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Poem Details | by Dennis Davis |
Categories: culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather, humorous, political, presidents day,

Presidents Day

  
I was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?”  Without skipping a beat she said, “Its Presidents Day!” She is so smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or even Clinton. She replied “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we have another year of bull ****.” You know it hurts like hell when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.


Poem Details | by aunna jones |
Categories: beautiful, destiny, dream, funny, girl, i am,

aj

Let me break this down!
A?
aunna
J?
jones
Middle name: Marie
*aunna rie* {ironic, moronic, or iconic? right?}
a? aunnarie
J? jerk 
Now that's classic let me see yal do it?

Poem Details | by Sandy Ridens |
Categories: anxiety, cheer up, courage, family, funny, how i feel, humorous,

Missing Piece

   Missing Piece

   There is a piece of me missing. Not sure where to find it. I've looked in my room for it. Still can't find it. Went to look in the living room for it. Nope, not there. I've asked my kids to help me find the missing piece. Nope, they can't help me find it either. I have searched up, down and left to right. Still can't find it. 

  I've been looking for this missing piece for a long time now. I think I have been looking for it for years. Maybe even decades. Still no sign of it. The piece will remain missing. 

    Have you seen my missing Sanity?

Poem Details | by Armani ArmaniA |
Categories: creation, hilarious, how i feel, irony,

What is appropriate

Everything had been assessed..
given proper meaning label
pre-designed by.. perception
of the certain person's level..