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The Difference of Distance
The difference between adult and a dolt
is that one will stay the other bolt.
submitted to – The TRUE Meaning of Being Adult
sponsor – FJ Thomas
funny, hilarious, humorous, jobs, rude, society, star,
I ONCE MET A MAN IN ****
WHO’S TOOL WAS BIGGER THAN CORN
NO TWITTER NOR BLOG
THEY CALLED HIM HEDGEHOG
HE HUFFED PUFFED AND BLEW HIS OWN HORN
body, dance, funny, girl, jobs, lust, sexy,
DOWNTOWN WHERE GIRLS DANCE ON POLES
FOR A PRICE THEY’LL BARE THEIR SOULS
THEY’LL SIT ON YOUR LAP
YOU’LL GO FAP FAP FAP
UNTIL YOU LOOSE YOUR CONTROL
Mark J. Halliday
children, computer, humor, life, relationship,
They look like us,
On the outside,
Only just younger.
They walk upright,
Can speak English;
No, not foreigners.
We nourish them,
Provide for them;
Help Them grow stronger.
They sprout gadgets,
One with another.
To face to face.
Will they survive,
To become human
fun, health, humorous, nice, youth,
Today he resigned, he filled out his notice,
Today’s the day he departs,
Today’s the day he stops life like an adult,
And begins again, right from the start,
So he threw out his brief case, suede shoes and black suit,
Hung his restraint on the door,
And put on some shorts, torn singlet and boots,
And went on some crazy explore,
To burn some ants with a magnifying glass,
Then kick around the mud and the dirt,
He also went to spray paint some walls,
Getting paint all over his shirt.
Today’s the day he quit being adult,
His new life has now just begun,
Authority and burden of old adult life,
Replaced with fooling around, happy and fun.
Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this
Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise
Well the true story is such
They ended up in a clutch
Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect
angst, childhood, funny, me,
i want to be in the dark
clearly my thoughts and words have no bearing
so why should i say a
word to you
a word of wisdom from me you seek
an Oscar, Emmy, Grammy I just received
"I'D like to thank God for blessing me with a...brain!"
you actually believe i can think....
are you sure?
will it change the image...
do you hear an actual person...an adult
5'11"...and still a child....
No taste as sweet
As liquid love
It’s desire in a jar
Just pour it out
Upon your dish
A tempting treat by far
Just let it ooze
Let it cover
Every morsel, every bite
So pour it out
Upon your lover
Treat yourself tonight