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Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: age, funny, nature, society, technology, youth,


Fall and
red yellowing 
leaves in the trees

an old man sitting 
on a bench
watches them 
and thinks of his youth

a youth 
sitting on a bench
looking into his iPhone
simulates the falling 
red yellowing leaves
and googles 
the future 
of trees

Poem Details | by Carol Louise Moon |
Categories: cat, humor,

Hot Night, Cold Milk

Hot Night, Cold Milk

The night was hot, I couldn't fall asleep
and so I rose to get a glass of milk.
I tiptoed past the cat who slept so sound
and envied her the ease in which she slept.

She woke and followed slippers down the hall.
The milk I poured was for myself, alone.
Her eyes a perfect glow, a begging plead
convinced me that the milk was really hers--
(a half a cup and nothing more for me.)

She lapped and lapped until was satisfied.
And I, a sleepy dupe, hauled off to bed.

Poem Details | by Donal Mahoney |
Categories: heart, sick,

Funny As a Heart Attack

A group of older men gather
once a week to talk about life 
after a heart attack.

Old Len chews tobacco still 
and tells jokes in a voice so low 
no one can hear the punch line. 

Another man asks Len  
to talk louder so they all 
can hear the punch line.

That’s when they discover
Len's been telling the same joke 
at every meeting, over and over.

The joke’s about a loan officer  
who lends a man $10,000 for a 
face lift that turns out so good

the lender can’t find him.
With heart attacks in common, 
the men yell “Tell it, again, Len!” 

Donal Mahoney

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

I Simply Can'T Make Up My Mind

I think that I may be indecisive. But now I’m not really quite sure I can’t seem to make up my mind I've never had this problem before I used to see everything in black and white Now I can’t decide and nothing is right I was going to buy some venison But decided it was a little deer Maybe I’ll get some new glasses So my clouded judgement is clear 26th April 2015

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: fun, funny, life, old, truth,

I Have Holes In My Soles

my shirts and shoes
are wearing out -
and they tell me 
I am too

I patch and glue 
to make them whole -
but fail 
to make them new

I have holes in my soles
and frayed treads on my edges -
but manage 
for the most part to get through

until one day 
they say
it will all fall apart
hopefully all at once
I pray

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: how i feel, humorous, muse, poetry,

I Drew a Blank

I picked up my pen and tried hard to write, words simply failed me and I drew a blank. The harder I tried the worse it became Where are the syllables when I need them? Not a limerick or rhyme will appear … my muse has gone on her spring holiday - when she will return I have no idea! I’m sad, how can I enter a contest that I have little chance of placing in... Oh well, I guess its another N/A to add to my expanding collection. N/A in contest finalised on 6/2/16 05~31~16

Poem Details | by Margaret Bonnette |
Categories: art, funny,

The 1960's

The lava lamp glows
in a room that's otherwise dark
while the guitar of Hendrix
slices through the air
listened to by a wanna-be beatnik
getting stoned on weed
pretending not to care
and doesn't know there's a sign above him
that reads "Down with the Establishment"

Poem Details | by Debbie Duncan |
Categories: food, humor,


You are my addiction 
This I know to be true
At a certain age 
A child should be grown
And not think of childish things 
I've known this forever and a day
But, still, I can't help but think of you

         "ICE CREAM"

Just a little humor 7/6/2017  Thursday 8 pm

Poem Details | by Nick Armbrister Jimmy Boom Semtex |
Categories: animal, character, funny,

Purple Guinea Pig

Purple Guinea Pig
Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig
As she rips out your fecking throat
The fierce guinea pig purple in colour
Not to be fecked with or name called
She'll hunt you down and kill ya!
And talks like a real American
The purple guinea pig who growls
Straight from the chest
Hear her and you're screwed
Get ready to be eaten
Purple guinea pig style!

CC 191 2020 

Poem Details | by Donald Meikle |
Categories: funny, social,

Cafe Selections

Fish madam?
Price Edwards a Welsh man taught me how to poach eggs fish and rabbits
The recipe for  poached eggs is  universal
Poached perch is.....Take fillets and cheeks saute in butter with a dash of mead
Poached trout........Wrap in aluminum foil with herbs.. throw in small fire
Poached rabbit.....Debone saute in olive oiland butter...add mushrooms and  leek

Poached venison I’ve never tried

Poem Details | by Rajagopal Kaimal |
Categories: crazy, earth, environment, food, green, humorous, pain,


Coconut kernel is
good to eat;
healthy, too.

