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Poem Details | by Keith Trestrail |
Categories: humorous, political,

Monicagate - to Stain or Abstain

 Hee haw, hee haw, I'm Bill from Arkansas,
 I don't know what y'all are mad at me for.
    That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
    sure stained my Presidency
 and now she won't blow my horn anymore.

"Yeah buddy, you blew it and what a mess!"
 I sure did darlin' all over that blue dress.
    It sure was fun Monica
    for us to share a cigar
 and quickly pass an act of sexual congress.

                  July 2016

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Always Abstain

Always Abstain

Are you a down-hearted poet with no spirit?

Tell Poetry Soup so all they can hear it

What I like about them and is so neat

To no one else will they ever repeat.

Center of attention is position you maintain

On a clear day or possibly out in the rain

Makes no difference what poems you prefer

With Poetry Soup, lifetime they will endure.

Have not found any calories in food for thought

And even though I might be bragging a lot

Hope you understand this pure and plain

From criticism, Poetry Soup will always abstain.

James Thomas Horn

Retired Soldier