Humorous and funny Absent poems and/or funny poems about Absent. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Absent funny poems!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Absent-Minded Hank
Thar was once an old buckaroo named Hank,
Who was very absent-minded and lank.
He told his hoss to skedaddle,
Fergittin' to mount the saddle.
'Twas not the first time old Hank drew a blank!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Rainbow Promise
Categories:
betrayal, humor,
Absent
Thinking
that I'm "absent";
many attempts were made
to open those trunks when absent.
Deceiving!
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
The Absent Minded Octogenarian
An octogenarian visited his doctor
'I think I'm getting senile” he said
The doctor replied “I don’t think you are senile
Let’s look for a different diagnosis instead”
“But I keep forgetting to do up my fly”
The old man said “After I’ve been for a pee”
The doctor smiled and then replied
“Not opening your fly before you start, that’s senility”
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Absent Minded Mantis
I can't remember
Where did I leave my car keys?
Please don't drink and drive
For Carolyn's Contest
Written by
Maggie Huscroft
Categories:
angst, confusion, funny, love, on writing and words, love,
Absent
I don't love you for your wit
You're always spitting bile.
Reluctantly I now admit
I do not love your smile.
Nor do love your manly touch
And I don't love your smell.
I just don't love you very much,
So why's your silence hell?
I do not miss your lilting voice,
Nor do I miss your kiss.
I've never seen your laughing eyes
So what is there to miss?
I don't love your hand in mine
It's strictly for the birds.
Without your love I'm doing fine,
But how I miss your words.
Written by
John Beharry
Categories:
humorous,
Senryu -- Absent-Mindedness
after searching all over
I find my glasses
on my nose
Written by
Vincent Van Ross
Categories:
humor,
Absent-Minded
The husband
Opened
The door
And went out
He went
Down
The flight
Of stairs
On the way
He forgot
As to what
He was out to do
He forgot
Where he was
Headed
For…
So, he climbed
All the stairs
Back up to his home
And rang the bell
Finding him empty-handed
His puzzled wife asked:
“Has the dairy
Run out of milk?”