Humorous and funny Bathroom poems and/or funny poems about Bathroom. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bathroom funny poems!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Don'T Ask To Go To the Bathroom
Previously entitled: "Rules are Not Always Cool"
Silly Jilly could not break the rule:
Stay in class during tests at the school.
Soon each test-taking kid
could all smell what she did
in her pants! Rules are not always cool!
by Andrea Dietrich
For PD's Pooping Contest:
Category: Don't ask to go to the bathroom!
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
fun, funny, music,
A Bathroom Pantoum
Antonio a tenor's ring,
in the bathroom he would sing
Gilbert and Sullivan was his thing,
oft he'd sound this manly zing,
in the bathroom he would: sing!
all his music he would bring,
oft he'd sound; this manly zing!
the kitchen staff could hear him sing,
all his; music he would bring.
Gilbert and Sullivan was his thing?
the kitchen staff could. Hear him sing!
Antonio: a tenor's ring.
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Boredom In the Bathroom
The greatest relief
in life, the convenience
of a newspaper.
© Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Angie Sharp
Categories:
funny, life, places
The Bathroom
An empty tube of toothpaste
lies desolate upon the bathroom sink.
While fragrant bars of dyed soap
turn the filthy skin a healthy pink.
A roll of soft, white toilet paper
sits silently beside the colored tile.
Two fuzzy towels cover a naked bar,
waiting to join the dirty clothes pile.
The silver mouth of the quiet faucet
vomits a refreshing liquid gold.
And the ugly, worn handles beside it
lose their printed directions of hot and cold.
The bathroom's a highway for human traffic,
and the floor feels the warmth of mortal feet.
But the busiest place within this room
is often the throne of the toilet seat.
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
The Bathroom Poem
I gotta Pee!
Written by
Patrick Guffey
Categories:
funny,
Bathroom Humor
here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to poop
but only farted
they paint these walls
to hide my den
the s**t house bandit strikes again
both poems was written by Patrick Guffey
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Sliding Under a Bathroom Stall
if you are finicky or squeamish at all
do not crawl under that locked bathroom stall.
You never know what you will find on the ugly floor
crusty dried feces and urine, other awful stuff galore
if you are the one who locked it and slid out of the way
know that we custodians kind of despise you today.
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, funny, mystery,
Bathroom Window
He came in thru the bathroom window,
No good intentions had he,
I was sleeping noisily,
In the next room, you see
I might'a been murdered,
I was to be robbed,
But he wasn't too bright,
At least not that night,
All he got for his troubles
Was very soapy bubbles,
Yeah, this clown was quite a dope,
Cause all he stole was a bar of soap!!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor,
Men's Bathroom 101
(To the tune of
--'You're in the army now')
You're in the bathroom stall
The writing on the wall
Says she's a witch
There must be a glitch
~With her, you'd had a ball!