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Poem Details | by David Fisher |
Categories: desire, drink, hilarious,

Greg's Abs

There’s a former weight lifter named Greg
Who’d like to show off his abs to Peg
‘Cept he’s now a drunk hack
So his treasured six pack
Now looks more like a Budweiser keg