Humorous and funny Manqabat poems and/or funny poems about Manqabat. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Manqabat funny poems!
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
baseball, humor, murder, parody, satire, song, sports,
Ode To My Barbed Wire-Wrapped Baseball Bat
Take me out to the kill people game
Turn me loose on the crowd
Give me some kidneys and backs to crack
I don't care who it is I attack
Let me bash, bash, bash as they scream loud
If they don't die it's a shame
Cuz it's one, two, three strikes you're dead
In the old kill people game.
Written by
Shane Solomon
Categories:
funny
Riddle Me This Riddle Me That the Amazing Riddles of Fraidy Bat
The " Fraidy" bat flew high away
The "Fraidy"bat said he hated night more than day
I asked him why things were so,
He told me of the time he was molested by a moth named "Bo"
My ears were so violated by what I heard, I didn't know what to say
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
animals, funny, people, cousin,
Some Conceited Bat
The rat to the bat: " Sir, up close
you look almost like a rat
so, I'd want to call you cousin,
if you don't mind being that."
The bat to the rat: "No way, impudent
rodent, you're so crass
denizen of the foul gutter,
you're without a touch of class,
" listen, presumptuous fool, I swoop,
you creep, you crawl, I fly
in evolution's totem pole,
you're down below, I'm way up high
" I'm first cousin of the larks,
you're brother of the ticks and gnats
remember this, angels are to humans
as bats are to rats."
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Again Off the Bat
Again Off the Bat
Again, another thought came off the bat;
Trump has truly become a spoiled brat;
What he wanted to him was always given;
Never desired poor behavior to be forgiven,
And both his body and lip sure seem so fat.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor,
Critterature: The Bat, a Natural Curiosity
In the natural world the bat is an anomaly,
For it seems to me that neither bird nor beast is he.
He can fairly fly, but lays no eggs,
Can barely crawl, he has no legs,
And yet this little guy's been able
To inspire an opera*, films**, a fable***.
Though his identity's unstable,
For some he's acquired of Muse the label,
And for that I must admire his versatility.
*"Die Fledermaus"
**Any one of hundreds of vampire movies
***One of Aesop's
Author's Note: This is a little early, but Happy Halloween, PS.
Written by
Kai Bredwell
Categories:
animal, funny,
The Bat
One time a bat hit a door.
The bat then fell on the floor.
It shook out its wings,
Tried to gather its things,
But couldn't; its eyesight was poor.
Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Cricket Bat
Cricket Bat
My old cricket bat stores all the
divisions of
geological time.
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humorous,
The Bat
The bat searched around for blood
And ends up biting a stud
He became so cool
That he broke every rule
So, the bat king tossed him into the mud