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Hee haw, hee haw, I'm Bill from Arkansas,
I don't know what y'all are mad at me for.
That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
sure stained my Presidency
and now she won't blow my horn anymore.
"Yeah buddy, you blew it and what a mess!"
I sure did darlin' all over that blue dress.
It sure was fun Monica
for us to share a cigar
and quickly pass an act of sexual congress.
Are you a down-hearted poet with no spirit?
Tell Poetry Soup so all they can hear it
What I like about them and is so neat
To no one else will they ever repeat.
Center of attention is position you maintain
On a clear day or possibly out in the rain
Makes no difference what poems you prefer
With Poetry Soup, lifetime they will endure.
Have not found any calories in food for thought
And even though I might be bragging a lot
Hope you understand this pure and plain
From criticism, Poetry Soup will always abstain.
James Thomas Horn