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Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
absence, confusion, feelings, humorous, word play,
She said, "It was fun yesterday and hot!"
"I made love with a Brazilian all day!"
Her friend said, "Shut up, I hope you did not!"
"How many is a Brazilian anyway?"
Poem Details | by
Whit Deschner |
Categories:
12th grade, absence, funny, heartbroken, humorous, lost love, love,
Caught in emotion
She went down to the ocean
To where the cliffs are extremely steep
And there she wept
Then finally lept
At a place called 'Lover's Leap'
But while doing here pouting
The tide took to outing
And now the tour guides to show
Where lost love and gravity
Made a large cavity
Far far on the beach below
Poem Details | by
Emma Anonymous |
Categories:
funny, love,
Absence makes
the heart grow fonder
to those closer
not those yonder
Poem Details | by
Brittney Lopez |
Categories:
absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,
You send bolts through my skin
something I was never to
accomplish with you, when I
saw you it's like my heart sank
to my stomach and I was in
shock my body still my body
heavy felt like when I moved I
was about to fall to my knees
you make me want to get
inside my brain pick you up and
take you out pick you one by
one like a flower because I do
love you and love you not.
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
absence, break up, confidence, death, feelings, funny, i am, i love you, inspirational, leaving, loneliness, lost love, love, moving on, psychological, recovery from, relationship, suicide, true love, wife,
Only then you're done,
when you end the ending;
leave the closure to others,
that way it's much more fun.
Poem Details | by
Hanif Munthali |
Categories:
absence, addiction, allusion, cry, funny love, goodbye, lost love,
AT THE MIDLE OF A NIGHT
I wake up to unusual ringtone
I rise to pick up my phone
One eyed half open,
I stretch out my hands down my pillow
I clean my throat ready to say “hallo”
My right thumb on the screen to slide the green icon
But….there is no message or a missed call
Oh my God, I forgot that I never had you’re new number at all
Because you’re gone- my sweetie
So reluctantly, I have to go back to sleep
Poem Details | by
Mark J. Halliday |
Categories:
absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political, satire,
Bye Cookie Monster!
Pointlessly martyred by the
Political left.
Poem Details | by
Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories:
absence, humorous, retirement,
Fidel Castro
So you do know Fidel Castro? I think I do
that was the name of the mess boy, the one who
had to do the dirty dishes and clean floors
“Fy” as he was called was older than me and had
a much better education, and I, as his boss felt his
contempt being told what to do by an officer of
working class, roots. But I knew as everybody who
read knows, the little man is but a servant for
the rich, they need someone educated to tell them
what to do; In Venezuela, Fidel jumped ship he was
not missed and we got another mess-boy
who could not read or write because the wage he got
could support his family. The downside was I had
no one to argue with
Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
absence, abuse, confusion, corruption, funny,
it's too late to read this poem!
The poem was removed, due to alien activity.
Area 51
By: PD
Poem Details | by
Lambert Adwini-Poku |
Categories:
absence, allah, angel, beauty, blessing, career, hilarious,
I better take my trombone lessons serious
Not for fun or fame, neither for leisure
A prophesy I wish to help see light from the Bible
“At the judgment day Angels will blow their trumpet
But forgot trombones will also match
The quality of the sound that will blow
I will surely render my service for free
(After all God loves a cheerful giver)
And hope to receive the blessing of salvation
To find my way to the segmentation of the sheep
How lucky I will be. That faithful day,
If the Angels blow their trumpet, I will take out my trombone
And proudly blow my trombone.
If Angel Michael blows his old trumpet,
I will blow my new trombone.
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
absence, age, funny, internet, sad,
artificial
intelligence
leads to
dementia
in
difference -
I
think
Poem Details | by
Funom Makama |
Categories:
absence, betrayal, break up, funny love, future, grief, lost love,
His suits and empires made it so swift
from afar all you saw was his mid-rift
with me you were glowing
our future was moving
from his dark pit, you now expect a lift.
Poem Details | by
Raven Tones |
Categories:
absence, dark, depression, goodbye, humorous, metaphor, suicide,
Slowly We Are All Falling,
Some Just Quicker Than Others,
Some Will Have An Arm To Grab Before Hitting Bottom,
Some Never Bothered To Pack A Parashute,
And The Others Are Just Enjoying The Fresh Air On The Way Down,
Awaiting To Become A Pavement Pancake
If we have a hand to hold us we may never had fallen
And if we had an ear lent someone would have heard cries for help
My parachute is broken, no ever listened, and the held let go of me
Before we, land the only thing left to think is,
i wonder if anyone has any maple syrup
Poem Details | by
Travis Klein |
Categories:
absence, anti bullying, bereavement, change, destiny, funny, giggle,
The Shellfish
The Selfish Shellfish
Had a pearl inside of its own,
One day he thought to himself,
“Why can’t I have more pearls to myself”,
So he went on a
Search for even more pearls,
“Looks like my
Neighbor is now sleeping”,
He knocked on
The Shell, “Anyone There”,
The other Shell
Awoke is a somber tone,
“You want my pearl,
Well climb on in and get it”,
The Selfish Shellfish
Did and, then the Larger Shell went, Ah— Glup.
