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Poem Details | by vionet, Anais |
Categories: 11th grade, anxiety, encouraging, humor, judgement, parents, teen,

open ears

“The open ear of youth doth always listen” - Shakespeare

I want to listen, when adults give me advice but it's not easy. The wind-up, the slow methodical narrative to the point drives me insane.

I know you’re trying to build a bridge - not a wall - so spit it out - I’m right here, behind these blue eyes. Whatever hurtful idea you’ve latched onto - let me hear it - STAT.

Maybe you’ll find your message returned - unopened - but you’re like earth - I’m stuck in your gravity - so for the love of whatever deity you worship - spill it.

Upgrade my life with your insight and I'll be forever changed and improved.


Poem Details | by Watt, John |
Categories: humor,

Monoku Monday - Cheesy Humor

It's true the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese a church served swiss cheese with communion it was their holey sacrament american sandwiches that cost an arm and a leg: limb burgers I know the kind of cheese I stole the shop owner yelled "that's nacho cheese!" my cheese ran away from home to pursue grater opportunities when a cheese wedge gets its picture taken does it smile and say "people"?
[humor attribution - all humor was found online, source unknown] my apologies for the above, but it's hard making jokes about matured milk curd without sounding cheesy

Poem Details | by Kerr, Howard |
Categories: crazy, family, fun, funny, giving, grandparents, smart,

Oh That Will - TB

Our big happy 
family, since 
granny left will!

NB Wills can be divisive in a wry humorous way.

Date created and submitted : 30 November 2020

Poem Details | by Elliott, Regina |
Categories: anger, christmas, funny, humor,

Game Of Thrones Christmas Eve

Way up North in the land of snow and moose,
it was Christmas Eve, but instead of harnessing
his impatient reindeer,
Santa was drunk on rum and beer,
cursing, and sure was cutting loose,
Because Mrs. Claus was quite giddy,
what was delighting the age old biddy?
Well, she was rewinding and playing again,
the scene that showcased -
Kit Harington's fab caboose !

Poem Details | by Riding, Tim |
Categories: art, funny,

Arty stuff No 1

Arty stuff No 1

An artist called 'Toulose' L'Autrec,
Thought landscapes a pain in the neck,
So he painted in bars,
Drank Absinthe from jars,
Which left him an absolute wreck!!

Poem Details | by Riding, Tim |
Categories: america, funny,

Route 66ish No 9

Route 66ish No 9

There once was a girl from Milwaukee,
Who was terribly thin, even gawky,
Her brother, called Pat,
Was exceedingly fat,
So she always addressed him as "Porky"!!

Poem Details | by Strudwick, Bryn |
Categories: humorous, love,

SCIENTIFIC FACT

SCIENTIFIC FACT
It seemed like the perfect love affaire; One that would last for life. Until I made a big mistake On the night I made her my wife. When she asked me if the earth had moved, I committed the ultimate crime. I probably shouldn’t have pointed out That the earth’s moving all the time. 29th November 2020 Make Me Laugh With Some Humor Contest Sponsor - Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by Ward, Daisy |
Categories: fun, happiness, humorous,

DISBARRED

The crooked lawyer was disbarred
When the case he worked on was charred
He sunked so low
When hit with a large blow
Then pulled out his latest trick card

Poem Details | by Ward, Daisy |
Categories: christmas, happy, humorous,

SANTAS SLEIGH

Santa’s sleigh went out of control
Now he’s not gonna meet his goal
To deliver the toys
To the girls and boys
He tried to order one from the north pole

Poem Details | by Ward, Daisy |
Categories: fun, humor,

LIM

Trump went out on a darin lim
When his re-election looked grim
He tried so hard
To play his trump card
But the outcome was very dim


Poem Details | by Babu, Sathya |
Categories: humor,

My Size Shows

I want to stay
fit, I say it
but stray and eat,
It's a treat to
give fete to my
taste bud's cry, I
can't lie this tie.


29-Nov-2020
Than-Bauk Me Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: charles messina
Form used as below
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Poem Details | by Freda, Juli |
Categories: humor, work,

The Blob

Aaron, Karen, Sharon and Bob
All went to work at the same kind of job
They sat at their desks and typed orders all day
Not leaving themselves much time to go play
It’s turned them each into a blob.

