Humorous and funny Angel poems and/or funny poems about Angel. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Angel funny poems!
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
angel, bible, cheer up, funny, humorous,
Angel
calling from the bush
to a stuttering Moses
"H-h-h-ere I a-am," he said
and the voice replied:
"I have a mission for ya,
hope you like manna."
Written April 4th, 2016
For the Senryu on Angels Contest Hosted by Marvin Celestial
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting
Featherless Angels
How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes
Written by
Robert James Liguori
Categories:
angel,
Hilarious
I've sat down to write my poem,
But my pen ran out of ink.
So I used my pencil instead,
But I broke the lead.
So I write with crayons,
To try and rhyme...
But I'm really,
Running out of time.
So I lean on in to focus,
And I hear cracking from my chair...
With crayon and notepad,
I go flying in the air.
So I'm on the floor as I write,
But it's too dark, I need more light!
5-September-2021
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
angel, baby, child, child abuse, divorce, giggle
nerd dad
once a child with a rattle
enjoyed crawling around cattle
till its mother found out
and to her ex did shout
you lost your custody battle.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace
Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good
What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love
Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?
Written by
Michael Bassey Johnson
Categories:
angel, beauty, emotions, feelings, funny love, girlfriend
Lady Femme Fatale
I left, and crept to my room
And slept
I Wept
And Kept you in the haven of my soul like a pet.
Femme fatale
I will tell your tale
Till you sell me your soul.
You are so beautiful
So wicked
So charming.
Fickle you!
I adore your momentarily sweetness
And each and every slap on my numb cheek.
I know, deep down the unseen crevice of your heart,
Your love for me is powerful than Viagra
You are a beautiful nightmare,
So wicked
So charming
That everyone wants to see in their dreams.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
angel, humor,
- Nuns Having Fun -
Accept, the chastity and understanding of the spirit
A life in strict celibacy, ignore their sexual feelings
Frivolity, a path that leads straight to hell
Has God given them everything for nothing?
Disobedient nuns at the bar ... Irish Whiskey, thanks
26/08/2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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~ Five Lines- Poetry Contest ~
Sponsored by: Dear Heart
7th place in the contest
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
character, confusion, humor,
Angel Versus Devil
The angel said, "Show her how you care!"
But the devil produced a lewd stare
In just a while
She gave a smile
A happy her pappy didn't share!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
angel, funny, girlfriend,
With Slight Dementia
old man
retiring
with slight dementia
horny
with sturdy sled
and little to offer
looking for attractive
young female and/or male
with good body
compassionate
needing little
season greeting
send photo
off season
between
January and October
to Santa Claus
Saint Barts
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Angel Singing
Is it an angel that I hear singing?
Or is it tinnitus in my ears ringing?
The voice is so high
Its making me cry
It’s my underwear, it's tight and wringing
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
angel, humor,
Limerick: Once Our Senorita From Sevilla - 9
Limerick : Once our Senorita from Sevilla – 9
Once our Senorita from Sevilla
Lied about going to Colombia
Rivals said : You know why !
Others : Her life’s a lie !
Our Saint confessed lie in Iglésia !
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
america, angel, animal, atheist, funny, funny love
Goats
Goats...
They are funny creatures, little goats.
They make you laugh,
when the world
is not funny.
They know how to have fun,
in the sun...
of every
day.
We should learn more from animals.
They are better at living their lives,
then we are.
They know that the world
is full of miracles,
and have no reason
to fear the day.
We should take time to jump around,
and dance, and prance,
like reindeer in the snow,
or raccoons on the go.
Each wild thing,
closer to the maker,
and the earth-shaker,
than any other animal...
on two feet.
Written by
Andrew Fairchild
Categories:
angel, beauty, funny love, heart, lost love, love
Sonnet 36 'Ne'Er Was There Wife, Nor Love, More Pure Than Thou'
Ne'er was there wife, nor love, more Pure than Thou,
Spontaneously funny, innocent,
Heartfelt, who had no harm, nor malice -- how
Delightful, every hour with you I spent!
In earnest, clean, your thoughts and motives were,
Imperfect, and impatient, willful, strong!
As lovely, purple lilies in wind stir,
But not as lovely, the impatient gong
That called you to Ascend the Crystal Stair.
Ne'er were there eyes as clear, dark, twinkling, 'mused
Nor hair as thick, soft, full as flax - despair
Encloses me like dark about me fused,
When I remember you have upward gone,
Yet all these gifts burst in my heart, like song!
3/20/2019
Written by
Jerry Swana
Categories:
angel, funny, giggle, humor,
Angels' Tears Make Miracles
Was it is our responsibility?
To be guardians of mankind.
Monsters of sin, lies and distrust
The first time I wept upon LORD's first born son.
A martyr to serve in search of salvation,
faces attraction of faith and battle temptation.
If sacrificing oneself leads to a paradise,
Rewards are worth the roll of dice.
