Funny Poems About Abreast or Abreast Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Abreast poems and/or funny poems about Abreast. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Abreast funny poems!

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: body, clothes, humorous,

Keeping Abreast of the Situation - Bawdy Limerick

KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SITUATION


A lady's out doing her shopping She's braless, both boobies are flopping V necked dress, not the best Cos out popped her right breast The nipple display was eye popping! I observed this today - this buxom lass bent forward to get something that she had dropped and I got a real eyeful – she wasn’t fazed just whopped it back in and got on with her shopping!!! For Leah - thanks for encouraging me to write this story BBxx 07/20/21