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Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: animal, giggle,

Betty Boops Beaver

Betty Boop’s Beaver

The brazen Billy Bailey,
could be such a bad bad boy.
One day he bopped a beaver 
who was busy working by the bay.
The beaver then bit Billy 
near the bottom of his butt.
The beaver’s big bright teeth,
left a big bright bleeding cut

Then poor bawling Billy Bailey,
was bouncing by the bay
Just as beautiful Betty Boop
was passing by his way
She said “It’s best not to bop beavers,
be a gentle boy instead.
Drop by my boudoir later
You can caress my beaver in my bed.”

December 12th 2020

For Eve Roper’s Alliteration contest

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, children, funny,

Busy Beaver

If I should come upon a beaver,
I would be inclined to leave her,
There, busily working on her dam.
Because I've seen her cut a tree,
And if I make her mad at me,
I might wind up much shorter than I am.

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: age, celebrity, confusion, family, grandfather, humor, words,

Sigourney's Beaver

"Eh?  Sigourney's Beaver?"
Grandad's hard of hearing
"Weaver, Grandad, Weaver"
Deafness.  How endearing.

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: humor,

Leave It To Beaver

Oh you poor dear, no comments either?
Maybe you were a little to hard on the beaver.
I’m sure some you will get.
You are their prized pet.
Just like Eddy Haskell and Ward Cleaver.