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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny,

A Halloween Haunt

Pulchritudinous looks, unscrupulous ways hook 
Junoesque one apart, pneumatic in mouthpart

Those coconut-like callipygian haunts cull
Leave alone howling wolves, despite being ourselves!

Poem Details | by Edward Ibeh |
Categories: bird, holiday, humor, november, thanksgiving day,

A Turkey In November

Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
Quick! Quick! Quick! Please save me!
         I don't want to end up...
      on plates Thanksgiving Day!

         Take me to the leader;
         our President, I mean!
       If you could feel my dread...
          I need to be pardoned!


Alexandrine - Modified Poetry Contest (Winner: 3rd Place)
Sponsored by Dear Heart
Date written: 03/20/2020
8 lines, 6 syllables each line, Unrhymed