Humorous and funny Betrayal poems and/or funny poems about Betrayal. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Betrayal funny poems!
Written by
Roger Wilson
Categories:
animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,
The Frog and the Cricket
The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
betrayal, friend, humorous, rap,
A Friend
Who else, if not a friend,
turns up to rap and rend?
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Alozor Michael Ikechukwu
Categories:
africa, betrayal, humor, humorous, murder,
Apples On Our Rock
There once reigned a great king on our Rock
Who dared the West and defied their bloc
Dark shades, face of a frown
Short brute so wanted down
Down, oriental appples on our Rock.
Written by
Mary Rotman
Categories:
betrayal, conflict, funny, heartbreak, hurt, lost love
Nuclear-Free Zone
You should know that I've
reinforced the bunker
I built around my heart
until it can withstand a
direct hit
ground zero
head-on collision
from a YOU-bomb.
I've shielded it to withstand
the worst Emotional Mutilation Potential
you can generate
and to protect me from
the flash burns of passion,
Not to mention that I've lined it with lead
to save me from the fallout
of your so-called love.
So-
hit me with your worst.
My bunker--and I-- are ready.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
betrayal, humorous, political, power,
Electioneering For Contest
Simply hungry for power
Promising YOU can make a difference
You provide your manifesto
Wear your colours with bravado
Smile and kiss babies
Shake hands with the voters
Soothing sugar coated words
But they are shallow veiled lies
Promise the earth….
Then nothing will materialise
Contest- All that you are
Sponsor – Charlotte Puddifoot
1ST August 2015
Written by
CayCay Godwin
Categories:
betrayal, caregiving, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor
The Pot I Got
A plant in a pot so fantastic
I watered for months like a spastic
'till the day that I found
to its pot it was bound -
that plant had been molded from plastic!
Written by
Joseph Coogan
Categories:
betrayal, food, humorous, irony, money,
An Ode To Clam Chowder
Oh, clam chowder, how I would love
You to be like the thing you claim you taste of.
You're seafood, soup, potatoes, all warm
And bubbling in a splendrous, thick liquid form.
Your amount of potatoes, though is extensive,
Because I guess that clam is just too expensive
To be present in amounts that meet my desires.
But I suppose you'd be too costly for buyers.
But aside from that, clam chowder, you're alright.
I'll probably still have some tonight.
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
bereavement, betrayal, drink, giggle, heaven, hyperbole
Machiavelli
Machiavelli s'been stewing
teardrops in the Soup
Stooping to new lows
for SYMPATHY
stirring chickens in the coop
Seems some folks will do anything
for what they think is fame
Swiss cheese stories for glory
Lordy! Whaddah' shame!
Reminds me of two classic movies...
"Freddie Lives" and the other is
"The Crying Game"...
but this one's very unbelievable, it ain't scary,
and it's much
MUCH more lame!~
Written by
Kim Shaw
Categories:
betrayal, funny love,
Spring Forward
I can't hear, said the man to his wife
Did you say, that you're holding a knife?!
with her hands hid behind
a smile not truly kind
Lunging forward he sprang for his life!
Submission for poetry contest: Spring Forward (Limerick)
Written by
Olufemi Oloye
Categories:
betrayal, crazy, deep, emotions, friendship, funny love
Irony of Life
IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE WHY SOME OF US RUSH FRUITS LIKE APPLE, RIPE PAWPAW, MANGO, ORANGE AND MANY MORE.
WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY FEW OF US STILL CAN'T DETATCH OURSELVES FROM FRUITS LIKE LIME AND LEMON
DESPITE HOW STRICTLY SOUR THEY TASTE.
SAME APPLIES TO THE CHOICE OF FRIENDS WE KEEP.
EVEN WHEN FEW OF THEM MAKE US CRY IN THE CLOSET
WE STILL CANT LET GO OF THEM.
MYSTERY OF LIFE.
(FM CONCEPTUAL)
Written by
Jack Clark
Categories:
betrayal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, political
A Gallon
“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!”
The media’s gleefully howlin’
- But let’s not forget
- They’re screwin’ us yet
If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,
Warning - Don'T 'Rodger' the Lodger
Billy's found with the Swedish au pair
His wife caught them in bed – both were bare
Billy couldn’t dodge her -
She cut off of his todger ...
He’s having urgent medical care!
05~29~16
Written by
Cona Adams
Categories:
betrayal, food, humorous, insect,
Always a Widow
Here squats a Black Widow spider,
who sups a swig of sweet cider.
He spies her there,
scoots close to share
and sips the hot brew beside 'er.
She darts with aim to devour,
her size gives her lethal power.
She fakes a hug,
then snags him snug;
true bliss defines his last hour.
For some who deceive are gifted
to mask when power is shifted.
The prey's surprise—
he's soon incised—
his parts all broken and sifted.
