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Poem Details | by Linda-Marie Sweetheart |
Categories: funny,

12 Days of Christmas Craves

"12 Days of Christmas Craves" On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love sent to me 12 twinkling tiaras Eleven emerald elephants Ten Tiffany trinkets Nine naughty negligees Eight echoing elves Seven sequined stars Six sexy singers Five fake fingernails s s s Four furry foxes Three tingling tamborines Two turtledoves And peach tree in pail via e-mails s s s. *For P.D.'S 12 Days of Christmas. *Written by: Linda-Marie "Sweetheart".

Poem Details | by David Williams |
Categories: funny,

Slippery Sloppery

A slippery sloppery slipping snail
Slithered slimed and slid on the floor
Feeling hurried harried hungry and helpless
As starlings screeched spiraled and saw
That slippery sloppery slipping snail
Who slithered slimed and slid on the floor
A fluttering of feathers fell frighteningly fast
Meant that slippery sloppery slipping snail
Who slithered slimed and slid was no more.


Poem Details | by Mike Gentile |
Categories: happiness, happy, humor, humorous, sea, success,

Oh That Suzy

If Suzy sells sea shells at the sea shore
       and has supposedly sold them for some time
after all these years, 
Why hasn’t Suzy had the sense to save some coin
       or secure herself a real job

So surely, you say, I should let Suzy be
       to sell her damn sea shells all day by the sea
It’s silly but she’s simply squealing with glee
With sunshine and shells,
       she’s much smarter than me

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: fantasy, fate, fun, humorous, word play,

Saucy Sally and Studly Sam

Saucy Sally, sits solemnly on said sidewalk, Stifling sniffles, sees sympathetic staring, Some snidely shuffling slowly sideways, so She surreptitiously swallows her sadness. Studly Sam, strolling six shaggy sheepdogs, Soon seizes on saucy Sally’s situation, and Saunters steadily, still standing; swiftly, Suggests she stifle her sniveling sadness. Suddenly, she’s sharing six shaggy sheepdogs, Silently, Sam says, sweet saucy Sally stay.
Written August 18, 2022 FIRST PLACE WINNER Submitted to "Alliteration - Old or New" Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May August 30, 2022

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: america, baby, beautiful, blue, butterfly, funny, humorous,


Apple Appetite
ample appealing 
Adam an American
artificial air
Butter best baby
beautiful blue butterflies
buying buckwheat bread
Crackers cherry crust
cinnamon cheese cereal
crispy crunchy crumbs
Date Written: 7/20/2020

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: child, food, fun, humorous,

Silly Sausage

Silly Sally scoffed six succulent spicy sausages Six succulent spicy sausages silly Sally scoffed Silly Sally succumbed to sickness! 11~16~16

Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny,

Wind Chimes

Wind chimes When ten thin tinkling tin things twinkle and tingle in the wind twinkling and tinkling the ten thin tin things make a tingling tintinnabulation of joy
The grandchildren think I’m off my head....

Poem Details | by John Freeman |
Categories: funny,

The Gods

`The 112th congress quibbles, fickle, frizzing, drizzle of dubious dribble, while we wait, …on the sick, fickle, trickle of dribble ,from their quibbles of fizzling sizzle. For and In Honor of Gwendolen Rix And contest: Big Kid Tongue Twister Challenge

Poem Details | by Nick Bagnall |
Categories: fantasy, food, funny,

Five Funny Fairies

Five funny fairies, Fond of fairy-cakes Flying far from fairyland, Foraging for food Five fairies feasted, on flowers full of fat Freesia, Fuchsia, Fairy-fluff, frosted with fig fudge Five fat Fairies, full of fairy food Floating back to fairyland, flying far from fast
Contest : Alliteration Poems Please 2nd Place

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

The Princess and the Pimp

A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle passed by.
He paused, popped his eyes, then approached while plotting to pounce and ply
the princess with persimmons and pearls, prepared to profit from her,
but Penelope quipped, “Poppycock! I’m a capitalistic entrepreneur!”

For john freeman's "Alliteration Poems Please Poetry Contest"

Poem Details | by Dan Cwiak |
Categories: age, funny, humorous, imagination, word play,

Peter Piper - Pickpocket

Perhaps Peter Piper did not pick a peck of pickled peppers,
Perchance Peter purloined them.

Peter's pretext for pickled peppers puts people at ease,
Pickpocket's ploy personified.

Personalizing praise for Peter's pesky presumption,
People put Peter's penchant for peppers praiseworthy.

Perhaps, Peter pretended to pick the peck of pickled peppers,
People should portend where Peter put the peck he picked.

Peter passed plenty of peppers to people,
Personifying Peter and his peck.

Prided peppers purloined or in a pepper peck,
Peter put in his pants pockets.