The Saviors screams were heard loudly by spectators barring witness
Still faintly ears heard them off in the distance
I've been an angel since the beginning of time,
when sins committed were sincerely forgiven.
Now I weep for all that no longer need my guidance,
Perhaps I'll diminish during the advancement of science.
Written by
Kristi Hayner
Categories:
funny, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, mystery
Patience #30 Angel Card
not a natural
has to be thought out and planned
who has time for that!?!?!?
Written by
Lew Jay
Categories:
angel, anger, friend, funny, grandfather, grief
Willow
Here lies my old pal Michael,
His spirit set free by wind,
because the storm which kicked his bucket,
trapped the poor old git within,
A Scotsman by his name,
and a carpenter by trade,
should of built yourself s door mate,
to stop the barn which caved you in.
I love you Bic.
Written by
Jim Healey
Categories:
angel, christmas, humor,
Christmas Angels
The heavenly angels of long ago
all sang very beautifully, you know.
On that first Christmas night,
they sang while in flight.
Shepherds said it was a heck of a show.
Those heavenly angels of long ago
all emitted an ethereal glow.
In the Christmas story,
they sang to God's glory;
the weather was said to be chilly though!
Written by
Jeremy Street
Categories:
angel, baby, funny, love,
Ooops, Six Spooks In a Coup, De Grace
Embolden they, marching hand in hand a unison
Determined to bring down his child; Nero, Pharaoh and her
Sparrow trailed closely by their three little pigs ? Baby playing amid love's
Innocent crib unaware these, daemonicia noses pressed unto destiny's forte glass ?
Licking time's panes premogenitor's werewolves her full moon: crimson, begins it's howl
Hunch'back hallways imploding doors splintered eyes the battle cry ~ Charge....
....Bobby, juggling his infant giggling.
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
daughter, family, father, children, funny, happiness
Toothless Angel, Mary Grace
Mystifying, magical melody
your first laughter is to me;
As blissful and as joyful as bliss
and joy can ever be;
Really you're much too young
to even smile, my dear;
Your lilting giggles, such
soothing music to my ear.
Gleefully you pinch my nose,
grab my hair, you little rose;
Readily you enchant me with
that toothless angel's smile;
And you bounce mirthfully
up and down my tummy;
Clapping small hands, innocent
eyes that let me see;
Eyes that mirror love for life,
for you from mom and me.
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
1st grade, angel, chocolate, cute love, games, giggle
Break
Break
Daybreak
Summer break,
Winter break...
Fall.
Heartache
Mistake
Awake
Don't be fake...
Life is at stake.
Make a difference,
and then, eat cake
for goodness sake.
Written by
Nikhileswari Swaminathan
Categories:
age, angel, emotions, encouraging, giggle, green
My Other Half Infact a Better Half
my other half- infact a better half
my other half, a better half,
both poles apart as habits do,
I a poor eater, he the great,
a firm believe in the words of the wise,
breakfast like a king,
lunch like a prince,
and dinner like a pauper.
and me believes in just one thing
eat to survive
still the day am unwell, he adjust to a mere oat bowl.
well isn't this love,want to tell
the list goes,so on and so forth.
Written by
Julian Scutts
Categories:
funny love, irony, relationship,
My Love Is Like An Angel
My love is like an angel.
Her eyes are bright and blue.
Her hanging locks are golden,
but is her heart so too?
When shall my arms next clutch her?
At the rising of the sun?
Or when the full moon glimmers
ere the course of day has run?
To this I have no answer,
and now is darkest night.
The star of eve and morning
eludes my powers of sight.
Behold! There looms a rose-bush,
which is budding in the gloom.
May yet that knave named Jack Frost
snatch summer's scarlet bloom?
My love is like an angel,
but one who rarely sings.
She finds new perches easily
thanks to her fluffy wings
Written by
Philip Royle
Categories:
angel, death, fantasy, humor, nonsense,
The Afterlife
There are several sides to this story?
Choose which one suits you
I was once with the living and breathing
Now, I’ve moved out of view
I thought my passing was final
My time as a mortal, ran out
I followed the light to eternity
Where my existence is now quite devout
Once a worldly joker
The afterlife offers me more
I amuse myself with skulduggery
And cause havoc wherever I explore
Life has many dimensions
Take it from me…… there are more than two!
That’s why my mischief and trickery
Will include the odd visit too you!!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
angel, flying, for teens, funny, giggle, humor
fallen angel
this is the story of dowd
famished though inside a cloud
yearned for a toaster
found him a poster
sorry no dining allowed.
Written by
Sushma A. Singh
Categories:
age, angel, best friend, giggle, girl,
Girls
Graceful little angels
Giggling for no reason
Glued to shimmery wings
Glide through flowing seasons
Gems to behold and keep
Grow up too soon into
Gorgeous young ladies!
PleiadesG contest
30th Nov 2016