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Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, on writing and words

Ok Abe, Your Up Next

Ok Abe, you’re up next

Oh the fickle finger of fate
HG tags me..the hour is late.
I’ll be glad to pass on the spud..
Please…don’t drop with a thud
Our talented Abe will surely respond
By tagging someone of whom he is fond 
This game is raucous, writing such fun,
For our Souper Abe ..take it and run….

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: anger, hair, humor,

Abe Needs a New Barber

Abe’s barber, Chris, got so confused
because strong cold pills he’d abused.
Chris hacked up Abe’s haircut,
declared, “I’m NOT drunk, but
EYES fail me!” Abe was not amused.

“For Heaven’s sake!” Abe did exclaim.
“Glad you’re not a doctor. You’d maim
heads—not only head HAIR!”
If you want to be fair,
just don’t cut hair when your brain’s lame!

January 11, 2019, entered in Joseph May's Limerick II contest   Placed 3rd

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humorous, word play,

Abe Lincoln's Return

Abe Lincoln returned for a day
  He looked about him in his curious way

Mused to himself, must be mean pirates here
  Everyone and his sister sports a blue beard