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Humorous and funny Black African American poems and/or funny poems about Black African American. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Black African American funny poems!
Written by
Malcolm Dyer
Categories:
art, black african american, fantasy, funny, life
Turning 40
oh no here it comes
that big barrel that big gun
i will not go yet
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
black african american, funny, people, social, uplifting, urban
Juicy Kaboosey
her derriere
in the air high
eyes wearing out
Than-Bauk written for Rick Parise's contest
Written by
Chukwuemeka Mbah
Categories:
black african american, caregiving, courage, funny, grief, humorous
Pointing Fingers
You are one of the reasons
Why they inflate their quote
If you had seized the seasons
Good men could have had your vote
You are one of the reasons
Why our sweet land has gone sour in waste
Here is one of your multiple treasons
You aid corruption just to suit your taste
You are one of the reasons we wedge weighty wrath
Bombs daily detonate like fickle fireworks far north
You decided to do nothing but shut your mouth
So they took our weary sail south
You are one of the reasons the land is inflicted with rape
Overflowing in abundance yet you mong like a greedy ape
Alas our land is grey and old but not due
And it hurts me to know that I am also you.
Written by
Ceasia White
Categories:
black african american, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, introspection, song-urban,
The Black Mistress
Black Mistress
That's what I'm suppose to be
Oh, no not me
I'm not coming second to another woman
No woman is coming before me
Black Mistress
That's what I'm suppose to be
Come get your clothes if you can't spend the holidays with me
You live with her not me
Black Mistress
You want to buy my love when you want please
Oh, no not me
I have my own and I'm not selling my goods to no one but I'm still not cheap
Written by
Kewayne Wadley
Categories:
black african american, fun, funny, silly,
Tortoise and the Hare
If a turtle could.
He would walk faster- maybe.
Find some dynamite.
Written by
Mel Brake
Categories:
autumn, black african american, black love, cute love, funny love, i miss you
Love Like a Rose
Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines
Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction and passion and love
Love is like the sweet smell of the rose
Like a romance that said what is the good smell
When your car needs to be cleaned
Written by
Diona Finley
Categories:
black african american, childhood, funny, life, mother, teen
Black Mama
Child if you don't get yo nappy head;
Imma give you something to cry about.
Get yo butt over here.
Say one mo thang.
Ima beat the black off of ya.
Wait til i'm finish.
I bet not hear another word.
It'll hurt me more than It'll hurt you.
You act up here, I'ma act with you.
Im aint chasing after you.
I put you in this world I sho nuff can take you out.
That's a black mama.
Written by
Ayesha Karim
Categories:
black african american, care, caregiving, child, childhood, giggle
Mama
Mama
I was only five years old,
getting my hair pressed for the first time.
I heard my mother’s voice.
She was reading to me as she was pressing my hair.
Mama always called me “my-Esha”.
She was so kind a woman.
She still is.
All the people I knew as friends called me Esha.
My family did too.
Mama would wash my hair and then press it.
The pressing comb would get very hot.
The sides would singe with steam and heat from the pressing comb.
The back of my hair was my least favorite part to get pressed.
She knew it and we joked about it when she was threw fixing my hair.
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
black african american, fear, funny, happiness, parody, people
Her Body Is On Fire
Please kiss and run
Her body is on fire
The water is rising
Whisky on the table,
Golden in the glass
Burn to the taste,
A little happiness at last
No Money to burnt, yet time to pass
So turn away or duck and run
My only son
Take your misty mistletoe kiss
Disconnect the extinguisher: this girl is on fire!
..... A battle beyond despairs for the ghetto woman
A part of labor, and a part pain;
The ghetto woman lost all sense of pride
A breed of women with no shame!
A part of labor and a part of pain
Ghettooooo woman...
1 Peter 5:8
Be sober-minded; be watchful.
Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion,
seeking someone to devour.
Written by
Ayesha Karim
Categories:
black african american, funny, happiness, imagination, visionary,
Esha's Haiku
Esha's Haiku
by Ayesha Karim
fork knife spoon
fruit salad bread bowl
soup entrée dessert
(Assume I am at a dinner or at IHOP)
Asking the server for the check.
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
black african american, celebration, christmas, holiday, humor,
Happy Holidays and Christmas Pie
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year
May your Christmas pie
miss, your eye
and your mouth
receive great cheer!
Happy New Year
aka: lyricvixen
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
black african american, dedication, fantasy, funny, imagination, life
Crock Around the Clock
< Barack
What Crock
No Pun Just Humor LOL
Entry For Brian Strand's
Two Lines Of Two Syllables
Footle Contest G.L. All
Written by
Kewayne Wadley
Categories:
black african american, food, for her, fun, funny love, self
Steak and Potatoes
In all honesty.
I think what I truly desired was to be put on a plate.
And be devoured piece by piece.
My attention, all my free time.
Everything that no one else could see.
With knife and fork.
T be taken apart and devoured tastefully.
With nothing left except the juice of where I laid.
The tough parts that take time to cut,
Revealed in an instant.
To be desired in mutual attraction, a certain craving.
Covered in salt, pepper, a slice of butter.
All of my interests, my habits.
The anticipation of being sizzled and flipped on a cast iron skillet.
Served fresh on a plate.
A baked potato on the side to bring out the taste.
In all honesty.
I think I'll have a steak
Written by
Tyshawn Knight
Categories:
beautiful, black african american, cute love, dance, funny, song
Levi Jeans
God do I need a man?
I know I need a pair of pants
Levi Jeans
Like the one advertised
on Alicia Keys.
