Humorous and funny Sensual poems and/or funny poems about Sensual. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sensual funny poems!
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
allusion, food, humorous, sensual, silly, summer
Savory Seduction
rub my butt with spices
baste my breasts with olive oil
slather my wings and things with sauce
butter my thighs, slow broil
ah, the savory delights of a summer BBQ!
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, sensual, sexy,
She Was a Flirt - Bawdy
A pretty winsome lady from Troy
Liked a remarkably handsome boy
She started to flirt,
By lifting her skirt
So he showed his retractable toy.
May 30, 2021
Written by
Raj Napal
Categories:
culture, england, food, humorous, nonsense, sensual
Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding
Pub in Yorkshire with stout and ale aplenty.
Red faces sweating with alcohol's influence.
Singing fine songs in reverie and ecstasy.
Salivating at arrival of that succulent essence.
Tender juicy slices of beef covered with gravy.
A splendour when touched by crispy bubbling pudding.
Roast potatoes smiling that wicked grin for tongue's activity.
Forks and knives clatter in haste for that delight of tasty supping.
Drowning that deliciousness with ale.
Rhyming lyrics midst throng of patrons' happiness.
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding you made me hale.
I will visit you often and celebrate tummy's warmth in merriness.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, sensual,
High and Tight - For Contest
High and Tight – for contest
His soldier stood up – ramrod stiff
when he caught the first sensuous whiff
piqued his passion to plunder
scented cheese from down under
sweet downstairs aroma of Quiffe.
4/256/2015
submitted to – LIMERICK CONTEST
sponsor – Jan Allison
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
age, body, desire, humorous, sensual, silly
Aging
As you get older,
Deny the reality
That everything sags!
Written by
Tom Arnone
Categories:
beauty, desire, humor, mythology, sensual, sexy
The Eyes of Venus
Hot raptor breath
Push goosebumps to life
On the golden-honey flesh
Of a most desired sight.
Deeply tanned and rubenesque,
Unsheathed, scented shoulders.
Arms that distill without cause to beckon
The wills of the penile-brained knights.
Wallow in her moist pink flower.
Defend with your armor that nymphet tower.
But beware, Dear Sir, should your eye slip up
Two orbs of Venus power.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
art, beauty, funny, sensual,
The Painting
half asleep
half awake
I am looking
staring
at a an attractive
young women
on a print on my wall
of a famous painting
imagining the painter
Signor Leonardo
saying to Ms. Lisa
with a sensuous accent
come on
Monna
give me
a little smile
just a little more
a teeny bit more
aspetta
grazie
Written by
Tim Sacks
Categories:
funny, sensual,
Ode
O glorious cavern wrought with pinkish mystery,
Thou, whose puck’ring lips I have dreamt about,
Are the sacred altar of Sodom’s progeny .
How thy sweet effluence is set to rout
When that fearsome beast of mine doth attack
And rend thy cave apart with its purple snout!
Venus’s temple on its hirsute mound
Seems paltry when likened to thy glory.
For to thou alone I am always bound.
It is exclusively in thy quarry
That I seek my precious stones of ordure,
Be they glist’ning moist or dark and hoary.
I shall gulp down thy mellifluous excrement
And wed my soul to its celestial scent!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
horse, humorous, sensual, sexy,
Just Horsing Around
sue spread her legs wide
when mounting the wild stallion
oh your smutty mind!
SexyKu Contest
Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux
5, 7, 5 CHECKED WITH HOW MANY SYLLABLES
02~19~17
Written by
Jules Ross
Categories:
desire, fruit, funny love, sensual, boy,
Boysenberry
Boysenberry,
Boysenberry,
Sweet cherry pie,
I want to eat you before I die,
Blackberry,
Raspberry,
what have you done,
you produced an offspring
that is tasty fun.
They say you covet
the ones you see,
one day the boysenberry
will covet me.
You are perfection personified,
You are the fruit that keeps me alive,
Boysenberry, boysenberry,
how can it be,
I'd rather eat from your bush
than fruit from a tree…
Written by
Robert Amure
Categories:
funny, sensual, true love,
My True Love's Scent To Me
My True Love’s Scent, To Me
“He loves me just as I am’’ cooed the Princess.
“My beauty is au natural …so he doth profess”.
The Ruler of Egypt has eyes for no other maiden, but me.
There is none other fairer, as far as the eye can see”.
