Funny Poems About Bee or Bee Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Bee poems and/or funny poems about Bee. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bee funny poems!

Written by Gary Smith
Categories: humorous, silly,

Daft- the Elephant and the Bumble Bee

On my walk I chanced to see

An elephant with a bumble bee.

It was such a peculiar pairing,

And they had ice cream, which they were sharing.

The elephant was holding the ice cream cone

For the bee was on his mobile phone,

I thought wow, this is really *****...

I never get a signal here !

Written by Mckenzie Argall
Categories: animals, funny, nature,

Buzzing Bee

My ears are buzzing
Carefully I listen
Keep still I say
Entangled is a bee
Napping 
ZAP!
I chuckle to myself
Ending the life of the bee.


Written by Tahira Parveen
Categories: cute love, food, funny, happiness, insect, nature,

Mukbang- Asmr, With Little Bee

This poem is in conjunction with the video above. Mukbang Asmr- Little Bee Enter my little abode For a special event a “ Mukbang” So many things to eat Toastie with tea Doughnuts Chicken and chips with coke This is so amazing, So delightful, so tasty Melts in the mouth Crunching and munching away For a busy bee like me This is so good Look and enjoy and take your time To watch me eat my meal.

Written by Terri Cannan
Categories: care, cheer up, depression, divorce, encouraging, funny, homework,

Bee

I'm changing my name to bee. I'm busy as a bee. Cooking meals, paying the bills and then there's the groceries. Floors to sweep, floors to mop and the laundry too. So much to get done, always on the run. I'm busy as a bee.

I'm busy as a bee. Doctors appointments and physical therapy. Wash the car and fill up with gas. Taking out the trash. Watching the clock, no time to stop. Gotta move fast. 

I'm busy as a bee. Takes my mind off of me. Life's too short to sit in self pity, so if I'm feeling down I guess I best get up and get busy.

Written by G. Jay
Categories: drink, funny, hope, symbolism,

Juvenile Spelling Bee

"Playing the other day, I behold this man
Sky was cloudy and grey, he could use a fan
Held a locket. I think he wanted to sell
To fill his wallet and pocket to excel
Listened to a small voice, this looks like a crime
I made a choice, found a coin and flip a dime
Putting faith and trust it landed on its head
These peeps will do good, nothing happened." I said
“Gee, what transpired next?” said Rupee
“See, was during a spelling bee
Teacher, Miss Miller called on me
Asked me speller the word reptile
Being a little juvenile
Said with the happiest smile
I gave the words in a fast spree
Saying, ‘assume’
She frowned, and my A is a D
And that is my hyperbole”

Updated 5/14/2019


Written by Richard Breese
Categories: anxiety, confusion, cute love, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,

bee buddy

once an odd fellow named lee

liked to converse with a bee

but once in a store

it caused an uproar

sitting to chat on his knee.

Written by Alex Klugman
Categories: funny,

My Wife Have a Bee Tattoo On Her Left Breast,

My wife have a bee tattoo on her left breast,
And on her tummy tattoo of a tiny flower.
The bee was flying to a plant with all it's power,
But, to reach the flower, it took  so many years.

Written by Tahira Parveen
Categories: animal, encouraging, giggle, happy, hilarious, humor, sweet,

Little Bee

Little Bee I've been given a fancy name for my illness Clinically obese It may be contagious Never before seen in my colony I can't work or lift a finger Nice to see every one rally around me Even the queen bee is worried As what happened to me All for one, hopefully one for all Giving me a hand I'm going to a special unit for unique bees

Written by Seren Roberts
Categories: humorous,

The Bee - Show Me Funny Contest

He sat there with a bee on his nose
Its his own fault this has occurred
Stuck his nose in the lavender
Now covered in pollen, looks absurd

His eyes are near crossed
As he looks at the bee
Thinking dare i move
Or will the blighter sting me

So like a statue the dog just sat
Dare i tell him the bee is a fake
Was put in the lavender as a joke
Will he hate me when from his nose i take.



Penned 9 july 2013

 Andrea's Contest  :Show Me Funny

Written by Karin Edwards
Categories: black african american, funny, inspirational,

Another Bee In the Hive

I'm like Winnie the Pooh
Can't keep My hands out the hunny
Nah, I aine making jokes
Cause it sure aine funny
But, it gives A brother reason to smile
By keeping his days, All sunny
Especially, when they So hot
Until, it makes the nose runny
Got Me feeling like I'm rich
With a pocketful of money
What, you're asking if 
I see Women, as a Playboy Bunny
No, it's just that they're like the bees
When making Love, Sweet as honey

Written by Randy Johnson
Categories: funny, husband, wife,

Bumble Bee

(This is a fictional poem)

My damn wife did something awful to me.
She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee.
When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life.
It was then that I realized that I have a _____ for a wife.
She did this just because I slept with her sister.
For some reason it really pissed her.
She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong.
If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it 
comes along?
She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse.
Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce?

Written by Daisy Reilly
Categories: anti bullying, humanity, humor,

Mad Bee

I wrote this poem about my first ever encounter with a busy bee ..




A mad bee I did see 
A little girl that was me 
The bee I wondered if it could understand 
So I tickled its belly with a stick  and 
It looked at me and said 
"That's it!'
I turned on my heel and ran like the wind
The mad bee flew after me bent on revenge 
I let out a scream and My mad bee flew in 

I've never been quite the same since the bee sting

Written by Fathima Dawood
Categories: children, funny,

Bumble Bee

I have lost my love you see
Does it matter that she was a bumble bee
We walked and talked for a period you know
We had no friends in common to grow
So we parted our ways and agreed to be friends
But folorn I grow with each passing new trend
For my bumle bee you see
Was very special to me
Lost and alone I grow folorn
Waiting and watching for my bumble bee

Written by Howard Kerr
Categories: cheer up, creation, environment, fantasy, fun, happy, humor,

Goofy Bee Quips

Bee-have beehive I’ve 
a bee in my bonnet from
“sting operations”
with an endless “Beeline“ drone
on some honeysuckle trail!

Date posted : 11th November 2021

Written by Terry Flood
Categories: humorous,

Company Bee

[Folk are gonna talk if I keep writing from the Lady’s perspective... so here’s another. It means Nothing... honest. Try this to Bette Middler’s ‘Company B’] * Funny how my boyfriend never dances with me Even more amusing when he sat on a bee Jumped up getting jerky Then got kinda twerky Screaming will somebody suck the sting out of me We’ve been getting cozy if you know what I mean I suppose you might suggest I know where he’s been But don’t bust a gut, pal I won’t suck his butt, pal ’cause I wash his undies and they’re never that clean