Funny Poems About Manqabat or Manqabat Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Manqabat poems and/or funny poems about Manqabat. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Manqabat funny poems!

Written by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories: baseball, humor, murder, parody, satire, song, sports,

Ode To My Barbed Wire-Wrapped Baseball Bat

Take me out to the kill people game
Turn me loose on the crowd
Give me some kidneys and backs to crack
I don't care who it is I attack
Let me bash, bash, bash as they scream loud
If they don't die it's a shame
Cuz it's one, two, three strikes you're dead
In the old kill people game.

Written by Shane Solomon
Categories: funny

Riddle Me This Riddle Me That the Amazing Riddles of Fraidy Bat

The " Fraidy" bat flew high away
The "Fraidy"bat said he hated night more than day
I asked him why things were so,
He told me of the time he was molested by a moth named "Bo"
My ears were so violated by what I heard, I didn't know what to say


Written by Romeo Naces
Categories: animals, funny, people, cousin,

Some Conceited Bat

The rat to the bat: " Sir, up close 
      you look almost like a rat
            so, I'd want to call you cousin, 
                  if you don't mind being that."

The bat to the rat: "No way, impudent
      rodent, you're so crass
            denizen of the foul gutter,
                  you're without a touch of class,

" listen, presumptuous fool, I swoop, 
      you creep, you crawl, I fly
            in evolution's totem pole,
                  you're down below, I'm way up high

" I'm first cousin of the larks,
      you're brother of the ticks and gnats
            remember this, angels are to humans
                  as bats are to rats."

Written by James Horn
Categories: allegory, analogy, humorous,

Again Off the Bat

Again Off the Bat

Again, another thought came off the bat;
Trump has truly become a spoiled brat;
What he wanted to him was always given;
Never desired poor behavior to be forgiven,
And both his body and lip sure seem so fat.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet

Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor,

Critterature: The Bat, a Natural Curiosity

In the natural world the bat is an anomaly,
For it seems to me that neither bird nor beast is he.
He can fairly fly, but lays no eggs,
Can barely crawl, he has no legs,
And yet this little guy's been able
To inspire an opera*, films**, a fable***.
Though his identity's unstable,
For some he's acquired of Muse the label,
And for that I must admire his versatility.

*"Die Fledermaus"
**Any one of hundreds of vampire movies
***One of Aesop's

Author's Note: This is a little early, but Happy Halloween, PS.


Written by Kai Bredwell
Categories: animal, funny,

The Bat

One time a bat hit a door.
The bat then fell on the floor.
It shook out its wings,
Tried to gather its things,
But couldn't; its eyesight was poor.

Written by Matthew Herfurth
Categories: humor,

Cricket Bat

Cricket Bat	

My old cricket bat stores all the 
divisions of 
geological time.

Written by Daisy Ward
Categories: humorous,

The Bat

The bat searched around for blood
And ends up biting a stud
He became so cool
That he broke every rule
So, the bat king tossed him into the mud