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Poem Details | by Charlie Murder |
Categories: fathers day, funny, me,


HARK! speak up, any man who wants to hear it.
we honestly dont know what it is, 
but we have our own problems!
call me a hypocrite, but isnt everyone?
we complain of the things we dont wanna hear
then of things we didnt hear when its too late.

tell me then...can a million men allbe wrong?

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Am Absolutely Positive Horn Limerick

Am Absolutely Positive

Am absolutely positive and always sure
Too much Trump we have had to endure
He is a maniac who likes to be raving
As well as all of our attention craving
With his teleprompter as great viewer.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet