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Poem Details | by Deborah Burch |
Categories: birthday, dedication, funny, happy,

Happy Belated Birthday Anne-Lise


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                       A L
                       N I


7.27.2012©deborah burch

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: birthday, humorous,

Birthday Burnout

The fire brigade are on standby With their hoses in their hand For today it is my birthday My birthday cake is on a stand There are so many candles It is a health and safety risk So be ready with the hoses guys And make sure you get here quick! Any poem written on your birthday contest Sponsored by Laura loo 25th January 2015

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: birthday, friendship, humorous,

I 'Ear' Daniel Turner Has a Birthday Today

A most charming poet named Dan Writes poems whenever he can He is sixty today So I’m writing to say Happy birthday from your friend Jan xxxxxxx An unfortunate poet named Daniel His huge ears made him look like a spaniel They dangled down so low Past his knees to his toe The plastic surgeon re-wrote the manual! The surgeon who was in charge He had never seen ears so large With a nip and a tuck Daniel was in good luck Dashing home to show his wife Marge POEMS POSTED WITH PERMISSION OF DANIEL TURNER 13th August 2016

Poem Details | by John Gondolf |
Categories: birthday, humorous,

The Rumor Going Round

There’s a rumor going ‘round it’s my birthday today; they say that I’m seventy years old..…no way. too many candles to light, it would take into the night. When did I suddenly turn old and grey. Some say I’m an old man and not too smart, but I say don’t put the horse behind the cart; ‘cause age is just a number not something to encumber, and this old man is still young at heart.
December 7, 2017

Poem Details | by Phyllis Babcock |
Categories: birthday, humor,

Age Humor

There was a woman who had a birthday
No age would she ever give away
Everyday she ate bran
Now regular on the can
A strong odor she did display.


Poem Details | by Kelly Deschler |
Categories: birthday, celebration, friendship, fun, humorous, march,

Happy Birthday To Me

The candles are aglow on your birthday cake,
Where a wish awaits for only you to make,
A cascade of confetti thrown by many a friend,
Balloons and flowers, gifts and parties without end,
A year filled with new smiles and never a tear,
And with many heartfelt words of good cheer,
Like those I have written right here on the page,
A Happy Birthday to you, no matter what your age!

I wrote this for Linda's (Poet Destroyer's) birthday, 
but I thought it was appropriate to repost this,
since today is my birthday!

It is always nice to share this special day with friends.
And, I consider all of you to be mine! :)

Poem Details | by Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories: confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, music, nature, passion, peace, people, philosophy, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary

4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday

Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION

Poem Details | by Jamie Pan |
Categories: fun, funny,

For Your Birthday

For your birthday I made you a cake,
which took quite a long time to bake,
but to send it your way,
I used a trebuchet,
and now it's all over the lake.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: age, birth, birthday, celebration, humorous,

Leap Year Birthday

Leap year babes party every fourth year When their birthday arrives they can cheer But on a positive note It would surely get MY vote Getting old is something they won’t fear! 15th September 2016

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,

Beach Birthdays

to the lake yes to the lake

fish to fry and fish to bake

this has been moms cry

birthdays now its rye

if just once she'd bring a cake.

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: age, birthday, humor,

Age Has Its Privileges

A special birthday party Imagine being ninety Guests sang the birthday song She slept through it all

Poem Details | by Andrew Loud |
Categories: america, appreciation, birthday, food, funny,

Happy Birthday Fat Man

In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly increased in your girth

Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: birthday, humorous, life, time,

Many Unhappy Returns

It’s a work day
And it’s my Birthday
All the fours
Male menopause
A Grade - A
Gray Day
Life’s not designed
To be kind
Never mind – eh!

Poem Details | by Sharon Smith |
Categories: birthday, childhood, christmas, children, funny,

A Disappointing Present

No, Socks!

Poem Details | by Kelly Deschler |
Categories: birthday, fun, girl, happy, humor, sweet,

For the Birthday Girl

The candles are aglow on your birthday cake,
where a wish awaits for only you to make,
a cascade of confetti thrown by many a friend,
balloons and flowers, gifts and parties without end,
a year filled with new smiles and never a tear,
and with many heartfelt words of good cheer,
like those I have written right here on the page,
a happy birthday to you no matter what your age!

