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Robert L. Hinshaw
Thar was once an old buckaroo named Hank,
Who was very absent-minded and lank.
He told his hoss to skedaddle,
Fergittin' to mount the saddle.
'Twas not the first time old Hank drew a blank!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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that I'm "absent";
many attempts were made
to open those trunks when absent.
An octogenarian visited his doctor
'I think I'm getting senile” he said
The doctor replied “I don’t think you are senile
Let’s look for a different diagnosis instead”
“But I keep forgetting to do up my fly”
The old man said “After I’ve been for a pee”
The doctor smiled and then replied
“Not opening your fly before you start, that’s senility”
I can't remember
Where did I leave my car keys?
Please don't drink and drive
For Carolyn's Contest
after searching all over
I find my glasses
on my nose
angst, confusion, funny, love, on writing and words, love,
I don't love you for your wit
You're always spitting bile.
Reluctantly I now admit
I do not love your smile.
Nor do love your manly touch
And I don't love your smell.
I just don't love you very much,
So why's your silence hell?
I do not miss your lilting voice,
Nor do I miss your kiss.
I've never seen your laughing eyes
So what is there to miss?
I don't love your hand in mine
It's strictly for the birds.
Without your love I'm doing fine,
But how I miss your words.
Vincent Van Ross
And went out
On the way
As to what
He was out to do
Where he was
So, he climbed
All the stairs
Back up to his home
And rang the bell
Finding him empty-handed
His puzzled wife asked:
“Has the dairy
Run out of milk?”