Humorous and funny Bidet poems and/or funny poems about Bidet. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bidet funny poems!
Written by
Wilfredo Derequito
Categories:
funny
Bidet
But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,
I'd say using a loo is serious business.
Darn it, think of a sudden April shower
Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,
Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, scary,
Cletus O'Toole's Encounter With a Bidet
Since toilet tissue is so hard to find
He bought a bidet to cleanse his behind
With the very first flush
Cletus scalded his tush
To use again he was not too inclined
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
humor, humorous, rap,
Bidet
Spray the bidet all up in your "A."
May you feel way more than okay.