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Poem Details | by
Brian Magness |
Categories:
animals, funny, nature
I go to church and say amen once a week
But in my boat and in my spot
I am much more patient, quiet, and meek
I toss my line it’s just the right shot!!
Again, I will say amen as the bass does grin a lot.
Written for contest Anagrammatically Speaking
Brian Magness
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, mother son, mothers day,
mothers day pilot pam bass
feeling a bit bored and crass
flew east in a wink
right into the drink
losing her sons boarding pass.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
funny,
Words are strange when first letters are switched
Such as “bice noobies” our life is enriched
Sing along with “Bony Tennet” we resort
Wearing “Talse Feeth” and “Shockey Jorts”
If I lost you along the way, I'm a “bon of a sitch”
Poem Details | by
Mike Hauser |
Categories:
humor, sad,
Everything now is bass ackwards
Nothing is the same
Up is down, in is out
Early is now late
Where we end at the beginning
Right out the starting gate
Tomorrow is the day before
And the day before was yesterday
All that's left in what was right
Is not so clearly seen
What was once considered outside
Is now the in between
What used to pass for happy
Now comes off more than sad
And every day of the week
Is like a Wednesday night gone bad
We could talk about it
But what is there to say
When everything is bass ackwards
And it's sure to stay that way