Poem Details | by Sinha-Roy, Subimal |
Categories: betrayal, humorous,

Blindness-TB Edited



So blind is he,
fails to see her
turn bee…flirting.

November 29, 2020
Syllable count : 4 per line (howmanysyllables.com)
Contest : Than-Bauk Me
Sponsor : Charles Messina

Poem Details | by Cunningham, Tom |
Categories: humor,

O'Tooles Apprentice


There was a plumber called Billy O'Toole
Hired a dimwit who turned out quite a fool
Soil pipe he didn't secure
There was a stench of manure
And all the downstairs became a cesspool.

The owner came back and said" whats that smell? "
By his face he was angry you could tell
The dimwit ran for the door 
But then skidded on the floor 
And face down into raw sewage he fell.




Written 28th November 2020 

Make Me Laugh with Some Humor - Any Form - New Poems Poetry Contest. 

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin.





Poem Details | by Ranasinghe, Rasitha |
Categories: humor,

After the Lockdown-TB

Mirrors don’t lie,
Ask me why? they –
Don’t cry, at me.

Wrote for Than-Bauk Me Poetry Contest
On 29 November 2020
Sponsored by, Charles Messina

Poem Details | by Wolf, Gershon |
Categories: funny, motivation,

Boo

Poor Jamie the comic heard only 'Boo'
The crowd hurled tomatoes, rotten eggs too
  He thought, I'll get them back
  I'll go on the attack
He came out on stage and threw them dog-doo


        
              November 28, 2020

  Limerick: Syllables 10 - 10 - 6 - 6 - 10
        Checked on PS Syllable Counter

 Make Me Laugh with Some Humor Contest
              Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by Arach, Newton |
Categories: fate, humor,

No one to tap

Smoke yet no fire; thunder yet no rain;
Rain, he goes under; pain, not any gain;
Claps, ah, now no one to tap;
Slap, I feel there is some gap;
Brain, but soon it drains, and fall - all in vain.


Syllabic counter: 10/10/7/7/10

Nov. 28, 2020
Out On A Lim Poetry Contest
Contest Sponsor: Joseph May 


Poem Details | by messina, charles |
Categories: humor,

The Tse Fly's Last Voyage

My...
Oh, my 
Said the cat... 
To the tse Fly 
Why did you land on the lash of my eye 

I shouted out "SHOO" tse fly...said the cat 
It was, just that 
Where you sat 
!!SPLAT!! OH... 
My

Poem Details | by Rodrigues, Kim |
Categories: humor,

NORTH POLE IN LOCKDOWN

Santa baby
presently stuck —
maybe next year

11/28/2020

Poem Details | by Watson, Wendy |
Categories: humor,

sent packing

The trading this year has been slack
There's hardly a present to pack.
The elves have been fired
Old Rudolph's retired
And Santa's been given the sack!!


28.11.20

Make Me Laugh With Some Humor 
Any Form - New Poems Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by vionet, Anais |
Categories: 11th grade, endurance, feelings, freedom, high school, humor, teen,

coyote

I used to be excited on Fridays.
I used to have interesting plans.
My weekends were non-stop hectic,
my time was in high demand.

Now I live in repeated patterns,
I’m a servant to boring routines.
A fleshy teenage automaton,
waiting for science to intervene.

Oh, I'm readier than a girl-scout,
I’m more prepared than a marine,
I’ll be out the door like a cartoon coyote,
the second I’m shot with vaccine.

Poem Details | by Kendrick, Sara |
Categories: humor,

Why Do Turtles Cross Roads

Turtle crosses Not bosses road Squashes too soon Before moon's shine Some goon killed him In light dim died Quickly fried, she Cat dived on plate

Poem Details | by Wolf, Gershon |
Categories: humor, leadership,

Curses

Trump swears
  He cares

Poem Details | by Slaughter, Jim |
Categories: humor,

Refurbished Children's Stories: The Princess and the Pea

The queen's plot was more than merely a jest,
But still Princess Winifred proved she was the best
When that small pea-sized lump
Left a dent in her rump
And allowed her to pass the "sensitivity" test.

Poem Details | by Wolf, Gershon |
Categories: humorous, sexy,

Easy Does It

If by degrees
You striptease, Ma'am
You'll please old Sam




    


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