Humorous and funny Bee poems and/or funny poems about Bee. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bee funny poems!
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
humorous, silly,
Daft- the Elephant and the Bumble Bee
On my walk I chanced to see
An elephant with a bumble bee.
It was such a peculiar pairing,
And they had ice cream, which they were sharing.
The elephant was holding the ice cream cone
For the bee was on his mobile phone,
I thought wow, this is really *****...
I never get a signal here !
Written by
Mckenzie Argall
Categories:
animals, funny, nature,
Buzzing Bee
My ears are buzzing
Carefully I listen
Keep still I say
Entangled is a bee
Napping
ZAP!
I chuckle to myself
Ending the life of the bee.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
cute love, food, funny, happiness, insect, nature,
Mukbang- Asmr, With Little Bee
This poem is in conjunction with the video above.
Mukbang Asmr- Little Bee
Enter my little abode
For a special event a “ Mukbang”
So many things to eat
Toastie with tea
Doughnuts
Chicken and chips with coke
This is so amazing,
So delightful, so tasty
Melts in the mouth
Crunching and munching away
For a busy bee like me
This is so good
Look and enjoy and take your time
To watch me eat my meal.
Written by
Terri Cannan
Categories:
care, cheer up, depression, divorce, encouraging, funny, homework,
Bee
I'm changing my name to bee. I'm busy as a bee. Cooking meals, paying the bills and then there's the groceries. Floors to sweep, floors to mop and the laundry too. So much to get done, always on the run. I'm busy as a bee.
I'm busy as a bee. Doctors appointments and physical therapy. Wash the car and fill up with gas. Taking out the trash. Watching the clock, no time to stop. Gotta move fast.
I'm busy as a bee. Takes my mind off of me. Life's too short to sit in self pity, so if I'm feeling down I guess I best get up and get busy.
Written by
G. Jay
Categories:
drink, funny, hope, symbolism,
Juvenile Spelling Bee
"Playing the other day, I behold this man
Sky was cloudy and grey, he could use a fan
Held a locket. I think he wanted to sell
To fill his wallet and pocket to excel
Listened to a small voice, this looks like a crime
I made a choice, found a coin and flip a dime
Putting faith and trust it landed on its head
These peeps will do good, nothing happened." I said
“Gee, what transpired next?” said Rupee
“See, was during a spelling bee
Teacher, Miss Miller called on me
Asked me speller the word reptile
Being a little juvenile
Said with the happiest smile
I gave the words in a fast spree
Saying, ‘assume’
She frowned, and my A is a D
And that is my hyperbole”
Updated 5/14/2019
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anxiety, confusion, cute love, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
bee buddy
once an odd fellow named lee
liked to converse with a bee
but once in a store
it caused an uproar
sitting to chat on his knee.
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
My Wife Have a Bee Tattoo On Her Left Breast,
My wife have a bee tattoo on her left breast,
And on her tummy tattoo of a tiny flower.
The bee was flying to a plant with all it's power,
But, to reach the flower, it took so many years.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
animal, encouraging, giggle, happy, hilarious, humor, sweet,
Little Bee
Little Bee
I've been given a fancy name for my illness
Clinically obese
It may be contagious
Never before seen in my colony
I can't work or lift a finger
Nice to see every one rally around me
Even the queen bee is worried
As what happened to me
All for one, hopefully one for all
Giving me a hand
I'm going to a special unit for unique bees
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
humorous,
The Bee - Show Me Funny Contest
He sat there with a bee on his nose
Its his own fault this has occurred
Stuck his nose in the lavender
Now covered in pollen, looks absurd
His eyes are near crossed
As he looks at the bee
Thinking dare i move
Or will the blighter sting me
So like a statue the dog just sat
Dare i tell him the bee is a fake
Was put in the lavender as a joke
Will he hate me when from his nose i take.
Penned 9 july 2013
Andrea's Contest :Show Me Funny
Written by
Karin Edwards
Categories:
black african american, funny, inspirational,
Another Bee In the Hive
I'm like Winnie the Pooh
Can't keep My hands out the hunny
Nah, I aine making jokes
Cause it sure aine funny
But, it gives A brother reason to smile
By keeping his days, All sunny
Especially, when they So hot
Until, it makes the nose runny
Got Me feeling like I'm rich
With a pocketful of money
What, you're asking if
I see Women, as a Playboy Bunny
No, it's just that they're like the bees
When making Love, Sweet as honey
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, husband, wife,
Bumble Bee
(This is a fictional poem)
My damn wife did something awful to me.
She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee.
When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life.
It was then that I realized that I have a _____ for a wife.
She did this just because I slept with her sister.
For some reason it really pissed her.
She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong.
If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it
comes along?
She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse.
Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce?
Written by
Daisy Reilly
Categories:
anti bullying, humanity, humor,
Mad Bee
I wrote this poem about my first ever encounter with a busy bee ..
A mad bee I did see
A little girl that was me
The bee I wondered if it could understand
So I tickled its belly with a stick and
It looked at me and said
"That's it!'
I turned on my heel and ran like the wind
The mad bee flew after me bent on revenge
I let out a scream and My mad bee flew in
I've never been quite the same since the bee sting
Written by
Fathima Dawood
Categories:
children, funny,
Bumble Bee
I have lost my love you see
Does it matter that she was a bumble bee
We walked and talked for a period you know
We had no friends in common to grow
So we parted our ways and agreed to be friends
But folorn I grow with each passing new trend
For my bumle bee you see
Was very special to me
Lost and alone I grow folorn
Waiting and watching for my bumble bee
Written by
Howard Kerr
Categories:
cheer up, creation, environment, fantasy, fun, happy, humor,
Goofy Bee Quips
Bee-have beehive I’ve
a bee in my bonnet from
“sting operations”
with an endless “Beeline“ drone
on some honeysuckle trail!
Date posted : 11th November 2021
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
humorous,
Company Bee
[Folk are gonna talk if I keep writing from the
Lady’s perspective... so here’s another. It means
Nothing... honest. Try this to Bette Middler’s
‘Company B’]
*
Funny how my boyfriend never dances with me
Even more amusing when he sat on a bee
Jumped up getting jerky
Then got kinda twerky
Screaming will somebody suck the sting out of me
We’ve been getting cozy if you know what I mean
I suppose you might suggest I know where he’s been
But don’t bust a gut, pal
I won’t suck his butt, pal
’cause I wash his undies and they’re never that clean