Funny Poems About Abilene or Abilene Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Abilene poems and/or funny poems about Abilene. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Abilene funny poems!

Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humorous,

Abilene Time Machine

A frugal inventor in Abilene
has finally perfected a time machine
He goes way back in time
brings back beer for a dime
and watches the Super Bowl on his big screen

2/7/22