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Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
bible, giggle, jewish, marriage, relationship,
The verse says at age 120 'Moses went'
but didn't mention where he was going
Some say to Heaven he was sent
yet many Rabbis profess not knowing
Though I'm neither Rabbi nor scholar
I'll bet you ten bucks to a dollar
That '24/7 with G-d' gave old Grandpa psychosis
~ so he moved right back in with Grandma Moses
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Deuteronomy 31:1 -- 'And Moses went,
and he spoke the following words to all
Israel.' (Translated from Hebrew by
chabad.org)
Poem Details | by
Leffanta, Rico |
Categories:
humor,
As soon as God lifted the veil
An angel appeared beyond pale
So bright lily white
My toes curled in fright
And even worse, she was a male!
Poem Details | by
Fowler, Linda Alice |
Categories:
funny, giggle, humorous, scary,
Chupacabra came in the night
It gave everyone great fright
Jack shouted a loud "Boo!”
Chupacabra withdrew
and hid in shadow out of sight.
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
humor, jealousy, journey,
The inchworm's in no hurry
his vision's perhaps blurry
A journey of five meters
in ten hours, a world-beater
I'd like to go on record
to report they don't feel hectored
But per a reliable source
they envy snails, of course
Poem Details | by
Logerie, Hebert |
Categories:
deep, dream, fantasy, funny love, health, pain, war,
Where are
You?
You must be at war
Again with yourself
You
Poor elf.
How is
Your health?
Please
Wealth
Is not important
When you’re so sick
So insignificant
Next to the creek
Don’t be a freak
Be wise and compliant.
Money is not
What you think it is
Being a nut
Is not a way to ease
The pain and suffering
Keep on dreaming
And mesmerizing
About another ring.
Where are
You?
Still at war
Sitting in the pew?
Copyright © October 2002, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved
Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poetry.
Poem Details | by
Baker, Bill |
Categories:
fun, games, humor, math,
two, four, eight, and more
sixteen, thirty-two, sixty-four
doubling, doubling
troubling, troubling
keep on going at least four more
you’ll find yourself at a thousand twenty-four
doubling, doubling
troubling, troubling
what if we go another four more
sixteen thousand three eighty-four
doubling, doubling
troubling, troubling
time to stop, just four more
two hundred sixty-two thousand one hundred forty-four
I’ll stop now, don’t want to bore
all have even numbers as their core
Poem Details | by
Slaughter, Jim |
Categories:
animal, humor,
Don't be fooled by the smile of a crocodile
Who appears to be happy to meet you.
For though his grin is beguiling,
In his head he's compiling
Various ways he is planning to eat you.
A croc's disposition is hard to predict,
It's quixotic and largely a moot case.
The main thing he most often worries about,
And what keeps him for poachers upon the lookout,
Is becoming a handbag or suitcase.
Poem Details | by
davis, robin |
Categories:
age, funny, old,
Getting old is really tough
This daily pain gets very rough
Creeks and crackles when I bend
My body is trying to send
A message its had enough
Poem Details | by
Crocker, Norman |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Wanted
for vandalism
Peter Rabbit
Poem Details | by
Rodrigues, Kim |
Categories:
humor,
‘ere he goes shaking hands
nobody’s there…nobody’s there
‘ere he goes pumping air
‘owever, if’n it is the right season
it’d be better to look a bit closer
to err in this…to best believe
‘ere he goes a-ghosting
9/30/2022
Poem Details | by
Showalter Swift, Ingrid |
Categories:
anger, food, hilarious, paradise,
All hell broke loose, when Jerry ran into John at the Paradise Pizza Shoppe
Poem Details | by
Leffanta, Rico |
Categories:
humor,
She knew the moment he kissed her
That he could be the "Right" Mister
She needed a wrench
Because he was French
And Marmite greased his tongue-twister
Poem Details | by
Crocker, Norman |
Categories:
dog, humor,
all quiet
on the western front
dogs asleep
Poem Details | by
Rigoler, Maurice |
Categories:
humor,
Did you hear about the lady who dressed
to appeal to men’s libidinous interests?
Most men, she said, prefer the unknown
for things lose their adventure when known.
and most men with blind hands rarely complain
discovering new, unexplored terrain.
The majority I’ve ever met prefer it that way,
they see it as an adventurous feel day.
Poem Details | by
vionet, Anais |
Categories:
humor, school, student, teen,
I latest piece is too long the poem section - so it's in "Short Stories."
It's called "trends." I could shorten it - but why? *shrug*
Here's the link:
https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/trends_10745
I hope you like it!
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, language,
I don't know about ZOU
but ZE'VE had it up to here
with this pseudo-science sham
So, as of today
When 'What's ZOUR pronoun?' ZEY say
Pronoun Keep-away ZE shall play
Poem Details | by
Leffanta, Rico |
Categories:
humor,
The doctor says I need a shot
For something that I have not got
The nurse takes aim
As if to maim
And I should tell them, "Thanks a lot!"?
Poem Details | by
DiMino, Joe |
Categories:
christian, faith, humorous, love, meaningful, truth, wisdom,
Life is for the living
giving it our best
and sometimes less is
better: a mouthful, a
tree not fell, an extra
wife/husband
but hearts should give
their all, never doubting
tributaries of love
though often ponds on earth
are oceans up above
Poem Details | by
Rigoler, Maurice |
Categories:
humor,
Said the inventor of the wheel
after much talk and extolling:
Look, I may sound like a square,
but I intend to get this thing rolling.
Poem Details | by
Villalon, Clifford |
Categories:
hilarious,
Helter-skelter, upper-downer,
bigger smaller, richer poorer
Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner
Sifter opener, thicker thinner.
Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb
Top or bottom, height and fathom.
Head or toe, friend and foe
Day or night, left and right.
Larry scoops Moe, Moe swoops Curly
Curly chunks Larry, Larry yanks Moe.
Poem Details | by
Blake, John |
Categories:
analogy, funny, hilarious, imagery, journey, perspective, wisdom,
A wobble waiting in the shed
A joke cracked by Victorian comedians
A test of youthful instability
A trial by tarmac
An unyielding seat with changing views
A wetter way of travelling through rain
A soundless nemesis for pensioners
A tin-tack gathering machine
A complexity in ambulation
A tool used by the mad or desperate
A ticking mockery of balance
A frame for shaming the unfit
A creaking snail on hills
A public declaration of pretence or poverty
An undignified arrival and
A bait for thieves
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
giggle, silly,
Saw a T-shirt
on the backside writ
'Fart Now Loading'
Not enough space
to write
'Exploding'
Poem Details | by
Leffanta, Rico |
Categories:
humor,
A lady who was feeling blue
Compared her life to an old shoe
Although she fit
Her love had split
So she had to make do with two
Poem Details | by
Ireland, Terry |
Categories:
humor,
How much Social Distancing
Can there really have been
If the Birth Rate rose
During Covid nineteen?
Poem Details | by
Messina, Charles |
Categories:
cat, humor,
Merlin, the magic cat
Now old...and a little fat
He would "Meow" or chitter-chat
When time to use his old black hat
"Meow, meow- Meow, meow"
He does his tricks...I don't know how
Wow, wow, wow- Wow, wow, wow
His audiences- they stand and bow
Merlin the cat, Merlin the cat
He made disappear...an old white rat
He's a little fatter, when you see him now
'Cause the old white rat- well, was his chow
Merlin The Magic Cat Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Mystic Rose Rose
9/28/2022
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