Travis “Ceijaeh” Klein
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
absence, depression, evil, funny love, together,
Heart and thoughts like a bull cart,
To walk together straight,
Behave like an enemy my thoughts,
Reminding the one did depart,
Pinning my heart!
Poem Details | by
Duncan Mitchell |
Categories:
absence, humorous, lost love, truth,
Bad poetry is what one gets
when horny people don't have sex
so if this rhyme seems juvenile
give me a break, it's been a while
Poem Details | by
Earl Schumacker |
Categories:
absence, adventure, crazy, emotions, funny love, inspirational, lost,
Love is stranger with a stranger
Without a partner it is dangerous
With someone in the dark
Imagination wonders are you there
Feeling around there are no walls or floors
No one found about the house might seem bizarre
But what if you were not there
That would be scarier
Partner-less sex is hard work
Without a bed it is ridiculous
Poem Details | by
Sand Blown |
Categories:
absence, humor, memory,
to be oldt fashioned...
at a fun-near-all
are some relative-at-tea...
with at least two people
knot-met since...
some long gone time ago
andt now under...
standing-smiles
lies a hum-our-being...
echoing lightly in
a wise-dome...
of minds
stans sand
Poem Details | by
Trevor Mcleod |
Categories:
absence, confusion, creation, eulogy, fun, funny,
This poem has yet to finish.
It's barely past the start.
It hasn't any followers
and isn't yet an art.
The subject is not written:
direction not quite clear.
My reason for it's being
is only what is here.
The length is getting longer
with nothing more to say.
Without a proper ending
it just might run astray.
I'll say my final thoughts
in hopes they'll bring an end.
But really; who'm I kidding,
a sequels 'round the bend.
Poem Details | by
Gilbert Mapengo-Mwanguku |
Categories:
absence, desire, fantasy, funny love, longing,
By
Gilbert
Mapengo
Mwanguku
I
imprignate
my
mind
with
illusions
weighing
the
naked
reality
of
imaginations
sipping
sweet
spirits
into
my
veins
before
I
choke
in
this
black
smoke
before
I
throw
my
heart
in
a
burning
cage
before
I
unveil
the
true
colours
of
a
hungry
lion
do
not
let
me
fall
in
abyss
of
stress
leave
me
with
one
precious
word
in
my
vocabulary
one
word
to
sail
me
through,to
the
very
end
one
word
indeed,
LOVE
Poem Details | by
Rangarajan Gopal |
Categories:
absence, anger, funny love, longing,
Looking Back..
True! It happened
At the very first
sight,
Heart to heart
Eye to eye
Ear to ear
Cheek to cheek
Lip to lip
Joy defined...
But now,
Out of sight
Hurt to hurt
Eye for an eye
Ear for swear
Cheeky, more
Cheeky
Lips slip
Joy trampled!
Poem Details | by
Trevor Mcleod |
Categories:
absence, appreciation, culture, faith, fantasy, kids, giggle,
The Leprechaun was green they said.
Of course they could be lying.
The fact that one could even be
was doubt where I was trying.
A little man with buckled shoes.
One green at that they say.
I bit my tongue for quite awhile.
My mouth held back at bay.
How could he run away from them
and carry all that gold.
To carry on and click his heels
as one to be that bold.
But if that wasn't all their facts.
A rainbow marked his trail.
To follow it made no more sense
and on there went the tale.
Poem Details | by
Mary Rotman |
Categories:
absence, betrayal, break up, funny, humor, jealousy,
(fromThe John Poems)
Then I loved you
Now I don’t
Once I would
Now I won’t
You were here
Now you’re gone
No one left
To mow my lawn
Lock’s been changed
Key’s been hid
Phone’s unplugged
Heart’s up for bid
You were mine
Now you’re hers
On your head
I place a curse
Poem Details | by
Ironic Zink |
Categories:
absence, giggle, hope, humor, inspiration,
As I misspell lettered life—I find hope in a shower.
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6/18/16
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
absence, death, earth, grave, humorous,
"Grave mistake"
"Grave is not mistake-
Nobody can miss it and everybody to take"