Funny Poems About Ability or Ability Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Ability poems and/or funny poems about Ability. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Ability funny poems!

Written by Sidney Beck
Categories: funny,

Ability To Read Music

ABILITY  TO   READ   MUSIC



Not  me 

Maybe Mozart. 
 
Just cannot understand.. . . .  
 
Tadpoles  on  telephone cables  : 

Is  all.


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Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

Oh No I have Lost my Ability to Conform

Oh, no! The one giving the eulogy said.
I have lost my keen ability to conform.
Her family gave each other knowing looks;
she had never obeyed.
She was not the type to follow along,
color in the lines or do what others did.
The giggling started and it never stopped;
best celebration of life ever.
Because their matriarch had pre-videotaped her entire eulogy.