Humorous and funny Absentia poems and/or funny poems about Absentia. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Absentia funny poems!
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
confidence, humor, hyperbole, pride, silly, sports,
Olympian In Absentia
He said that in odd years he's fat,
He can't be Olympian in that.
In years that are not,
He can't find the spot,
Or else he'd have gold by the vat.