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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy, humorous,

Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey

Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey

Between you and me
Her knockers could hardly see
What a way to be.

She seemed to extreme
With no features that redeem
Part of a bad dream.

Bra was twenty-two
And more pounds lost quite a few
Which was end of you.

She set rapid pace
Did disappear into space
We could not replace

Were delirious
After many more queries
Had stopped whole series.

Wife sure was crabby
Now no more Downton Abbey
Stopped being happy.

I was even starting to like it.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Dire Abbey

Can a teenage girl possibly thrive
On six-inches of masculine drive?
If you can revive
Then you will survive
As six-inches chugs better than five!