Humorous and funny Batman poems and/or funny poems about Batman. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Batman funny poems!
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Batman Underwear
I am a super hero
In my batman underwear
No villain would ever cross me
They simply wouldn't dare
I used to be a Superman
But they somehow got a hole
It had to be some kryptonite
Just saying, so you'll know
I was even the Lone Ranger
Back when I was three
But mom needed to sweep the porch
So she stole my horse from me
And one time I was He-Man
Just because the underwear fit
Did I hear somebody laughing?
I think you better quit
There's nothing wrong with underwear
With a hero on the back
Cause if he can survive my butt
He can handle any attack
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Batman and Robin
Batman and Robin were done!
Out cold, on a road, via stun-gun!
- ‘long came a truck
- both of them struck
Now it’s just: “Flatman” and “Ribbon”
5/17/2014
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, funny, history, imagination, passion, halloween,
Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman { Cinquain }
Batman
Cape crusader
Batcave Batmobile Pole
Zapping Banging Powing Action
BruceWayne
Happy Halloween All
Boooooooo LOL
Tribute To
Batman And Robin
Adam West Burt Ward
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
confusion, film, funny, humor, humorous, irony, violence,
Batman and Robin
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin hit the Joker
But their blow was only a croaker
The Joker hit back
But instead hit Jack
Who said "I'm glad, the Joker's an smoker!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Written by
Wandering Butterfly
Categories:
childhood, funny, imagination, mystery
Anagram- - Batman Alder Rim
Secret Identity, covered face
and my thoughts begin to drain
I wander who the real Batman is
Is his name really Bruce Wayne?
His real ID kept secret
So we should recieve
All possibilities of who he could be,
Including ones we don't perceive
So now we have a Mystery
Let's put Batman on a brim
Bruce Wayne is his "secret secret" ID
Batman, for real, is Alder Rim
~*Miranda Lambert*~
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
hero, humorous,
If I Am a Batman
if I am a Batman I will make all tinsel town guys bite the dust
August 30, 2020
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