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august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
conflict, film, humorous, music, poetry, technology, universe,
Near Earth Objects
NASA watches sky
Asteroids whiz by
It's About Time
`Crazy Rich Asians'
Exceeding all expectations
Unicorn float stuck
Unicorn startups' luck
Truth Isn't Truth
"Truth isn't truth"
Message for youth?
Creator robot burger
Fad or future?
Oui Oui No No
Public urinals conceived
Paris residents peeved
Take It To The Limit
Eagles Greatest Hits
Most platinum certificates
humorous, journey, wind,
I didn’t want to make a great fuss
When Fred sat beside me on the bus
A great stink did appear -
T’was expelled from his rear
I went green and started to cuss
I thought it would be indiscreet
If I upped and went to swap seat
He kept passing out gas
From his windy fat *** ...
(It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!)
No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday
... I don't have smelly feet
17th August 2016
august, funny, imagery, inspiration, poetry,
Love to play hockey
drink bottles of ice cold beer
Where's the bacon. Eh?
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
august, humor, nature,
Dried roots they toil
Reaching to quench their thirst
Extinguish the fire
Burning up higher
Late summer sun is perverse
Scorching the painting
The Rembrandt of spring created
Melt and flutter
As the canvas is slowly cremated
Responds to recover
Mindfully saving the pieces
Wisely stitches together
For coming cold weather
A blanket to warm her cold feet with
an original poem by the Poemdog Daniel Turner
Minister Jenna Williams
children, how i feel, humor,
It's thundering, it's lightning
The old man thinks it's fright'ning!
He crawled under the bed
And bumped his head
And went to sleep instead!
This Eighth Month of August
By Franklin Price
This eighth month of August is very august
In the middle of Summer the AC's a must
If you have it in your house, it's working I trust
If not, open you're windows, put up with the dust
Now you're upset and maybe have cussed
Call the repair man he'll get there or bust
He'll soon have it working, you'll be sorry you fussed
Cool down with a cold one or your dry throat will rust
august, desire, humorous, life,
My first wish is to remain fit and healthy
I’ve no desire to be famous or wealthy
With good health then you are truly rich
I hope my wish does not sound too kitsch!
How I wish that my tummy was flat
It’s humongous with rolls of pink fat
It reminds me of a huge wobbly jelly
I’d dearly love to get rid of my belly!
My greatest wish is to be a grandma
It’s a shame that my son lives so far
A grandchild would be a dream come true
I could have fun as many grandma's do!
Three Wishes Contest
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw
James Edward Lee Sr.
analogy, candy, child, funny,
Ate all the candy
That he got in July
All the chocolates, peanuts and taffy
Ate it up all gone, nothing left for October???
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018
people, social, wedding, funny, august, funny,
It’s been a funny summer, June
skipped into August and was gone.
How did we miss that afternoon?
It’s been a funny summer. June
just packed her bags. No honeymoon.
The whole production overdrawn,
it’s been one funny summer. June
skipped into August and is gone.
appreciation, assonance, august, feelings, first love, friend, funny love,
To all that these my words can reach
The weak, the strong, the poor, the rich
I want to let it known today
That I have met a sunny day
She’s light in all symbolic sense
Brighter than the florescence
She’s perfect beyond reasoning
She needs no other lighting
A day has never been this bright
And I have never seen such light
In all my wandering days on earth
I’ve never met such day from birth
And now, to whom it may concern
I want to no longer pretend
You are to me a sunny day
So call me when you get this bae.
Written by Kanu Ekpezu
11th grade, august, boyfriend, fun, humor, teen,
They say they run in packs
with the mighty unicorn.
The stories bridge the boundary
between faith and Internet p0rn.
Oh, the elusive boyfriend.
I thought I’d hidden one in the closet,
but I rummaged top to bottom
then remembered - argh! -
I lost him last August!
August’s coming to bring extreme heat
It even burns the bottom of my feet
Need ice packs just to cool down
I start taking it around
To show that the heat has reached its peak
august, business, celebration, desire, humor, lust, romance,
Summer is the perfect time to explore
and visit Miss Lenore from Lahore
when you come ashore
To Saint Livermore
Check into the hotel Montefiore
If you want to score
with Lenore from Lahore.
Just knock on her door
She will make you roar and sore
And cry for more
I heard a rumor
Nancy Pelosi has a tumor
~ Where is your sense of humor
Evelyn Judy Buehler
august, fear, food, humor, summer,
The tea party guests were warmly welcomed,
By Frankenstein and his just-married bride.
All their nearest new neighbors had come,
To their quaint estate in the countryside.
The refreshments were utterly delectable,
The cakes and cookies so moist and sweet;
But unease among the guests was detectable,
Lending chills to the golden August heat!
Host and hostess were witty and charming,
But there were stitches upon her forehead;
And the screws in his skull were alarming-
Pale excuses were made ere the guests fled!
Written just for fun, and not for the contest
anxiety, fire, humorous, introspection, metaphor, storm, summer,
If you think July is bad,
Perhaps you have forgot.
There’s no relief in August.
It’s really just as hot.
Even if you like the heat,
There’s just no celebration.
Unless you care to celebrate,
That most are on vacation.
There’s no relief in August.
You’d think you’re close to fall.
But as you bake the days away,
It’s not that close at all.
Hot does not mean always dry.
Sometimes we’ll get a storm.
But afterwards, the humid air,
Will cause the gnats to swarm.
Counting down the sweltered days,
And hours that we log.
There’s no relief in August.
Those summer days of dog.