But a coconut
falling on 
one's head isn't

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: drink, fantasy, funny, good night, happiness,

A Wee Irish Whiskey

I found myself
a good wee bottle 
of 10 year old Irish whiskey 
under my wee Irish down pillow
that must have been placed there 
by the wee good leprechaun 
tooth fairy

I could not bring myself 
to hurt her wee feelings 
so I opened it up 
and drunk my wee Italian self 
down to sleep
counting 40 pink plaid
wee Irish sheep

Poem Details | by Osita Azike |
Categories: friendship, funny love, girl, girlfriend, love, love hurts,

Just Friends

Yeah I know it feels weird
But it's too beautiful to be bad
Now it's scary cos it might be a masquerade
If we happen to be more than what we are
Now that's cos we have become more than I can describe
No one understands when I sing all that jazz
It's already more than the music for mature minds
They go with the sarcastic reply "Just friends, yeah right"
And then I am lost in my definition
A new synonym is added in its oxymoron
She has become my doubted confidante
But only to the minds who refuse to see
If am gonna kick that bucket, it's definitely not your water in it

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: dream, funny, hair, life, lost, love, peace,

Where Has It Gone

we had hair 
in the 1960s
where has it gone
we had
love and peace

Poem Details | by Bulinya Martins |
Categories: art, girl, giggle,

Girls Are Like Pianos In Deed and Simile

Girls are like pianos in deed and simile
When well tuned they giggle and smile
When annoyed they prop and empathize
When spoiled they demand and emphasize
He who can make a girl laugh can make her upright
Then they grow glassy and fabulously bright
They become wily strong and pretty useful
Being good they go to heaven very beautiful
The saddest thing a girl can is to dump down herself
And then be a soaked wet coat hanging on the shelf

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: death, fish, funny, grave, life,

The Goldfish

the goldfish 
looks out 
at the distorted world 
through a glass bowl
and tries to make sense of it 

he watches the room about him 
and those that feed him
with self satisfaction  
unknowingly waiting for death
and a burial at sea

Poem Details | by Chrissie Morris Brady |
Categories: adventure, confusion, humor, lost, space, travel,

Space Or Spaced Out

In Space or Spaced Out

Bones grow feeble without gravity
This is a serious matter, not to be taken lightly
Blood fails to reach the brain
We must bear this in mind
Space cannot be navigated by the light headed
The semi conscious, on a journey with such a faint map
Think on this seriously, it is not a joke
Spaceships lost in the heavens is a hellish consequence
Sentient beings drifting half conscious is senseless
Concentrate your thoughts so that we do not scatter
Debris in the galaxies, cleverly made
And stupidly lost.

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: funny, humorous, life, old, retirement,

A Package From Amazon

getting old
sitting on my rocker
waiting for mail 

a package
from Amazon 
with my first fast elder walker with seat

they say that this fast elder walker with seat
could last 
up to ten years to the day

I do pray 
that this walker 
is not my last 

and that it and I 
don’t go too fast

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: humor, religion,

If I Go To Heaven

If I go 
to heaven,
then what?

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny, gender, god, history, independence day, mystery, mythology, night, obituary, raven, sea, silly, summer, sweet, teacher, world, yellow,

Roll On

Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,

they pop like a fast moving pill,

I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,

and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-

like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,

I rank every thought in order of how I like it,

and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.

Striding with my shrine,

as I shock a spine,

revitalize and prime-

as I preen and primp and chimp-

as I act like a pimp,

I black out and gimp,

skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: forgiveness, fun, funny, hilarious, life, religious,

Seeking Forgiveness

I pass gas
stand silently still
and look up straight
and away 
to heaven

seeking forgiveness
and salvation

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry,

It Is Nice To Write Happy Poems

it is nice to write happy poems
nicey nicey 
happy happy 
that make the sky 
and everything around me
and me 
and everything around me
much much lighter

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: anti bullying, body, discrimination, fantasy, funny, humorous, myth,


Teddy Roosevelt once said -
"speak softly
and carry a big stick”

in referencing this statement 
might respond- 
I may not speak softly-
or do anything softly
but I am loved by all
and carry a big stick
a very big hard stick
with very big balls 
in my very big head
and all my very 
very good friends 
all of them 
Hispanic, black , white and Islamic
men, women and others
love me 
and them

Poem Details | by Michael Ward |
Categories: fun, funny, humorous, nice, nonsense, smile, today,

A Bit of Fun

A bit of fun

There is a man crying
In a AA van on the edge of town  
I think he is heading for a
Breakdown >

Poem Details | by Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories: food, kids, funny, god, philosophy, religion, science,

The Newton Epitaph

Had a fig Newton 
Dropped it on the floor
God said, Let Newton be! 
And all was right.
Until the Ants