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Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
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Alien Abductions Come To An End

Alien Abductions Come To An End

By Elton Camp

Thousands claim that aliens took them away
Performed probing medical exams they say

Coming here, they must think their time is worth
To learn details about life forms found on earth

The story I have heard is true I will now relate
As to why there’ve been no abductions of late

A pair of aliens with big heads and bug eyes
Probed the wrong earthling and got a surprise

They decided such exams were not wise to do 
They backed up gagging & calling out “Phew”