Humorous and funny Above poems and/or funny poems about Above. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Above funny poems!
Written by
James Marshall Goff
Categories:
funny
Help From Above!
Help From Above!
there once was a Man from Rangoon
who gorged 'till he he resembled a balloon
between bites he did spy
his personal trainer from the sky
with results- made the ladies swoon!
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
funny,
Ideas Above My Station
I
hate
laundry,
washing up,
ironing, dusting,
fixing stuff - and any
kind of household work.
The logical conclusion Is that
I must be descended from royalty
Written by
Donald Reith
Categories:
adventure, angst, funny, parody, satire,
Look Above
Look above!
Way up in the sky!
I'm on the tallest building I could find
Where the birds don't fly
I have come up with a new scheme
Just listen before you sigh
Recently I have not had many comments from poems by I
I,m about to jump off this building, screaming
" I Can Fly"!
Half-way down I,ll open the parachute
which reads
C-O-M-M-E-N-T O-N M-Y P-O-E-M I-F Y-O-U L-I-K-E
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
hair, humor,
A Cut Above
I'm taking a leaf out of Prince William's book
the next time that I have my hair trimmed
I might just take the plunge and copy his new look
since mine has irrevocably thinned.
One hundred and eighty the price I shall pay
once I have got that cash to hand
my barber says that he can do that price, say,
if he charges me two quid a strand.
Written by
Jan Hansen
Categories:
courage, faith, funny,
Death From Above
Death from above 1953
My uncle
Was seaman
Died in Marseilles
A pig on a balcony
Fell on him.
Mother said
He died at sea
When a mine
Struck his ship.
A likely explanation
That served
His widow well
When telling her
husband was
a hero.