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Poem Details | by
TheKidster, Billy |
Categories:
funny,
I will never categorise any of my poetry,
under the category of "funny,"
well, maybe this once only,
since the poem title is "Funny Category".
To do so would feel way too presumptuous of me.
One person's disdain could very well be,
another's most hysterically funny.
Poem Details | by
Sarvida, Hugo |
Categories:
happiness, humor, life, literature, love, woman,
HOW MY EYES CONDEMNED BY MY HEART
In this solitude cold morning,
I see you in stripe.
With umbrella atop your head
And a pocketful of your hand,
You walk gracefully with filmed legs.
My two eyes were deep and mumble
My skin was warm against the cold wind.
Then, you're nearing towards me
I just look to the horizon
When you smile.
Time, you're passing by
I just close my eyes and imagine,
That my eyes condemned by my heart.
Poem Details | by
Salmonson, Jessica Amanda |
Categories:
car, happiness, humor, philosophy, silly, travel, words,
I wander and ponder
And couldn't be fonder
Of things I've seen yonder
Driving in my Honder.
Poem Details | by
ALLISON, JAN |
Categories:
baby, humorous,
When Trudy Tickle gave birth to a girl
I was shocked at the name, I confess
She’s named after Trudy’s best friend
The poor baby has been christened Tess!
06/08/23
Poem Details | by
lawless, John |
Categories:
humor, poetry, writing,
Oh, you little Senryu, you
You mock the moment
Of the Haiku
Here’s a challenge
I dare with you
Try to write a Tanka too
When writing Haiku
Take a break
For all that counting
Makes the fingers ache
The answers are all overdue
As to what it is
The Senryu knew
Of syllables
Of mythic mirth
Of those who walk
Upon the earth
So I shall continue
In my quest
For poetry
Ain’t no pass/fail test
John G. Lawless
©6/7/2023
Poem Details | by
Rigoler, Maurice |
Categories:
humor,
People willing to give life a second try
are toying with double jeopardy.
Poem Details | by
Rigoler, Maurice |
Categories:
humor,
I talk to my dog as much as I talk to myself –
the difference is that my dog listens to what I say.
It’s taken years but I now realize who
is the real dumb animal.
Poem Details | by
Rigoler, Maurice |
Categories:
humor,
The most suitable punishment
with a Dantean twist
for any scatologist –
if you think about it
is having him eat his own s---!
Poem Details | by
Rigoler, Maurice |
Categories:
dark, humor,
It’s certain Donald Trump will go
down in history – that much I do know.
Better still if it’s through a trap door
under his feet on a scaffold’s floor.
Poem Details | by
Rigoler, Maurice |
Categories:
humor,
Life would be so much better
if we didn’t live so long,
for living longer than shorter
our miseries only prolong.
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
anger, body, food, giggle, humor,
I watched 'Buns of Steel'
'cos I wanted the real deal
Did all the exercises
Brooked no compromises
But when I sneaked a little feel
My hot cross buns began to peel
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
cute, giggle, world,
They say the world is upside down
North is South and South is North
I say it's more like East meets West
'cos when they say it's upside down
~ they're walking back and forth
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
celebration, celebrity, food, humorous, satire,
Celebrity Carrots shook hands with onlookers
Barrel-chested Beets beat their chests like bass drums
Soft-spoken Celery Sticks whispered soliloquies
Mild-mannered Mushrooms spun themselves silly
At the Vegetable Pride Parade
Not even legumes left behind
Rootin'-tootin' Green Beans
~ by blaring trumpets designed
Poem Details | by
Hinshaw, Robert L. |
Categories:
dance, humorous,
There was once a hot dancer named Heather
Who for her act wore just a huge feather
She fumbled her prop one night
And much to her fan's delight
Fled from the stage in her altogether
Poem Details | by
Core, Soft |
Categories:
forgiveness, fun, funny, funny love, games, humor, humorous,
Mujhay Lollipoop pasand hai,
Bhai tumhain kia pasand hai?
Note.Goli ya phir injection???
Poem Details | by
Goldsmith, Paula |
Categories:
best friend, celebration, day, humor, race, uplifting, work,
Working day to day
Towards the end of the week
Friday's my best friend.
Date Written: 6/6/2023
Poem Details | by
Rodrigues, Kim |
Categories:
angst, humor,
what’s my sign
what a fool
‘kick my behind’
they thought me
a tool
scalped by the scalpel
forsooth
the sore truth
the eyesore
galoot
the prophecy foretold
as they pinned
the tail-on-the-donkey
hee haw
the jokes on them
as i was peeved
they were
pie’d
this fool
ain’t
no fool
fee-fi-fo-fum
i
one-upped
‘em
as Edith Ann*
rocks
in her rocker
with
a raspberry roast
“…and that’s the truth”*
6/6/2023
Edith Ann character of comedienne Lily Tomlin
Poem Details | by
Singular, Bachelor |
Categories:
betrayal, fire, humor, humorous, pashto, people, psychological,
Sab log apna apna bund bachao,
Gooli tekay ka koi bharosa NAHI,
Kab Kahan kis bund mein ghusay.
Note.apna apna diggi safe karo...
Poem Details | by
Singular, Bachelor |
Categories:
fun, funny, funny love, hindi, humor, humorous, silly,
Ay kaash Mera bhi koi ashyana hota,,
Me bhi Zafar Khan ki Tarah sayana hota.
Note.zindagi ka Maza to kathay me hai..
Poem Details | by
Singular, Bachelor |
Categories:
funny love, i love you, i miss you, mental health, mental illness, nonsense, psychological,
Meri jaan Oyee Meri jaan,
Kaisay Bhool jaon wo din?
Zindagi kesay katon Tere bin?
(Judai or chudai me chay ka farq hai)
I miss you so much & love you too2...
Poem Details | by
Flood, Terry |
Categories:
humorous,
Yus M’Lady
M’lud swung on the chandelier but then the roof caved in
The rubble all but buried him and came up to his chin
He said, ‘Can we abstain tonight?’ and flashed a noble grin
M’Lady said, ‘You get some rest… I’ll call the butler in.’
Poem Details | by
Wise, Michael |
Categories:
food, funny, humorous,
O delicacy born of
some cow's milk and dough
when toasted for breakfast
how I love you so
Whether topped with onions
or sesame seeds
or nothing at all
you fill all my needs
With texture from Heaven
the crunch and the cream
Mere toast cannot rival
this flavorful dream
Compared to your shapely
and sensuous curves
I'd never look twice
at a tray of hors d'oeuvres
You've stolen my heart
by now you must know
O bagel with cream cheese
how I love you so
© Mike Wise
6-5-23
Poem Details | by
Singular, Bachelor |
Categories:
cry, drink, drug, fun, funny, funny love, word play,
Bhai apna thermometer meri bagal me varu,
Check kar kay batao kitna bukhar hai 100??
Poem Details | by
Singular, Bachelor |
Categories:
abuse, fun, funny, nonsense, silly, sin, violence,
Bullet Babu Yaar aik sawal pochna hai kafi dair say ye sawal mujhay pareshan
kar raha hai tumhara kafi experience hai tum mujhay batao Ye Bullet or topa
Dik Head ye dono andar kyun ghustay hain andar ghusnay ka vajah kya hai?
Note.Sahi jawab dainay walay ko inam me lolipop milay ga prize is lolipop.
Poem Details | by
Wolf, Gershon |
Categories:
giggle, language, marriage, trust,
Annie thought Ben would be forever trusty
But Ben hain't been married nigh on two year now
~ 'haps he's jist a bit rusty
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