Humorous and funny Abreast poems and/or funny poems about Abreast. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Abreast funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, clothes, humorous,
Keeping Abreast of the Situation - Bawdy Limerick
KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SITUATION
A lady's out doing her shopping
She's braless, both boobies are flopping
V necked dress, not the best
Cos out popped her right breast
The nipple display was eye popping!
I observed this today - this buxom lass bent forward to get something that she had dropped and I got a real eyeful – she wasn’t fazed just whopped it back in and got on with her shopping!!!
For Leah - thanks for encouraging me to write this story BBxx
07/20/21