“Yes it’s true I am the Ruler of all of Egypt; that’s me.
And in all of the land, it’s true: there’s none fairer than she”.
But if truth be told, I’m not keen on one thing - her Pheromones,
"I’d much rather she wore Chanel No.5” ….the Pharaoh moans.
(Thefragmentedgenius)
2015
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, lust, relationship, rude, sensual, sexy
Tit 4 Tat
The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny, sensual,
The Little Blue Pill and Its Effects For Contest
Vasodilative
disproportionality:
Somnambulation.
Written by
Mark Martin
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, sensual, sexy
Seventeen Syllables of Grey
Poetry censor
Bleep bleepity bleep bleep bleep
Bleeping bleep bleep bleep
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
food, humorous, lust, sensual,
Midnight Rendezvous - For Contest
Midnight Rendezvous
I have slept with watermelon
caressed the firm curvaceousness,
lustily bathed in scented
come-on of baking bread,
kissed gently the smooth fuzz
of sun warmed, stolen, peaches,
tasted the salty sting
of clandestine rendezvous,
darkened room, refrigerator moonlight,
succulent secret moments
passion’s fruit
satiation’s lip licking climax
dripping on my bare chest,
tantalizingly tickling
a depleted six-pack.
The refrigerator door closes,
a dark guilt follows me
back to bed.
6/24/2016
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
funny, sensual,
Frog In Her Cup
Frog In Her Cup
there once a frog that jumped into her cup
he filled her rim so fast he got the hiccups
was all he could wrestle
as he swam her vessel`
croaks waned once a release of his buildup
connie pachecho
6/16/17
Written by
Weeping Willow
Categories:
humorous, me, muse, senses, sensual,
Sensuality Goes To
Where went sensuality?
asked my life morality
Answer was no quality
Full improbability
Still it is no clarity
where is my sensuality
I'm going to the city
thinking no morality
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, people, sensual,
James Fraser
A proud Highlander from Scotland, our friend James Fraser
His sensual renderings we’ve all come to treasure
In steamy writes, he awards beauties with flowers
But after reading his poetry, I need cold showers
*For John Freeman's "Giggle Poetry" Clerihew contest
Written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
funny, sensual,
California Or Bust
California or Bust
My girl, California gave me her trust
unwilling she with the aspect of lust
but she soon would rejoice
when she gave me a choice
I could explore California or Bust
Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
California or Bust
May 19, 2019
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny, sensual,
Robert Frost and the Fleas
ROBERT FROST AND THE FLEAS
It's a problem that would scare
The hardest criminal or thief :
Which way leads where
In woods with fleas on leaf,
When both seem just as fair
Or each can lead to grief,
With itching beyond compare
And scratching for relief.
Yet Mr. Frost was casual :
Made his choice with ease.
He thought it almost usual -
The result was sure to please.
His assessment was merely visual -
The way you might choose cheese.
He should have been more sensual :
Would have caught less fleas.
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(Again with apologies to Robert, one of my favoritestest poem guys)
Written by
Nana B.
Categories:
body, desire, dream, fantasy, hilarious, sensual
Flight of Fancy
Unbuttoned night dress
Playful kisses in the dark
One can only dream
Written by
Waldo Swarthy
Categories:
humor, meaningful, senses, sensual, uplifting,
Haircut
The smell
The feel
The taste
The sound
The sight
These are your five senses
Useful they are,
When getting a haircut
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
humor, money, senses, sensual,
My Armani Perfume
This morning had on $89.00 perfume,
the smell permeating the whole entire room,
Armani how sweet,
sample ad a treat,
poof the Armani smell was gone by noon!
12-11-16
Written by
Connie Pachecho
Categories:
humor, sensual,
Carrot Tops His Dill
Carrot Tops His Dill
sandwich between two pieces of bread
were the accouterments of a red head
rich carrot tops spree
as pickle springs glee
seconds ado as he wears on his spread
connie pachecho
8/3/17
Written by
Akinlade Seyifunmi Sky
Categories:
funny, goodbye, love, love hurts, poetry, sensual
Digit-Her
Tell me you 8 me,
Please, don't you d-9.
Tell me to 1- der away,
That you're 2 bad for me.
Tell me of your 5 star escapades
With your Slay Queen 6-ters.
Tell me you're a 3-ickster
And your heart isn't meant 4 love.
Tell me, so I'd 0 my mind.