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Poem Details | by
Achara, Chetta |
Categories:
humor,
The summer Olympics in France
Send athletes to take their best chance
Snoop Dogg carried the torch
So games could be set forth
And rap make a global advance.
Poem Details | by
Allison, Jan |
Categories:
body, humorous,
Aunt Ethel loves sunbathing nude
Her wizened breasts clearly are viewed
Ethel’s aged ninety-nine
She says, “My boobs are fine
But plastic boobies look so crude”
Poem Details | by
Romios, Panagiota |
Categories:
cat, humor,
They said that I could never do this!
And I meowed back,,,” oh yes, I can!!”
So I went down to the sporting store.
And got me, some feline-sized water skis.
I went to the lake and showed them all.
That indeed…………I could~ what a ball!
I even created a water-ski club for cats.
And for that I deserve a feather in my hat!!
7/26/2024
Poem Details | by
Achara, Chetta |
Categories:
humor,
Mister Cat adjusted his spectacles,
Upon his nasal receptacle,
As he spoke to his kittens three.
Why must you climb the one tree
In Widow Calico's prim front yard?
You know there are trees out back
Without fear of a sneak thwap attack
From Widow Calico's trusty broom.
Now you must play in your room,
While I placate the old shrew
With a fresh pot of mousy stew!
Poem Details | by
Lillico , Margarita |
Categories:
humorous,
Global warming’s at its full speed -
Bikini line seems to recede,
The trendy touch speaks
Volumes of bare cheeks -
The climate gets hotter indeed!
Poem Details | by
Kendrick, Sara |
Categories:
bird, humor,
crow murder floods air
like fish in the sea
absent scarecrow
Poem Details | by
Goldsmith, Paula |
Categories:
family, food, fun, giggle, home, uplifting, yellow,
Our home came from an old apple tree,
the storm came and we had to flee.
We still make honey for brie,
all my wonderful siblings and me.
I am the youngest yellow bee,
my family is filled with glee.
Watch out where you are walking big foot,
you will make our home go caput.
Poem Details | by
Goldsmith, Paula |
Categories:
blue, children, fun, giggle, sun, uplifting, water,
This summer sure is real hot
Look I just found the jackpot
Lots of cool water
I could be an otter
This pool is a big blue pot
Poem Details | by
Dimino, Joe |
Categories:
humorous, imagery, inspirational, poems, wisdom, words, writing,
Often too much flash
and not enough substance
I mean, I like dessert as much
as the next guy...but please be
mindful, of ones own poetic
waste/waist-line
Of course, each to his/her lyric
own; therefore, I speak not to
those already Committed~ but
to those at the ledge, contemplating
the Writer's Leap -- whether not~ or
to Poem?
if to add one's own sweat and sour
to the poetic flour
making words splash and shower
budding words that flower
making even the smallest words
to the ears and eyes of others
summit
phonetically, phenotypically
tower!
Poem Details | by
Peranteau, James |
Categories:
humor,
.
yup
she wuz look'n
at me
Poem Details | by
Allison, Jan |
Categories:
humorous, water,
Live head-lice thrive on Peter's crown
Head's itchy it's making him frown
But young Peter's no fool
Dunks his head in the pool
He's hoping all the critters drown!
Poem Details | by
Miller, Terry |
Categories:
humorous, irony, nature,
two crows in a field
attempted murder I’m sure
for where is the third
Poem Details | by
Miller, Terry |
Categories:
humor,
A witless young man named Abdul
one day dropped his phone in the pool.
With his face in the wet,
he could TikTok still get,
no need to dive in; he’s no fool!
Poem Details | by
Crandall, David |
Categories:
fun, humor, summer,
In summer, I drag old bones to the beach.
High surf and bikini clad women teach
that, shining in the sun,
there are some kinds of fun
that are for me, not my eyes, out of reach.
Poem Details | by
Haight, Sandra |
Categories:
funny, inspiration,
Mom said there's no time for a swim!
For sure, I was upset and grim.
The day was so hot-
Time for a quick shot!
Dunked my brainy head on a whim!
Poem Details | by
Achara, Chetta |
Categories:
humor,
There was a young man from Detroit
Whose thinking they say was adroit
He challenged the sun
To have some hot fun
Ended up with his head en pointe.
Poem Details | by
Woods, Crystol |
Categories:
1st grade, child, funny, humor, nonsense, water,
Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
car, drink, giggle, technology,
The dog days of summer, certainly here
Every half-hour, another shot of beer
Too lazy to move
I’m stuck in a groove
Glad my new car doesn’t need me to steer
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
birthday, food, giving, humor,
The indelible stamp
of my favorite aunt
my birthday gift arrived
seven months late
Yet unwrapping the newspaper
was well worth the wait
Though the fruit cake was moldy ~
The ‘London Times' was first-rate
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
environment, humor, nature, political,
Nothing to say
but that’s ok
Watching too much
political yuk…
Time to step outdoors
get in tune with nature
Take in a session
of my state legislature
Poem Details | by
Crandall, David |
Categories:
humor,
Since you moved next door, I'm under your spell.
As you sunbathe in the yard where you dwell,
How I ponder as I look
on the weights borne by one hook!
I hope cold water will, such thoughts, dispel.
Poem Details | by
Bryce, Peter |
Categories:
humorous,
There once was a young boy named Stever,
Came down with a sudden head fever;
Grandma said,”stay in bed!”
Instead to pool he fled,
‘Cause Stever just didn’t believe her.
Poem Details | by
Lillico , Margarita |
Categories:
humorous,
I have a sweet grandson named Steve,
Inquisitive chap and naive,
Pool or pond, his wish -
To scout out the fish,
Dunked into Land of Make Believe.
Poem Details | by
Achara, Chetta |
Categories:
humor, political,
The “Green New Deal” will go down as the largest PONZI SCAM on a global scale! ~Jay McKinsey, 2023
There was a young man from the coast
Whose mind the Democrats stoked
With Green Energy scam
When he couldn't find sand
The man buried his head in the moat!
Poem Details | by
Macabre, Beatrix |
Categories:
art, beautiful, beauty, class, confidence, crazy, dark, deep, drink, emotions, fear, fun, giggle, gothic, grave, horror, longing, lust, me, metaphor, mother, mystery, passion, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, scary, sensual, sexy, sick, sin, spanish, surreal, visionary, voice, wine, woman, women, word play, words, write, writing,
Cadence lowers its tenebrous tempo
Dulcet to a morose Memento Mori-bund
Lachrymose ribbon garnet fountain
Ruby rivulets in wine glass Chardonnay
Bubble floats to pop
Silence yet I sway
Miasma tang vitae oh Nueva
So they swing on a rope seputchra
Momma Mia mommy
Bites her lips
Somersault flips
Debauchery
In my hidden boutique adornment boudoir
My basement locked ossuary
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