Humorous and funny Australian poems and/or funny poems about Australian. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Australian funny poems!
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
depression, friendship, funny, love, nostalgia, places
Quadruple Limerick-The Australian Dingo
I raised an Australian dingo,
no name came to mind but Ringo;
he jumped on me,
ripped my clothes daily...
it costed me plenty of money!
Only once I left him alone;
good grief... my furniture was torn!
Oh, should I be mad...
or be kind instead?
I'll sleep over it for tonight!
All Ringo did was run, bark and howl,
mistaking a small cat for an owl;
They took him away
to the zoo today;
he'll whimper form his cage, not rest!
I'll take him back, lest he behaves;
his lesson he'll learn: good manners!
Now, Ringo just stares
to earn forgiveness...
it's fun to play with him and laugh!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
funny love, games, kiss,
The Australian Kiss
Have you heard of a brand new bliss
An Australian Kiss is the wonder
It's just exactly like a French kiss
Except for the fact it's "down under"
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny
Australian Tour
On my bike, fifteen gears by derailleur
I set off on my trip round Australia
But the weather was hot
Blisters grew on my bot
So the journey became quite a failure
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fate, gender, heaven, humor, identity, language
They Speak Australian In Heaven
There I was standing at the Pearly Gates
I was so excited to learn my fate
First, they sat me down
On my head a crown
Then the question ~ What are your pronouns, mate?!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
An Australian Pug
An Australian pug so loves prawn
she could munch it from evening ‘till dawn
It’s called shrimp, silly Aussie
yaps a Yank borzoi quite bossy
But being good mates, their anger’s long gone