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Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: dog, funny,

Regal Beagle

There once was an Arkansas beagle
Though quite common, registered legal
But when it would rain
The throne he would reign
As if thinking himself so regal

   Feb 18 2016  an original poem by the "poemdog" Daniel Turner

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: adventure, animal, dog, flying, humor, silly, word play,

Boris the Beagle

Boris the Beagle

This is the story of Boris the Beagle, 
Fearless and brave like Eddie the Eagle. 
Ski jumps, sky dives, death defying dare,
Hang gliding stunts, spinning in the air. 
High speed zip wire, Boris on the line, 
Jumping off a bridge into the brine.   
Planning a wing walk over the sea, 
Strapped to a plane, how brave is he? 
Bungee jumping down Niagara Falls, 
Our Beagle abseils, skyscraper walls. 
Invited to perform at the Royal Variety show,
But he’s flying with the Red Arrows, 
So, unfortunately can’t go. 

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: humorous,


i wish i was a beagle long fat and always legal no hunting creatures I'd change those features a king of dogs most regal
5/2/18 I wish I was a - Poetry Contest, sponsored by Viv Wigley

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Jazz Loving Beagle

A jazz loving beagle in Fairfax
digs Dizzy and Miles to the max
But it’s now hip-hop and punk
No more groovin’ to Monk
He visits neighbors just to relax

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Lazy Beagle

A lazy beagle who lives in Merced
won’t budge ‘till it’s time to be fed
When his owner shouts: Stay!
she barks: You’re so Type-A!
Then walks off and goes back to bed