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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
An article about a dung beetle
Says they devour matter that’s faecal
Imagine eating pooh
It’s what dung beetles do
The fetor of their breath must be lethal!
08-19-17
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
The infernal bane of Private Beetle Bailey,
Is Sergeant Snorkel who pounds him daily!
Beetle has mastered the fine art of goldbricking,
And somehow manages to survive his daily licking!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
Sidney Beck |
Categories:
animals, funny, home, home, sleep,
BEETLE SLEEP
Do beetles go home at night?
Or just sleep wherever they happen to alight?
Do wife beetles ask themselves
If beetle husbands are out searching the foodshelves?
Or are they having a cold one,
Listening to what the beetle guys have done?
Do beetle children ask where’s daddy today?
(And haven’t seen him since April or May.)
How does beetle mail reach them by road
if they have no fixed abode?
Do they just collect it at the post office?
Or use another communication artifice?
Next time you see a beetle in the dirt
Don’t attempt his progress to divert
Let him continue home for the night
So kids, mum, and he can all sleep tight.
Poem Details | by
David Kavanagh |
Categories:
animal, humor,
Going about his business, whilst the elephant’s doing his own
Lazy dung beetle asks his brother, any chance of another loan
But you already owe me two balls, I gave you them last week
Elephant crouches, wiping out all debts with a ginormous leak
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Poem Details | by
Hilary Minor |
Categories:
heartbroken, humor, insect, obituary, pets,
My Shiny Beetle
I found a shiny beetle,
I call him Glitterbug Jim.
He’s dead and I’m heartbroken
So I’m going to immortalise him.
I’ll wrap him round in resin
So all the world can see
His spindly legs and shiny bot
For all Eternity.
Yes, I’ll wrap him round in resin
And write a mournful verse
So he can rest forever
In his little resin hearse.