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august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
culture, england, food, humorous, nonsense, sensual, tribute,
Pub in Yorkshire with stout and ale aplenty.
Red faces sweating with alcohol's influence.
Singing fine songs in reverie and ecstasy.
Salivating at arrival of that succulent essence.
Tender juicy slices of beef covered with gravy.
A splendour when touched by crispy bubbling pudding.
Roast potatoes smiling that wicked grin for tongue's activity.
Forks and knives clatter in haste for that delight of tasty supping.
Drowning that deliciousness with ale.
Rhyming lyrics midst throng of patrons' happiness.
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding you made me hale.
I will visit you often and celebrate tummy's warmth in merriness.
beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,
Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,
So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,
Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,
Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
art, beauty, funny, sensual,
I am looking
at a an attractive
on a print on my wall
of a famous painting
imagining the painter
saying to Ms. Lisa
with a sensuous accent
a little smile
just a little more
a teeny bit more
Mark J. Halliday
age, body, desire, humorous, sensual, silly,
As you get older,
Deny the reality
That everything sags!
beauty, desire, humor, mythology, sensual, sexy, women,
Hot raptor breath
Push goosebumps to life
On the golden-honey flesh
Of a most desired sight.
Deeply tanned and rubenesque,
Unsheathed, scented shoulders.
Arms that distill without cause to beckon
The wills of the penile-brained knights.
Wallow in her moist pink flower.
Defend with your armor that nymphet tower.
But beware, Dear Sir, should your eye slip up
Two orbs of Venus power.
High and Tight – for contest
His soldier stood up – ramrod stiff
when he caught the first sensuous whiff
piqued his passion to plunder
scented cheese from down under
sweet downstairs aroma of Quiffe.
submitted to – LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor – Jan Allison
blessing, fun, happiness, humor, joy, mystery, sensual,
Laughter is a funny thing,
It's meant to bring joy to ones heart.
It's never meant to disappoint,
and it's always fun to start.
How is it one doesn't find
the time to laugh?
How is it one doesn't find
the time for fun?
We must make a time
for fun and laughter.
We must make more joy in our lives.
O glorious cavern wrought with pinkish mystery,
Thou, whose puck’ring lips I have dreamt about,
Are the sacred altar of Sodom’s progeny .
How thy sweet effluence is set to rout
When that fearsome beast of mine doth attack
And rend thy cave apart with its purple snout!
Venus’s temple on its hirsute mound
Seems paltry when likened to thy glory.
For to thou alone I am always bound.
It is exclusively in thy quarry
That I seek my precious stones of ordure,
Be they glist’ning moist or dark and hoary.
I shall gulp down thy mellifluous excrement
And wed my soul to its celestial scent!
horse, humorous, sensual, sexy,
sue spread her legs wide
when mounting the wild stallion
oh your smutty mind!
Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux
5, 7, 5 CHECKED WITH HOW MANY SYLLABLES
analogy, beautiful, beauty, break up, change, cheer up, confidence, dedication, deep, desire, destiny, feelings, for her, forgiveness, happiness, heart, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, inspiration, life, loneliness, longing, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, sensual, silence, soulmate, sunset, uplifting, woman, women,
the shadows of hope grow taller
on the fields of yearning souls
gently surrendering to destiny
as a bright night softly falls
desire, fruit, funny love, sensual, boy,
Sweet cherry pie,
I want to eat you before I die,
what have you done,
you produced an offspring
that is tasty fun.
They say you covet
the ones you see,
one day the boysenberry
will covet me.
You are perfection personified,
You are the fruit that keeps me alive,
how can it be,
I'd rather eat from your bush
than fruit from a tree…
autumn, endurance, funny love, grandfather, lust, natural disasters, sensual,
O help me! I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup
Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just be a mite quicker
Slipping me that blue pill!
funny, sensual, true love,
My True Love’s Scent, To Me
“He loves me just as I am’’ cooed the Princess.
“My beauty is au natural …so he doth profess”.
The Ruler of Egypt has eyes for no other maiden, but me.
There is none other fairer, as far as the eye can see”.
“Yes it’s true I am the Ruler of all of Egypt; that’s me.
And in all of the land, it’s true: there’s none fairer than she”.
But if truth be told, I’m not keen on one thing - her Pheromones,
"I’d much rather she wore Chanel No.5” ….the Pharaoh moans.
food, humorous, lust, sensual,
I have slept with watermelon
caressed the firm curvaceousness,
lustily bathed in scented
come-on of baking bread,
kissed gently the smooth fuzz
of sun warmed, stolen, peaches,
tasted the salty sting
of clandestine rendezvous,
darkened room, refrigerator moonlight,
succulent secret moments
satiation’s lip licking climax
dripping on my bare chest,
a depleted six-pack.
The refrigerator door closes,
a dark guilt follows me
back to bed.
friendship, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, hope, love, passion, peace, romancelove, sensual,
Back in the dusty toe
Of the library cove
Was where we would go
Not with any books in tow
Just the need to let love grow
With you I would lose all control
Every once and
a while we
Would leave each
other sensual love notes.
Years later I went back
After my divorce just
To satisfy my curiosity
That was about
To make me choke.
Back in the corner of the cove
In our old Grey’s Anatomy Book
Was where I saw my latest love note,
You left your name
Your email address
And you’re handsome
Picture for an
My heart leaped for joy
When I saw your note.
funny, people, sensual,
A proud Highlander from Scotland, our friend James Fraser
His sensual renderings we’ve all come to treasure
In steamy writes, he awards beauties with flowers
But after reading his poetry, I need cold showers
*For John Freeman's "Giggle Poetry" Clerihew contest
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual, sexy,
Bleep bleepity bleep bleep bleep
Bleeping bleep bleep bleep
ROBERT FROST AND THE FLEAS
It's a problem that would scare
The hardest criminal or thief :
Which way leads where
In woods with fleas on leaf,
When both seem just as fair
Or each can lead to grief,
With itching beyond compare
And scratching for relief.
Yet Mr. Frost was casual :
Made his choice with ease.
He thought it almost usual -
The result was sure to please.
His assessment was merely visual -
The way you might choose cheese.
He should have been more sensual :
Would have caught less fleas.
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(Again with apologies to Robert, one of my favoritestest poem guys)
Frog In Her Cup
there once a frog that jumped into her cup
he filled her rim so fast he got the hiccups
was all he could wrestle
as he swam her vessel`
croaks waned once a release of his buildup
humorous, me, muse, senses, sensual,
Where went sensuality?
asked my life morality
Answer was no quality
Still it is no clarity
where is my sensuality
I'm going to the city
thinking no morality
Jim's love life was very bereft,
His confidence had nothing left.
Then his friends said "Get near
And blow in their ear."
But he blew in so hard they went deaf.
funny, lust, relationship, rude, sensual, sexy, wife,
The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two
humor, money, senses, sensual,
This morning had on $89.00 perfume,
the smell permeating the whole entire room,
Armani how sweet,
sample ad a treat,
poof the Armani smell was gone by noon!