Humorous and funny About poems and/or funny poems about About. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious About funny poems!
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny, pain,
Literally a Sonnet About a Hornet
Oh buzz off you crazy crazy hornet
Trying to land here upon my buttock,
Here I am eating my crispy cornet
Lazing naked in my garden hammock.
Tried to coax it with my berry ice cream
But alas it seems unprepared or blind,
Dancing upon an invisible beam
Homing in on me with a one track mind.
Could it be I’ve enhanced the essence air
With a gross wind to further relieve me,
Or is this a mock symphony of flair
Of a Britain’s got talent “Bumble Bee?”
His “The classical flight” winning first prize
In pain my swelling one hell of a size!
© Harry J Horsman 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
My First Rhyme Written - Aged About 7
Durin' the time I was passing my urine
My faeces were falling to pieces
Submitted to Juvenilia Contest
13th March 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, irony, work,
what a shame about his name! - bawdy warning
A fella’s promoted at work
His office sign makes people smirk
It reads W. Anchor -
Head overseas banker
His shortened name drives him berserk
Work colleagues all know him as Billy
His parents name choice, was so silly
He's named William Anchor
It fills him with rancour
He's lucky he wasn't called Willie!
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
humor, humorous,
My Son Wants To Talk About Tooth Decay
we're in a cafe and he's unsure if he can
finish his slice of CAKE, one of those
fondant numbers and so we've made an arrangement
which will allow me to consume half of it
but then, "dad, i actually think i can finish it."
i get a message from a friend asking how are the kids today
i reply like what i make of the french revolution;
it's too early to tell
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
fear, funny, social,
The Sad Truth About Life
Oh the horror!
For people,
it's just fun!
~Reecie
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
art, food, funny,
A Poem About Apples With a Title Longer Than the Poem Itself
apples.
Fruit for thought!
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Haikus About God: Iii
Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
art, food, funny, philosophy, visionary,
A Poem About An Apple That Is Sure To Disappoint the Reader
I see an apple.
There it is.
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Haikus About God: V
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
Written by
Tom Wright
Categories:
funny, engagement,
A Triple Limerick About Harry
A Triple Limerick
About Harry
Written: by Tom Wright
8/6/2006
1
There once was a young man named Harry
Who had more money than he could carry?
His money he would not lend
Nor on frivolous things spend
Saying that job is for the girl I will marry
11
Then one-day Harry’s heart became broken
An engagement ring he offered as a token
I can’t accept she subtly said
For to another I’ll soon be wed
Harry left with his truck wheels “smokin”
111
He thought that this was surely his ending
His heart was broke in bad need of mending
So he bought a new Corvette
And now his ex was so upset
He had broken rule two regarding spending
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
family, funny, Grandson,
It's All About the Ring Tone
I'm afraid of my cell phone I confess
"Someone" changed the ring tone to cause me stress
While I took a nap
He switched it to rap
Now when my phone rings I'm really a mess
"Someone" being my grandson Jordan..
I finally got him to change it back...lol
For the Techno-Limerick contest
Written by
Robert A. Dufresne
Categories:
funny, me, hate, me,
Things That Bug Me About You
My goodness, how rude can one get?
I haven’t even finished speaking yet.
Your uncaring interruption,
has ruined my thought construction.
Now I have to put my thoughts on the shelf.
Couldn’t you see I was talking to myself ?!
And when I ask you to look for my keys,
Don’t make me beg on my knees.
I hate it when you laugh to beat the band,
Just because you see them in my hand!
And last week when I asked you to find my phone,
Your unkind remark cut me to the bone.
You said “you are losing your mind I fear.,
What’s that thing on your ear?”
It just isn’t nice, no matter how true it rings,
Accusing me of always losing things!
I just hate that quirk about you!!
Hey,.. you seen my other shoe?
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny, hope, humorous, imagination, metaphor, music, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, people, song, song-thank you, work, write,
All About the Music: the Infinite Magic of Lyricism
Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.
(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, body, humorous,
**** About Face - Bawdy Limerick
Some use hemorrhoid cream on their face
In my eyes,it is not the right place
But they ‘pile’ it all on
Till the tube is all gone
I won’t use our tube just in case
Just imagine if you’d used your finger
On your piles cos you had a humdinger
But your wrinkles need lube
and you reuse that tube
on that note I’ve leave you to linger!!
Based on an article about people using this cream to shrink their facial wrinkles
***** about face means 'something that is contrary to what is expected'
4/14/18
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
Two Things I Can Tell You About My Boss:
Two things I can tell you about my boss:
First thing -he is pleasant and smart.
And the second -you will be laughing, of course,
He believe in such bull... by his heart!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
food, funny,
I'M Nuts About Cheerios Honey Nuts
Cheerios Honey Nuts will grace my bowl
Their scrumptious flavor I shall e'er extol
No bacon and eggs for moi
They are so humdrum and blah
Honey Nuts set my day on cruise control
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 8 in PD's "(LIMERICK) Your Favorite Cereal Contest" - October 2011
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
death, funny, life, love, satire,
What Is It All About
After life's most noteworthy prize
All must reach a final demise
This was their best love
Say the wise from above
Large pizza and super-size fries
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Lets Write About Poop - Not For Contest
I once wrote a poem about poop
Not a 'suitable subject' for soup
It’s something we all do
So I’ll write about pooh
Now a contest – Roy I’m **** a hoop!
NOT FOR CONTEST
26th July 2015
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
death of a friend, funny, green, grief,
About the Deceased Say Either Good Or Nothing
About the deceased say either good or nothing,
Therefore at the funeral of the deceased chief,
The subordinates danced in full silence,
With happy faces, but slowly with grief!
Written by
Moonbee Canady
Categories:
fish, fun, humor, humorous, nature, ocean,
About Whales In a Fish Story -Corny-
" O' Whale ... A Fish Story ... "
The Biggest, Exclamatory Interjection, Used In The Ocean
The Phrase That Holds Many A Gigantic Wave's Commotion
It's Often Spoken In: Hurricanes, Monsoons or Tsunamis
But Its Not: Oh My! Look Out! or See! or Ooou-Weee!
It's " Well! " - Says Every Little Fish of The Sea ...
(Just Ask: Finding Nemo - he he he)
Written & Copyrighted ©: 9/18/2013
by: MoonBee Canady
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
funny, god, humorous, on writing and words, religious, spiritual,
Haikus About God: Vii
Non-existent God
Subject of poor poetry
Just like this one. Damn.
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allegory, giggle, wisdom, woman,
Blase About Hyperbole
At my antique womanly age,
I have reached beyond cynicism stage,
I am quite blasé about hyperbole,
Hearsay evidence about chicks like me,
You're wasting your time, unfortunately,
Old bags like me are basically resilient, you see,
I've had 700 billion lovers, it seems,
Plus or minus 10%, is that how you deem?
Contemplation on such matters makes me giggly!
Yes, quite blase about hyperbole,
You're wasting your time, quite definitely!
Written by
Amy Swanson
Categories:
food, funny
What Is a Footle About Spaghetti?
noodle
footle
hehe ;)
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
funny
Finally--I Broke Down and Wrote About Love
The sweet sap of passion doth please
Like a thrilling swing in the breeze
It drives me insane
Can I ever refrain
From loving and climbing the trees?
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
About To Launch a Sputnik
When Mother Nature calls it's best to obey
Get your *** in there or there'll be hell to pay
Especially in public
About to launch a Sputnik
Must stay near a poop disposal unit all day
© Jack Ellison 2015