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Poem Details | by Keith D Trestrail |
Categories: fun, humorous, political,

Bill and Monica - to Stain or Abstain

  I did not have sexual relations I swore
  but my mouth organ she was just askin’ for.
    No one played like Monica
    and she loved a good cigar
  but now she won’t blow my nut sax anymore!

  All my interns played it for me I confess
  and with me pass an act of sexual congress.
    That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
    sure stained my Presidency 
  but Holy BJ, I sure stained her blue dress!


                  Written: July 2016

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

Always Abstain

Always Abstain



Are you a down-hearted poet with no spirit?

Tell Poetry Soup so all they can hear it

What I like about them and is so neat

To no one else will they ever repeat.



Center of attention is position you maintain

On a clear day or possibly out in the rain

Makes no difference what poems you prefer

With Poetry Soup, lifetime they will endure.



Have not found any calories in food for thought

And even though I might be bragging a lot

Hope you understand this pure and plain

From criticism, Poetry Soup will always abstain.



James Thomas Horn

Retired Soldier