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Poem Details | by Vince Suzadail Jr. |
Categories: funny


I sit here feeling so abandoned
Will I ever get there again
No hygiene care and the need to go
I haven’t been there since I don’t know when
Access blocked, I’m waiting it seems tears
Just one more time before I die
I’m growing older waiting my turn
Think I’ll stand here forever and cry
What’s taking so long
Is there something wrong
Pretty soon it will no longer matter
I’m beginning to feel weird
I think I’m growing a beard
Someone put a nuclear device in my bladder
My wife said stop your crying 
It’s not like you’re dying
You’re cackling like an old hen
I can’t help it dear
But It seems like a year
Our daughter’s in the bathroom again.

Poem Details | by Bill Lindsay |
Categories: car, funny, women,

Not Parked - Abandoned

I just watched someone trying to park their car for about ten minutes; I didn’t see the driver, so I can’t assume what gender she is