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Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, funny

Aardvark Reverie

When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack … 

I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?

Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks, Lee!

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, betrayal, character, funny love, humorous, jealousy, word play,

The Aardvark and the Pangolin

The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.

Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with beautiful snout.
Don’t fear for me, on your betrayal,
Sweet Armadillo, is taking me out.

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: animal, emotions, humor, philosophy, truth, violence, wisdom,

The Mystic Aardvark

Alan the mystic
Rejected wrath and
Violence and ire
Alan said
Result in endless

by Gail