Humorous and funny Bee poems and/or funny poems about Bee. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bee funny poems!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
sting bee
i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
humorous, silly,
Daft- the Elephant and the Bumble Bee
On my walk I chanced to see
An elephant with a bumble bee.
It was such a peculiar pairing,
And they had ice cream, which they were sharing.
The elephant was holding the ice cream cone
For the bee was on his mobile phone,
I thought wow, this is really *****...
I never get a signal here !
Written by
Sharon Gulley
Categories:
humor, me,
Honey Bee
Honey Bee Honey Bee bring
by your charm. Your sweet
warmth from your swarm.
Makes us some honey as
sweet as a flower. Pile the
hive full in your golden tower.
Pancakes and muffins, and
French toast. A million ways to
eat it, I think I love your sweet
honey, the most.
Honey Bee Honey Bee I hope
you will always want to be here.
I will wait for you with my plate
and fork and a smile full of cheer.
I'll guard and protect you as you
weave and I hope you never ever
want to leave.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
art, child, children, funny love, giggle, hilarious, love,
Little Bee
I've been given a fancy name for my illness
Clinically obese
It may be contagious
Never before seen in my colony
I can't work or lift a finger
Nice to see every one rally around me
Even the queen bee is worried
As what happened to me
Even sent the worker bees
All for one, hopefully one for all
Giving me a hand
I'm going to a special unit for unique bees.
Written by
Jess Link
Categories:
flying, funny, happy, tree,
Busy Bee
The Happy Little Bee
Was Busy In His Tree
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Macho Bee and Lady Bird's Jungle Fever
Macho Bee had a really big stinger.
Lady Bird, when aroused, was a singer.
When they heard her loud COO,
all the wood creatures knew
that first date must have been a humdinger!
For Line Gauthier's Bite Size Poem No.10 Poetry Contest
Written by
Liz Labadie-Reilly
Categories:
children, funny,
Kids Funny Bee Buzz Poem
A KIDS FUNNY BEE BUZZ POEM
The fuzzy, wuzzy bumble bee
a fussy, hussy bee was he
because he lost his buzz you see
in a muggy, buggy mushroom tree
On mushrooms bitter, boggy black,
he planned an aerial attack,
but bouncing, pouncing skills he lacked
and failed to get his bee buzz back.
Now this fumbling, stumbling bumble bee
searched helter, skelter frantically
for a bigger bee to help him free
his bee buzz from the mushroom tree.
But no bee ever came around,
searched high and low, tree and ground,
but his buzz was never found,
a buzzless bee without his sound.
POOR FUZZY, WUZZY BUMBLEBEE
Liz Labadie-Reilly
October 18/2015
Written by
Mckenzie Argall
Categories:
animals, funny, nature,
Buzzing Bee
My ears are buzzing
Carefully I listen
Keep still I say
Entangled is a bee
Napping
ZAP!
I chuckle to myself
Ending the life of the bee.
Written by
Sylvia Coulstock
Categories:
funny
Bee-Witched, Bothered and Bee-Wildered
I've been buzzing around for hours
In and out of the flowers
Having a grand old flit.
I'm all covered in pollen
My legs are quite swollen,
But I do enjoy doing my bit.
I've been under the flowers spell,
Bee-witched by their colour and their smell
But I'm a bit bothered by what's happening to me;
My head's going round and round
Can't quite find the ground,
I'm bee-wildered,feel all at sea...
I'll take just one more dip.
Then I think I'll have a kip
Before I go home to tea...
Oo-er Ive come over all funny,
(Hic) never mind the honey
Think I'm a drunken bum-ble bee.
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Bee Warned
One day when I ran out of money,
I knew where to get me free honey,
But forgetting one thing
That the owners do sting,
And black eyes from bee stings ain’t funny.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
cute love, food, funny, happiness, insect, nature,
Mukbang- Asmr, With Little Bee
This poem is in conjunction with the video above.
Mukbang Asmr- Little Bee
Enter my little abode
For a special event a “ Mukbang”
So many things to eat
Toastie with tea
Doughnuts
Chicken and chips with coke
This is so amazing,
So delightful, so tasty
Melts in the mouth
Crunching and munching away
For a busy bee like me
This is so good
Look and enjoy and take your time
To watch me eat my meal.
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
Buzzy the Bumble Bee
Buzzy the busy bumble bee
Has his sharp sting on aim at me.
"If you want my honey
Then show me your money.
Buzzy the bee does not work free."
For Carolyn's and John's bug contest
Tied for no.3
Written by
Terri Cannan
Categories:
care, cheer up, depression, divorce, encouraging, funny, homework,
Bee
I'm changing my name to bee. I'm busy as a bee. Cooking meals, paying the bills and then there's the groceries. Floors to sweep, floors to mop and the laundry too. So much to get done, always on the run. I'm busy as a bee.
I'm busy as a bee. Doctors appointments and physical therapy. Wash the car and fill up with gas. Taking out the trash. Watching the clock, no time to stop. Gotta move fast.
