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Poem Details | by Jeff Kantor |
Categories: fun, giggle,



I love my morning ablution
A cure all, my solution
Rids me from pollution
One long steady motion

Sit and read the news
While my bottom spews
Food I haven’t chewed
Flowing thru and thru

Sweet relief comes quick
A movement surging slick
Newspaper stories I pick
This ty world is sick

Paper I carefully choose
Messy mate don’t snooze
Clean up all my stools
Four squares only, the rules

Ohhh yeah that’s better
Loosen bowels, unfetter
Hands clean but wetter
Rub in hair much fitter

Looking good all done
Bring the day to come
Wait though somethings wrong
Unfinished business in bum