Humorous and funny Allah poems and/or funny poems about Allah. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Allah funny poems!
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
allah, class, confusion, crazy, giggle,
Vikings and Islam
Vikings and Islam
Way back in the 7 hundred or something when
Islam leaders tried to establish a Caliphate in
Europe, they met Vikings who were plundering
their way down the river of Volga and often
employed the barbaric Norsemen to do a bit of
plundering on their behalf.
A few Vikings converted, when coming home
they spoke about the evil of fermented drink
and it took hold, even when Islam, the religion,
was forgotten the idea of sobriety lingered and
has had a deep influence in Nordic Societies
ever since. Well, the Moslems are back, not as
occupiers, but one wishes, on Saturday nights,
a bit of sober Islam would be remembered.
Written by
S. Abdulwasi'h Olaitan
Categories:
1st grade, africa, allah, arabic, forgiveness, funny love
Broken Wings
BROKEN WINGS
I spread my wings
And feather
But I couldn't fly.
I open my ears
And heart
Yet I couldn't hear.
I open my mouth
And lips
But I couldn't talk.
I close my eyes
Alongside thine sunglasses
Yet I see.
I see my past
And fears
I take to the wood.
My obstacles,
Experiences I espy
I take my leave and the halt.
I'm eager to fly
Yet, my wings are broken.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
allah, cat, funny love, humor, music, parody
Buddy Holly Arriving At the Gate of Heaven Sings To Allah
"Allah, kiss me once more
Fill me with song."
-Donovan
Allah my bugs, Allah my pimples
You don't know what lurks in my dimples
Oh boy, when you kiss me
Oh joy, you get a weird disease
That all the world will see.
Allah my dogs, Allah my kittens
You don't know where I've been a-spittin'
Oh boy, to Hell and gone
Oh joy, at a Furry Con
Where you're the cat for me.
Allah my gloves, Allah my mittens
You don't know by whom I'm smitten
Oh boy, could it be you
Oh joy, it's a heady brew
I think that you'll agree.
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allah, allusion, funny, humorous,
Love With Humor
ETHYLIC LOVE
Our idyllic love:
I am lovely cachaça,
you just champagne ...
ethanol ...!
CRY A RIVER
Yesterday for you i cried,
a whole river i spilled ..,
Today, neither ...
I do not care...
AI, AI ,,,
If you suffer my pain,
double there ...
woe to us ...
TO LIVE
If you live or
if you saw me ...
In the sixties
Wow...