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny, holiday, labor day,

Alliteration Holiday

Labor day holiday is laughingly laborious
Pack a punch of partying
On one only lonely playful day
Tonight the trio sets the timepiece to 
alarm again in the am another
Work and school worry with the rules day

Contest: Alliteration
Sponsor:  John Freeman

Poem Details | by S.Zaynab Kamoonpuri |
Categories: humor,


Nida and Nazim, the newlyweds noticed the newmoon.
A big brown bat banished them from boon.
The hubby and wife headed back inside for their honeymoon.
The mystery of night brought them out again
Together in love nothing could scare them for long
Nocturnal sounds added to their curiosity 
As they explored each other in passion's song

Poem Details | by Cory Long |
Categories: funny, easter,

Tounge Twister

Eight elephants ate eight eggs on Easter in England with eighty eight elves.

Poem Details | by Barry Stebbings |
Categories: humorous,

Silly Sally

Silly Sally

     Silly Sally sat silently sifting sugar

     For Billy the baker to bake better buttered buns.

     But silly Sally smiled so seductively,

     Billy burnt the better butter buns he'd baked.

       Barry Stebbings

Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: birthday, humorous, life, time,

Many Unhappy Returns

It’s a work day
And it’s my Birthday
All the fours
Male menopause
A Grade - A
Gray Day
Life’s not designed
To be kind
Never mind – eh!

Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: funny, social, blue, blue,

Alliteration In B

The blue ball bounced against the rubber baby buggy bumper.
Bobby Brown’s bright blue blazer matched Betty’s blue bloomers.
Baseball is business blessed beyond belief.
Brook’s brother boiled beetle bugs for breakfast.
The bow of the boat blocked the big barge.
Bill’s barrel belly button bares birthday bacteria.
Baboons beam beautiful ballads for bitter berry bush butter.
Bonnie’s buttons battle the bulge.

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, sick,

Six Simpering Thick-Skinned Shifty Spinster Sisters

Six simpering thick-skinned shifty spinster sisters stiffly sit
Stitching sticky skid-marked scivvies of sixty sick stingy sailors.
Six sick from stitching scivvies of sixty sick scrimping sailors
Stickle over nickels; those insistent six thick-skinned spinster tailors!

For Joe Sandler's Tongue Twister Challenge Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: cat, humor,

Cat Calls - One Liner


The caterwauling cacophony of a cadre of cats copulating in a can.


submitted to – One liners five – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Silent One

Poem Details | by Onna Neechan |
Categories: humor,

Humorous A's

An Apple Across Acres Accordingly Accosted, Angelic Answers Awaits!

Poem Details | by Jen H. |
Categories: funny



Apples Ate Apes
Bananas Beat Bullies
Courage Conquers Cowards
Dolls Do Dances
Eggs Eat Everyone
Fears Freeze Fate
Grapes Greed Gold
Happiness Holds Hearts 
Ignorance Is Irregular
Jack Joy Jill
Kicking Kangaroos KO
Liquor Likes Laziness
Mayhem Makes Merry
No-one Nails Notes
Oranges Omit Oats
People Pretend Peace
Quiz Quails Quickly
Royalty Raids Rome
Soccer Soars Skies
Teddies Turned Terrible
Umbrellas Unite Uglies 
Very Violent Violets  
We Win Worlds
X-mas Xeroxes X-ray's
Yelling Yoda's Young
Zany Zebras Zap

When... ABC met Me...

Poem Details | by A.E. Rivenbark |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Poppy Parrot

Poppy the parrot

Picked pus from a pimple’s peak

but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole

Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak

Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole

and pecks popcorn and crumbs all week

Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: animal, giggle,

Betty Boops Beaver

Betty Boop’s Beaver

The brazen Billy Bailey,
could be such a bad bad boy.
One day he bopped a beaver 
who was busy working by the bay.
The beaver then bit Billy 
near the bottom of his butt.
The beaver’s big bright teeth,
left a big bright bleeding cut

Then poor bawling Billy Bailey,
was bouncing by the bay
Just as beautiful Betty Boop
was passing by his way
She said “It’s best not to bop beavers,
be a gentle boy instead.
Drop by my boudoir later
You can caress my beaver in my bed.”

December 12th 2020

For Eve Roper’s Alliteration contest

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: funny, seasons, visionary,

That Sneaky Santa {alliteration}

Sexy Sally saw Santa sneaking snacks
Cakes cookies coke cola  cold cuts
Belly bouncing busting buttons badly
Flop flop Fizz fizz  feeling full
looking like lazy lounge lizard
T.V. televised the terrible truth that
man made mistake mocking magic
while watching wild woman wander 

Happy Holidays To All


Poem Details | by Cynthia Alvez |
Categories: funny,

For the Fun of It

slight, shimmering, serene, silky, subdued, specks, swayed, strayed, staggered, shyly, drowning, desires delicated, pious, purety!