I'm busy as a bee. Takes my mind off of me. Life's too short to sit in self pity, so if I'm feeling down I guess I best get up and get busy.
Written by
G. Jay
Categories:
drink, funny, hope, symbolism,
Juvenile Spelling Bee
"Playing the other day, I behold this man
Sky was cloudy and grey, he could use a fan
Held a locket. I think he wanted to sell
To fill his wallet and pocket to excel
Listened to a small voice, this looks like a crime
I made a choice, found a coin and flip a dime
Putting faith and trust it landed on its head
These peeps will do good, nothing happened." I said
“Gee, what transpired next?” said Rupee
“See, was during a spelling bee
Teacher, Miss Miller called on me
Asked me speller the word reptile
Being a little juvenile
Said with the happiest smile
I gave the words in a fast spree
Saying, ‘assume’
She frowned, and my A is a D
And that is my hyperbole”
Updated 5/14/2019
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anxiety, confusion, cute love, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
bee buddy
once an odd fellow named lee
liked to converse with a bee
but once in a store
it caused an uproar
sitting to chat on his knee.
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny
Bee Visitation
One Sunday in church came a bee.
Up my pants leg he sat on my knee.
I jumped from piano,
Tore pants from my torso.
Did striptease, where no one could see!
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
My Wife Have a Bee Tattoo On Her Left Breast,
My wife have a bee tattoo on her left breast,
And on her tummy tattoo of a tiny flower.
The bee was flying to a plant with all it's power,
But, to reach the flower, it took so many years.
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
humor, nature,
Bee Scolds Sluggard
You tell folks you’re as busy as a bee,
but I’ve been watching you. Here’s what I see:
you, sitting on the porch with book in hand
and dozing off. Is this the “work” you planned?
When I fly by your windows, I peek in.
Neglecting dirty dishes is a sin!
I’m shocked to see that messy, unmade bed!
You’re busy—like me? This is what you’ve said.
When you compare us two, I feel distressed.
Thus, in the name of fairness, I suggest
“I’m busy as a sloth” is apropos
for those like you. Let this be your motto!
June 13, 2022
entered in the Bee Creative Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Matt Caliri
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
animal, encouraging, giggle, happy, hilarious, humor, sweet,
Little Bee
Little Bee
I've been given a fancy name for my illness
Clinically obese
It may be contagious
Never before seen in my colony
I can't work or lift a finger
Nice to see every one rally around me
Even the queen bee is worried
As what happened to me
All for one, hopefully one for all
Giving me a hand
I'm going to a special unit for unique bees
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Bee On Hibiscus
Bee on Hibiscus
Bee on Hibiscus
Proved to be promiscuous
Did dart in and out.
A fair assumption
After all his consumption
She is his honey.
Both were quite a pair
Nothing like a horse and mare
Who chores both will share.
Is one of them you?
Who makes all my dreams come true
Vote for sure must do.
James Thomas Horn
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
humorous,
The Bee - Show Me Funny Contest
He sat there with a bee on his nose
Its his own fault this has occurred
Stuck his nose in the lavender
Now covered in pollen, looks absurd
His eyes are near crossed
As he looks at the bee
Thinking dare i move
Or will the blighter sting me
So like a statue the dog just sat
Dare i tell him the bee is a fake
Was put in the lavender as a joke
Will he hate me when from his nose i take.
Penned 9 july 2013
Andrea's Contest :Show Me Funny
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
angst, funny, word play,
Spelling Bee
Locked in a tiny room like a thief
Doing hard labor beyond belief
Sitting on the throne
With a groan and moan
Concentrating on spelling relief
AP: 1st place 2020
Featured November 2019
Submitted on June 28, 2019 for contest HUMOROUS LIMERICK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
class, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, school, teacher,
spelling bee
my friend cannot spell it is true
and was stuck on the word iq
when teacher did shout
before passing out
my library books overdue.
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
funny,
Constanza: the Noisy Bee
Gorgeous Johnny was barely three
and knew the danger of a bee
that was attracted to his fair hair!
He moved feet away, but the bee
slowly crawled up his big belly.....
and he started dancing in midair!
His red face turned completely white,
fearing the noisy bee would bite,
" Almighty God, please don't let her! "
" Someone take this ugly bee out
out of my hair! " he begged with fright;
get that water hose and spray her!
Poor Johnny screamed asking for help,
but the noisy bee bit his lip...
all because he ate an eclair!
Gorgeous Johnny was barely three-New Poem
Written by
Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
Categories:
animals, funny,
Poet Bee
Butterflies flit to flowers
serenity in the shade
reclined adirondack chair
a buzzzz interrupts...
Ouch, bee sting "bites me", in pain,
I run for the cortisone.
Impossible! metered buzzzz
...off to find Cyndi!
By Rhonda Johnson-Saunders
for Linda-Marie's Bite Me contest
April 9, 2012
*Tag, Cyndi's it! I wasn't going to enter this contest, but decided I couldn't
miss out on all the fun.