Humorous and funny Apples poems and/or funny poems about Apples. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Apples funny poems!
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
food, funny
Apples - Multiple Haiku
It bounced off the truck
And then rolled down the highway
Apple turnover
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How 'bout them apples
When Jonathan McIntosh
Won the spelling bee
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Apple of my eye
Jenny had the sweetest smile
For another guy
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Right down to the core
When that apple crossed the plate
An infield dribble
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Just one little hole
In that shiny red apple
Just one little worm
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Written by
Alozor Michael Ikechukwu
Categories:
africa, betrayal, humor, humorous, murder,
Apples On Our Rock
There once reigned a great king on our Rock
Who dared the West and defied their bloc
Dark shades, face of a frown
Short brute so wanted down
Down, oriental appples on our Rock.
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
art, food, funny,
A Poem About Apples With a Title Longer Than the Poem Itself
apples.
Fruit for thought!
Written by
G. Jay
Categories:
humor, men, moon, woman,
Moonlight Delight, Bananas and Apples
“P recise Aurora
A sea of fertility
S haring the lunar cow flown
S ince God only knows
U nknown the core could be cheese"
S urmised the Man in the moon
"P resently Luna
A sea of storms, clouds, showers
S haring that has become known
S upreme only knows
U nbeknown how much gold there be"
S poke the Lady in the moon
9/6/2017 Updated 5/14/2019
Written by
Gayle Rodd
Categories:
funny love,
How Do You Like Them Apples
Oh looky here so fine tonight
Look what the cat dragged in!
I gotta say your timing’s right
Didn’t think you’d show again
To what do I owe this pleasure?
Were ya just in the neighborhood?
I’ve been hangin’ on forever
Though I didn’t know if I should
This one sided love is vicious
I ‘got SUCH a mad crush on you!
I admit I’m a bit suspicious
Ya just ‘showin’ up ‘outta the blue’
I don’t wantcha to think I’m ungrateful
I’ll take all I can get with you
So “ how do ya like them apples?”
Oh _______ please tell me you do!
Written by
Natalie Lekang
Categories:
funny, introspection, philosophy, people, me, people,
Apples and Oranges
Apples and oranges,
Who would have thought that such unimportant things,
Can stir such a controversy,
Who know people are willing to argue over such simple things,
Well me of course, but I do not count,
I am the the one who says the sky is purple, or green depending on my mood,
That no one catches on makes me smile.
but people get into such arguements on their own with no prodding,
So I see my little deception has no significant diffrence except maybe to make
people think,
Thinking is good,
but so few actually do it,
Spitting out drivel just because it was spoken before,
A long lost talent that sjould be ressurected and brought to the light.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
appreciation, child, cute, funny, happiness,
Apples Life
May God hear my prayer
That I achieve my goals today
I buff up my chest
In hope you find me the juiciest
And swallow me whole
My seeds will flourish
For I am about to commit suicide
In the name of God
I look forward to my heaven
As a grown up apple tree
Written by
Greg Halligan
Categories:
funny, happiness, imagination,
Good Apples(0de To)
I like good apples
No worms please
A red one
A green one
But please,
not a purple one
That’s a plum… I think
Crunchy & juicy
Juicy & crunchy
Sorry mr. Teacher
This one’s mine
You can’t have it
Get your own
I love my apples
Crunchy, crunchy, crunchy
Leave my apple alone!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
Footle..Apples
Apples
Adam
Had'm
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, food, funny love, insect,
Bee's Making Love To Apples-
Have you seen, have you ever seen an apple;
Make sweet love to a honey bee;
Before you see;
It's beautiful ;
The insertion;
of it's proboscis,
In the Apple's mesocarp-endocarp heart;
Kissing it!
Absorbing it!
Ooh, ahh, yum!
Delicious juices;
Sap so precious;
Ooh, so delicious;
Vitamins B's high amount of C's blessed;
Sweet Anthophila
Kisses and loves Malus Domestica;
Ooh, yum my darling, (sweet)
5/15/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
Written by
Jessica Wheeler
Categories:
daughter, family, fun, funny, growing up,
Pics and Apples
A lovely family outing
on an apple orchard roam
It's not a place for shouting
or for staring at one's phone
The autumn breeze is blowing
and the scenery, divine
if one more text, I'm going
to just make her iPhone mine
If dearest, darling daughter
cannot put her cell away
then into the river water
it may take a dip today
My warnings are not sticking
one more selfie, we might grapple
and with all this Apple Pic’ng
she’s not picked a single apple!
Written by
Robert Morley
Categories:
humor,
Crisp Apples
For my loves breast,
Are like crisp apples,
So ripe,
So firm,
and so delicious,
For I'm am like a farmer,
That can't wait too taste them.