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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Dinner For a Dung Beetle

An article about a dung beetle
Says they devour matter that’s faecal
Imagine eating pooh 
It’s what dung beetles do
The fetor of their breath must be lethal!

08-19-17

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny,

Private Beetle Bailey

The infernal bane of Private Beetle Bailey,

   Is Sergeant Snorkel who pounds him daily!

      Beetle has mastered the fine art of goldbricking,

         And somehow manages to survive his daily licking!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

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Poem Details | by Sidney Beck |
Categories: animals, funny, home, home, sleep,

Beetle Sleep

BEETLE    SLEEP


Do beetles go home at night?
Or just sleep wherever  they happen to alight?
Do wife beetles ask themselves  
If beetle  husbands are out searching the foodshelves?
Or are they having a cold one, 
Listening to what  the beetle guys have done?
Do beetle children  ask where’s daddy today?
(And haven’t seen him since April or May.)
How does beetle mail reach them by road
if they have no fixed abode?
Do they just collect it at the post office?
Or use another communication artifice?

Next time you see a beetle in the dirt
Don’t attempt his progress to divert
Let him continue home for the night
So kids, mum, and he can all sleep tight.

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Poem Details | by David Kavanagh |
Categories: animal, humor,

Beetle Juice Bawdy

Going about his business, whilst the elephant’s doing his own
Lazy dung beetle asks his brother, any chance of another loan
But you already owe me two balls, I gave you them last week 
Elephant crouches, wiping out all debts with a ginormous leak


Flair and Fun Quatrain Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Caren Krutsinger
28//07/2021

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Poem Details | by Hilary Minor |
Categories: heartbroken, humor, insect, obituary, pets,

My Shiny Beetle

My Shiny Beetle

I found a shiny beetle,
I call him Glitterbug Jim.
He’s dead and I’m heartbroken
So I’m going to immortalise him.
I’ll wrap him round in resin
So all the world can see
His spindly legs and shiny bot
For all Eternity.
Yes, I’ll wrap him round in resin
And write a mournful verse
So he can rest forever
In his little resin hearse.

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