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Poem Details | by
Keith D Trestrail |
Categories:
fun, humorous, political,
I did not have sexual relations I swore
but my mouth organ she was just askin’ for.
No one played like Monica
and she loved a good cigar
but now she won’t blow my nut sax anymore!
All my interns played it for me I confess
and with me pass an act of sexual congress.
That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
sure stained my Presidency
but Holy BJ, I sure stained her blue dress!
Written: July 2016
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
humorous,
Always Abstain
Are you a down-hearted poet with no spirit?
Tell Poetry Soup so all they can hear it
What I like about them and is so neat
To no one else will they ever repeat.
Center of attention is position you maintain
On a clear day or possibly out in the rain
Makes no difference what poems you prefer
With Poetry Soup, lifetime they will endure.
Have not found any calories in food for thought
And even though I might be bragging a lot
Hope you understand this pure and plain
From criticism, Poetry Soup will always abstain.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Soldier