Pants that fit me right
Close to my skin
But not too tight.
Let me move about
Day and night
Blue black
and out of sight.
But do I need a man?
Do I need a man?
No!
Not if I have a pair of pants
Levi Jeans
Like the one advertised
on Alicia Keys...
Written by
John Waller
Categories:
black african american, funny love, humorous, love,
Just Mad
JUST MAD!
I AWOKE THIS MORNING, JUST MAD!
WENT TO MY APPOINTMENT, JUST MAD!
I HAD TO GET UP AT 6:30 AM TO CATCH THE BUS AT 7:30 AM TO GET 4 MILES AWAY BY 9:00 AM, JUST MAD!
SAT THERE FOR 2 HOURS THINKING WHY AM I HERE? JUST MAD!
FINALLY FINISHED, THAT 2 HOURS WENT SLOW, STILL MAD!
WENT TO THE BANK WITHDREW MY LAST $6.00, MAD AS HELL!
CAN’T TAKE A BREAK, STRAIGHT TO WORK, JUST MAD!
PEOPLE SEE, TRY AND CHEER ME UP, THEY SAY SMILE, CAN’T STAY MAD!
I CATCH A GLIMSE OF HER FROM THE CORNER OF MY EYE,
NO LONGER MAD!
JT Waller
Written by
Shane Solomon
Categories:
black african american, funny, people,
A River In Egypt Called Denial
I live in self denial
Can't bring myself to realize
Or even admit the truth
That I'm really black
Written by
Ayesha Karim
Categories:
betrayal, black african american, care, crazy, emotions,
An Angry Funny Poem
An Angry Funny Poem
I don’t just see what I want to see anymore.
I hope you catch something for cheating on me.
She isn’t even worth fighting with you over.
I wouldn’t fight over you anyway.
You are obnoxious and in a way I just want you gone.
Die see if I care!
Tell me this, was it good for you?
I don’t know who is nastier you or that ho.
Our relationship is over now.
I won’t cry and won’t shed tears over you.
I can’t trust you and so I don’t want you.
See you in divorce court.
Written by
Babafemi Yinka Olubodun
Categories:
age, appreciation, black african american, character, depression, funny love
Thoughtful Nile
If this dance be the last
For I see them throwing spears -
Not for its sport
This dance, a shrilling one.
When we come home for showers
Diapers of our babies, drenched,
Such aroma; a sweet-sour tale to tell
For being ready was the dance for...
Only the dead wishes not for this dance
But the living accustomed to its essence
Such a dance we struggle to get
Yet, a dance we fear to leave
Nor a dance to tango for!
Written by
Patrick Ronan
Categories:
black african american, brother, funny, drug,
Seven-O-Two
I like to listen to Seven O Two at night
We can always count on Kiemo for a fight
If he was President for a day
He would insist on his own way
We could all be taking drugs
And the teacher could flog the thugs
White women he would send abroad
And pay himself if they could not afford
He brushes his teeth and sharpens his tongue
Then runs five miles to expand his lungs
There is no doubt that he can talk
But can he bring his taught to walk
Kiemo knows his constitutional law
Economics and politics without a flaw
Now all he has to learn to do
Tolerate the views of the dissenting few
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
black african american, body, family, food, hilarious, imagination
Tastes Great
The best of beans
makes you tute (tutorial) gas
and fumy gas makes you learn
that what tastes great going in
has a smelliest price coming out
Written by
Travis Flasnick
Categories:
adventure, art, black african american, death, fantasy, funny
Tag
Tag! Your it! Like in the school days.
I got your mind lost, like you were in a corn maze.
This isn't Halloween, just another day of the week.
I'm always getting candy. I say forget trick or treat.
You can forget Flasnick. People just call me Flash.
My rap game's so scary, I say hell with the mask.
Forget Jason, They call me Lil T.
Wake up it's not Freddy, it's me you see in your dreams.
I'm rated X. Noway I'm PG13.
Sisco and Ebert said not to see the damn thing.
So if you do, you better call me the king.
I'll give you six days to live. I'm more hard core then the Ring!
Written by
Kewayne Wadley
Categories:
black african american, cute love, funny, funny love, silly,
Kakamora
I watched Moana today.
I immediately laughed.
And sent you a text
Written by
Damien Turner
Categories:
black african american, funny, life,
Why Is It So Hard To Be Understood
Why it is so hard to be understood or is it just to blind to see, maybe it is just the
way to be, why is it so hard to be understood, can u tell me why? Is the reason
the color of my skin, did god make us for that reason, no, but i bet i still get judge
but the color of my skin, is it because i'm black or white, why is it so hard to be
understood, it is because i'm disorder or is it because i'm not like the rest of the
planet, why it is hard to be understood? is it because I talk different or talk with a
lisps why is it hard to be understood?
Written by
Roy Pett
Categories:
black african american, blue, character, dance, humor, identity
Shes Givin Ma Blues
( form Blues stanza )
Ma baby core, be da one I adore
her walk, talk, da way she look I adore
rumble in ma gut, when she at da door,
she say she a loves me, oh so sweet
I tell her she like honey sweet as sweet
her beauty, swept ma off ma dancin feet,
da way she dress paid from her workin
every day da no shirkin, just a workin
do ma headin likin her how she tweakin,
I thinkin to losin her ma heart would bruise
lovin her right down to her amazin tattoos
we’re so together man listnin to the blues.
3/23/2018
Written by
Nicole Sharon Brown
Categories:
black african american, funny
Ham
Ham
He
Ain’t nothing. He’s a dumb
Messed-up sucker