Funny Poems About August or August Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,


Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: conflict, film, humorous, music, poetry, technology, universe,

Six-Word Couplet Series -August 2018

Near Earth Objects
NASA watches sky
Asteroids whiz by

It's About Time
`Crazy Rich Asians'
Exceeding all expectations

Chasing Unicorns
Unicorn float stuck
Unicorn startups' luck

Truth Isn't Truth
"Truth isn't truth"
Message for youth?

Culinary Robotics
Creator robot burger
Fad or future?

Oui Oui No No
Public urinals conceived
Paris residents peeved

Take It To The Limit
Eagles Greatest Hits
Most platinum certificates

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, journey, wind,


I didn’t want to make a great fuss When Fred sat beside me on the bus A great stink did appear - T’was expelled from his rear I went green and started to cuss I thought it would be indiscreet If I upped and went to swap seat He kept passing out gas From his windy fat *** ... (It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!) No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday ... I don't have smelly feet 17th August 2016

Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: august, funny, imagery, inspiration, poetry,

Canadians -Senryu-

Love to play hockey drink bottles of ice cold beer Where's the bacon. Eh? Copyright © Cynthia Jones Aug.24/2004

Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: august, humor, nature,


Impregnable soil
Dried roots they toil
Reaching to quench their thirst
Extinguish the fire
Burning up higher
Late summer sun is perverse
Scorching the painting
Left remaining
The Rembrandt of spring created
Panoramic colors
Melt and flutter
As the canvas is slowly cremated
Naturally Mother
Responds to recover
Mindfully saving the pieces
Wisely stitches together
For coming cold weather
A blanket to warm her cold feet with

   an original poem by the Poemdog Daniel Turner

Poem Details | by Minister Jenna Williams |
Categories: children, how i feel, humor,

August 6, 2015

It's thundering, it's lightning
The old man thinks it's fright'ning!
He crawled under the bed
And bumped his head
And went to sleep instead!

Poem Details | by Franklin Price |
Categories: august, humor,

The Eighth Month of August

This Eighth Month of August
By Franklin Price

This eighth month of August is very august
In the middle of Summer the AC's a must
If you have it in your house, it's working I trust
If not, open you're windows, put up with the dust
Now you're upset and maybe have cussed
Call the repair man he'll get there or bust
He'll soon have it working, you'll be sorry you fussed
Cool down with a cold  one or your dry throat will rust

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: august, desire, humorous, life,


My first wish is to remain fit and healthy I’ve no desire to be famous or wealthy With good health then you are truly rich I hope my wish does not sound too kitsch! How I wish that my tummy was flat It’s humongous with rolls of pink fat It reminds me of a huge wobbly jelly I’d dearly love to get rid of my belly! My greatest wish is to be a grandma It’s a shame that my son lives so far A grandchild would be a dream come true I could have fun as many grandma's do! Three Wishes Contest Sponsored by Kevin Shaw 10/24/18

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: analogy, candy, child, funny,



August Andy
Ate all the candy
That he got in July

All the chocolates, peanuts and taffy
Ate it up all gone, nothing left for October???

Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018

Poem Details | by Taylor Graham |
Categories: people, social, wedding, funny, august, funny,

Her Wedding

It’s been a funny summer, June
skipped into August and was gone.
How did we miss that afternoon?
It’s been a funny summer. June
just packed her bags. No honeymoon.
The whole production overdrawn,
it’s been one funny summer. June
skipped into August and is gone.

Poem Details | by Kanu Ekpezu |
Categories: appreciation, assonance, august, feelings, first love, friend, funny love,


To all that these my words can reach
The weak, the strong, the poor, the rich
I want to let it known today
That I have met a sunny day

She’s light in all symbolic sense
Brighter than the florescence
She’s perfect beyond reasoning
She needs no other lighting

A day has never been this bright
And I have never seen such light
In all my wandering days on earth
I’ve never met such day from birth

And now, to whom it may concern
I want to no longer pretend
You are to me a sunny day
So call me when you get this bae.

Written by Kanu Ekpezu

Poem Details | by Anais vionet |
Categories: 11th grade, august, boyfriend, fun, humor, teen,

the closet

They say they run in packs
with the mighty unicorn.
The stories bridge the boundary
between faith and Internet p0rn.

Oh, the elusive boyfriend.

I thought I’d hidden one in the closet,
but I rummaged top to bottom
then remembered - argh! - 
I lost him last August!

Poem Details | by Daisy Ward |
Categories: humor,


August’s coming to bring extreme heat
It even burns the bottom of my feet
Need ice packs just to cool down
I start taking it around
To show that the heat has reached its peak

Poem Details | by mike roberts |
Categories: august, business, celebration, desire, humor, lust, romance,

Lenore from Lahore

Summer is the perfect time to explore 
and visit Miss Lenore from Lahore
when you come ashore 
To Saint Livermore 
Check into the hotel Montefiore 
If you want to score 
with Lenore from Lahore.
Just knock on her door
She will make you roar and sore 
And cry for more

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humor, satire,

August Offensive

I heard a rumor

Nancy Pelosi has a tumor

  ~ Where is your sense of humor

Poem Details | by Evelyn Judy Buehler |
Categories: august, fear, food, humor, summer,

Summer Thrills and Chills

The tea party guests were warmly welcomed,
By Frankenstein and his just-married bride.
All their nearest new neighbors had come,
To their quaint estate in the countryside.

The refreshments were utterly delectable,
The cakes and cookies so moist and sweet;
But unease among the guests was detectable,
Lending chills to the golden August heat!

Host and hostess were witty and charming,
But there were stitches upon her forehead;
And the screws in his skull were alarming-
Pale excuses were made ere the guests fled!

Written just for fun, and not for the contest

Poem Details | by JD Maxwell |
Categories: anxiety, fire, humorous, introspection, metaphor, storm, summer,

No Relief in August

If you think July is bad,
Perhaps you have forgot.
There’s no relief in August.
It’s really just as hot.

Even if you like the heat,
There’s just no celebration.
Unless you care to celebrate,
That most are on vacation.

There’s no relief in August.
You’d think you’re close to fall.
But as you bake the days away,
It’s not that close at all.

Hot does not mean always dry.
Sometimes we’ll get a storm.
But afterwards, the humid air,
Will cause the gnats to swarm.

Counting down the sweltered days,
And hours that we log.
There’s no relief in August.
Those summer days of dog.