Humorous and funny Abortion poems and/or funny poems about Abortion. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Abortion funny poems!
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
abortion, gender, health, humor, integrity, psychological,
From Where We Stand
If only men could give birth to a child,
do you think and feel
early-term abortions
for healthy sustainable financial reasons
would continue to catalyze RightWing resistance?
If the Second Amendment were only for women
to own guns for hunting
and self-protection
primarily from men,
do you think and feel
banning military automated weaponry
and even the elegant hand gun
for domestic use
would rally patriotic protectors
of uncompromised and unregulated
freedom of autonomous choice gun sales?
Why yes?
And why not so much?
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
abortion, animal, bird, england, flying, funny, humor,
The Pigeons of Trafalgar
The pigeons of Trafalgar Square
Are feathered, yet lacking in hair.
They'd look erudite,
With wigs powdered white,
But wouldn't get up in the air.
Written by
Aaron Butcher
Categories:
abortion, adventure, friend, humor, people, simple,
I Decide
Wait, I'm going to slip by what you begin to feel.
On one page, 2 pages, on every word I deal.
It's true I'm the sort that most despise,
but believe me when I tell you that sh*t is all a guise.
I've always let those who know me see one thing,
I promise you I play the fool, while I let you be the king.
The fact that missed and totally misconstrued.
Is that this little pawn, is the reason you can be you.
At any time I truly wish to chime in,
Is the time I decide instead of mine, your mind will bend.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
abortion, food, humor, jewish,
Cook Me up a Jewish Dish
Matzo ball soup, gefilte fish
cook me up a Jewish dish
Kneidels and kreplach, knishes too
a bissele Chinese, egg yong foo…
Chopped liver and herring
and if you’re so daring
Grind the horseradish to bits
serve mit red onion shpritz
Nisht fargessen dessert
rugelach and torts
Roe v. Wade’s overturned ~
it's kosher to abort