
enough to feed a troop by cooking nIce
just one grain , so much of rice contains
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
humor,
Rice Cooker
The birds never consume cooked rice,
Is their chef witnessed by your eyes?