Written by
Chrisdad Kojo Arthur
Categories:
betrayal, hilarious, humanity, hyperbole, relationship, repetition
Humble Request
HUMBLE REQUEST
Life,if you could be nice to me for a second,
Trust me, I will make you proud
I will grow to become a legend
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
Trust me, I will make you proud
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
You, success and I will become one family
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
You, success and I will become one family
Love, joy and happiness will we share
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
under one roof we lay
Love, joy and happiness will we share
So life, please be nice and pave the way.
Written by
Rainbow Promise
Categories:
betrayal, humor,
Absent
Thinking
that I'm "absent";
many attempts were made
to open those trunks when absent.
Deceiving!
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
animal, betrayal, character, funny love, humorous, jealousy
The Aardvark and the Pangolin
The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.
Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with beautiful snout.
Don’t fear for me, on your betrayal,
Sweet Armadillo, is taking me out.
Written by
Mary Jane Randall
Categories:
anger, best friend, betrayal, care, funny love, hip hop
Empty Words
Did you hope I wouldn't notice you gave me empty words to drink?
well my tongues tasted more lies
than you would ever dare to think of.
You're not the only one with truth like poison in their veins.
whose ribs are shaped like cage
holding tightly to the pain
I knew even touched that wretched cup
pour a glass of words to cover what you hide
perhaps don't leave your secrets clinging tightly
to the side
but then again empty words.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
betrayal, humorous, sad love, wedding,
Mail Order Bride Part 2 - For Arthur Vaso - Bawdy Limerick
Ted purchased an Internet bride
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a ****
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied
Ted discovered his ‘brides’ name was Bill
Who’d grown breasts with the aid of a pill
Ted was very annoyed
Said their marriage was void
The thought of sex now made him feel ill!
Inspired by a comment Arthur made on my poem posted yesterday called Mail Order Brides
17th February 2017
Written by
Jonathan Moya
Categories:
beautiful, betrayal, engagement, funny love, girlfriend, goodbye
Bride To Be
Oh sweet bride to be
as the flowers bloom
you snuck to my room
in hopes of a lustful spoon
Groom anxiously awaits
as your father opens the front gates
No one will comprehend our fate
Face to face we engage
Stockings, undergarments and satin lace
on the floor they lay
We embrace and grind away
Written by
Judy Ball
Categories:
betrayal, character, funny,
Hey Daddy
Hey Daddy!
I got a gap toothed grin and that's a sin.
Hey Daddy!
I really need some dentistry.
Ohh Daddy!
I got a double chin and jowls like Gentle Ben.
Hey Daddy!
I need plastic surgery.
Hey Daddy!
I need a fanny lift, nose bob and a boob job.
Ohh Daddy!
I sure could use some surgery.
Oh Daddy!
I've had my tummy tucked and been lipo-sucked.
Oooo Daddy!
Now I look just like Barbie.
Hey Daddy!
I want a diamond ring and things with lots of bling.
Oh Daddy!
You gotta buy it all for me.
Ohh Daddy!
He's got a brand new car, a yacht and caviar.
Bye Daddy!
You sure have been a friend to me.
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
betrayal, culture, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous
A Certain Actress
(Limerick)
A certain actress lost it all to a man
Who she thought was a great handyman
To have him around
But was so astound
When he left her and moved to Japan!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
angst, betrayal, funny,
Up To Up
Fed up
Fixed up
Dressed up
turned up
Stood up
Gave up
canned up
Fed up.
Peter Dome.copyright. 2014.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
betrayal, humor,
Burning Love
My dumpster's ablaze, it's on fire
To destroy his flames of desire
I've burnt all his clothes
And HER pantyhose
He'd denied affair - damn liar!
Written by
Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
adventure, analogy, betrayal, creation, humor, longing
Cooking Up Stories
Why would I care enough
to open your recipe story?
Why don't I care enough
to pour you in to enrich mine?
I love your wild seasoned willingness,
can't say the same for our salty willfulness
to exchange our sweet belonging
for side-by-side sour longing.
for being karma's relentless instructions
when we could more peacefully
become simple incarnate
co-productions.
Prime cooking together
feeds my soul to yours,
organic compost
sublime breakfast
wild voiced beings
with choices
stir-flying nice.
Freedom from recipe's half-baked inwardness
evolves freedom toward half-fried out hypothesis.
Natural nutrients grow strong values
folding our stories with care.
Written by
Eric Boddie
Categories:
anger, betrayal, corruption, funny, hate, horror
Lessons Learnt In Life
"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5. Never trust anyone
She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so sexy
She said, "With no hands, it's messy"
That turned me on, so I guess you see
The tempting dilemma it came to be
I told her her river would become sea
She winked, walked away, that's fantasy
No latex held, seduced by three
In the morning, destiny
Now dictates burning pee
Then I had to flee
So urgently
Now agree
Boldly
Gee
I had to try this but please don't think this is true....knock on wood....lol