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Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: abortion, gender, health, humor, integrity, psychological,

From Where We Stand

If only men could give birth to a child,
do you think and feel
early-term abortions
for healthy sustainable financial reasons
would continue to catalyze RightWing resistance?

If the Second Amendment were only for women
to own guns for hunting
and self-protection
primarily from men,
do you think and feel
banning military automated weaponry
and even the elegant hand gun
for domestic use
would rally patriotic protectors
of uncompromised and unregulated
freedom of autonomous choice gun sales?

Why yes?
And why not so much?

Poem Details | by Abdul Abad |
Categories: abortion, baby, betrayal, character, cool, emotions, funny love,


Wo waqt yaad karo Jaan
Jab tum nay mera balatkar kiya
Jab tum nay mera cake cata
Diya panja kata har taraf sanata
Jaan tum nay acha nahi kiya
Bolo kis cheez ka badla liya?
Note.izat ka janaza hai zara dhom say niklay.

Poem Details | by Aaron Butcher |
Categories: abortion, adventure, friend, humor, people, simple,

I Decide

Wait, I'm going to slip by what you begin to feel. 
On one page, 2 pages,  on every word I deal. 
It's true I'm the sort that most despise, 
but believe me when I tell you that sh*t is all a guise. 
I've always let those who know me see one thing, 
I promise you I play the fool, while I let you be the king. 
The fact that missed and totally misconstrued. 
Is that this little pawn, is the reason you can be you. 
At any time I truly wish to chime in, 
Is the time I decide instead of mine, your mind will bend.

Poem Details | by Mortal Man |
Categories: abortion, character, drink, drug, humor, humorous, satire,


Bhai Tanki Khali ho gaya hai,
Bhai Thora SA Pani bhar do..
(garmi na tattay khushk sho)
Tatton ka kia qasoor hai Bhai?
Tatton ko kyun saza daitay ho?
Lulli ka koi dosh NAHI hai Bhai.
Sara qasoor garmi ka hai Bhai.
Pasinay say bund pich pich karti.
Bhai gaand ka qasoor NAHI hai.
Sara qasoor garmi ka hai Bhai.
Bhai Meray pyaray Bhai hello.
Tum kitnay achay ho pyaray ho.
Nehar darya me mat phainkna.
Aisay Banda doob jata hai Bhai.