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Written by James Marshall Goff
Categories: funny

Help From Above!

Help From Above!


there once was a Man from Rangoon
who gorged 'till he he resembled a balloon
between bites he did spy
his personal trainer from the sky
with results-  made the ladies swoon!

Written by Bill Lindsay
Categories: funny,

Ideas Above My Station

I
hate
laundry,
washing up,
ironing, dusting,
fixing stuff - and any
kind of household work.
The logical conclusion Is that 
I must be descended from royalty


Written by Donald Reith
Categories: adventure, angst, funny, parody, satire,

Look Above

Look above!

Way up in the sky!

 I'm on the tallest building I could find

Where the birds don't fly

I have come up with a new scheme

 Just listen before you sigh

 Recently I have not had many comments from poems by I

 I,m about to jump off this building, screaming

 " I Can Fly"!

Half-way down I,ll open the parachute 

which reads

 C-O-M-M-E-N-T  O-N  M-Y  P-O-E-M  I-F Y-O-U  L-I-K-E

Written by Viv Wigley
Categories: hair, humor,

A Cut Above

I'm taking a leaf out of Prince William's book
the next time that I have my hair trimmed
I might just take the plunge and copy his new look
since mine has irrevocably thinned.
One hundred and eighty the price I shall pay
once I have got that cash to hand
my barber says that he can do that price, say,
if he charges me two quid a strand.

Written by Jan Hansen
Categories: courage, faith, funny,

Death From Above

Death from above 1953

My uncle
Was seaman
Died in Marseilles
A pig on a balcony
Fell on him.
Mother said
He died at sea
When a mine
Struck his ship.
A likely explanation
That served
His widow well
When telling her
husband was 
a hero.