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Poem Details | by Dean Wood |
Categories: dog, humorous, , cute,

Litterally Absurd

A dog by the side of the road
Whelped out her cute little load
A copper who saw
Reeled off the law
Cited for littering I’m told

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: character, fantasy, giggle, spoken word, word play,

Visions Absurd of Grandiosity

Overcome by a wave of curiosity
   I decided to try out seriosity
For which I'd no particular precocity
   'Twas an ill-fated breeze of impetuosity

With visions absurd of grandiosity
   I'd portray Julius Caesar with proper pomposity
Though, to be sure, my toga's fit was an atrocity
   Not to mention my Latin dialogue's tortuosity

Yet utterly convinced of my latent geniosity
   I spoke my lines with preternatural verbosity
Hark! Were those boos of unaccustomed ferocity?
   ~ To the nearest Exit, tomato-smeared, at hypervelocity...

Poem Details | by Teddy Kimathi |
Categories: art, confusion, crazy, hilarious, humor, imagery,

Theatre of the Absurd

Some acted as per their roles and stage names,
while others didn't;
those who didn't created their roles and stage names,
creating a confusion on stage.

Roles mixed up and confusion ensued;
what was themed to be based on politicking,
became a ticking time bomb for the playwright's success.

Shocked he was when his play was applauded as the funniest
comedy in the history of the theatre
by the audience,
for he had written a political satire script.

Ironically, some of the people in the audience were politicians,
yet they still enjoyed the murky presentation of the play,
which they thought was orderly humor.

Poem Details | by Shane Solomon |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend,

How Absurd

Somebody hacked into your facebook account?....
Sounds like it could've been me with cheaters doubt

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: cute love, funny,

You My Absurd Bird

Take Wing
Take flight
Be weird
Be yourself
You're unique
You're kind
You are beautiful
You are wonderful
You're fabulous,
Unlike the others
Take wing
Take flight
Be yourself
Let me unlock the gate to true paradise
Let me gently, sweetly open your eyes 

You're absurd,
But a free bird 

You're fantastic and epic
So, don't act absurd
Rumor has it that you're sick
That's what I heard