Humorous and funny Aardvark poems and/or funny poems about Aardvark. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Aardvark funny poems!
Written by
Frances King
Categories:
animals, funny
Aardvark Reverie
When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack …
I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?
Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks, Lee!
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
animal, betrayal, character, funny love, humorous, jealousy, word play,
The Aardvark and the Pangolin
The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.
Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with beautiful snout.
Don’t fear for me, on your betrayal,
Sweet Armadillo, is taking me out.
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
animal, emotions, humor, philosophy, truth, violence, wisdom,
The Mystic Aardvark
Alan the mystic
Aardvark
Rejected wrath and
Drama
Violence and ire
Alan said
Result in endless
Karma
by Gail