Funny Poems About Absence or Absence Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Absence poems and/or funny poems about Absence. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Absence funny poems!

Written by David Fisher
Categories: desire, drink, hilarious,

Greg's Abs

There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg