Funny Poems About Aaa or Aaa Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Aaa poems and/or funny poems about Aaa. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Aaa funny poems!

Written by Alan Douglas
Categories: funny, philosophy, social, sorry, sorry,

You Say Tom-Aaa-To

YOU SAY TOM-AAA-TO

Never ever say sorry.
No matter how put,
a meagre sorry tastes

like yesterday’s curled sandwich,
obstinately irrelevant
to any serious discourse.

Instead, play for effect;
make your mark
with the equivalent

of a six course lunch,
a gourmet spread
of words, allusions

and classical reference;
then profusely apologise
with discipline and skill.

When sitting down
on completing this task,
you may append, quite silently,

the word *******, if American,
or the much more redolent British word
arsehole, even if American !

(Challenge words : sorry taste obstinate relevant serious play lunch gourmet apologise)