I wish you the happiest of birthdays, Linda! :)

Written by: Kelly Deschler

For Poet Destroyer's "Birthday Girl" contest.

(Yet, I meant every word of it!)

Poem Details | by Robin Davis |
Categories: birthday, funny, silly,

A Silly Birthday Poem To Myself

Happy Birthday To Me
I'm Old As Can Be
I Am Forgetful 
And Lost My Memory
I Need Glasses To See
My Eyesight Will Flee
My Ears Constantly
Need Help To Hear Thee
To Bed I Will Be
My Dreams Are Set Free
I Soon Will Be Snoring
A Whole Lot Of ZZZZZZ's

Robin Davis
historical category
( cause I'm as old as history )  LOL

Poem Details | by Charles Mcdauel |
Categories: funny, holiday,

Birthday Double Dactyl

Hap-i-ty Birth-a-day
many long years ago
then was a guy named Sid
born to his folks.

Now on this special day
everyone celebrates
one of lifes jokes.

Poem Details | by Wilfred Aniagyei |
Categories: birthday, emotions, for her, friendship, funny love,

To Her

In no fewer words can I explain the aura of lithe this lady contain from witty banter to affectionate touch her gracious presence only missing a blush True, it's been a while since we were ourselves but at least it gave me time to reflect on you in anxious times when you calmed our nerves and the nightly chats, those I treasure too Though it seems I tender not a hearty soul and times I keep much more than I show within these words I wish you will find how highly a friend I esteem you in mind Till I find others so true all my nights shall be dreams of you

Poem Details | by Julia Ho |
Categories: birthday, crazy, giggle, happy birthday, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Birthday Cake

In front of your door
I paced,
Stooped down and retied
My shoelace,
13- the number
That was glazed,
Rung your doorbell since your keys
Had been replaced.

Once the door opens
In a haste,
And you'll stare at it
In amaze,
With a motive of
A nutcase,
I'll smash a birthday cake
Right in your face.

Poem Details | by Celestine Ikwuamaesi |
Categories: humorous,

Happy Birthday

After a morning jog about a mile, 
I dressed for my birthday in a grand style; 
Danced around a big white cake 
Like a white duck in a lake, 
Fondling my white puppy with a broad smile. 

© 2015

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, life

Happy Birthday

last summers vacation was a quite a trip
for the first time, I did skinny dip
I stripped off all my clothes
and struck a quick pose
I was hoping my package was equip....

Poem Details | by Ironic Zink |
Categories: age, birthday, celebration, funny,

Fifty Is Nifty

About fifty Rhymes with nifty Going on sixty
Same day today As tomorrow hooray! Fifty is ten past forty Age is but a number and counting time tends to bore me I'm like a puppy that's all dirty A kid son, I'm barely over thirty As for the big five-0 Be proud of all that you may now know Farewell my elder Mad respect, for sure
And Congratulations for being About fifty

Poem Details | by John Williams |
Categories: funny,

Birthday Calamity

Jimmy Jones from Winnipeg
Celebrated his birthday with a keg,
That round container full of beer
Was kept by Jimmy oh so near,
That night he fell and broke his leg.

Poem Details | by Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories: age, birthday, confusion, humor,

- Free Testing -

(Free Poop Testing When You Fill Fifty Years)

I've heard a lot 

but this was a new

You are taken with the pants down

Fifty years of poop ... 

Purple in the face of pressure

Call your doctor or a plumber

A homework ... "do it yourself "

not in the presence of another person

Good luck ... 

Happy Birthday "White Wolf"
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Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Judy Valko |
Categories: birthday, children, funny,



                             Blowing out the candles,
                               Eating all the cake,
                              Putting on my bathing suit,
                                Jumping in the lake.

                              Opening the presents,
                                Playing all the games,
                               Chasing all my friends,
                                   Yelling out their names.

                              Birthdays are so wonderful,
                                  Birthdays are so great.
                             I only have ten months to go
                                  I can hardly wait!